Why Do Mexican Men Wear Sombreros?

Why Do Mexican Men Wear Sombreros?

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SA is FILTHY

Austin, TX

#1 May 14, 2014
Is it to give them extra height, or is it used to hide the fact that their heads are shaped like tortillas?
Juan Gomez

Houston, TX

#2 May 14, 2014
My head is shaped like a poblano pepper, so I wear a migrant worker straw hat.
Benito Gonzales

United States

#3 May 14, 2014
Juan Gomez wrote:
My head is shaped like a poblano pepper, so I wear a migrant worker straw hat.
That's because your daddy is a gringo with bad genes. You have a disease called Cracker Cabeza. No cure for it. Next time, make sure your mama doesn't open her legs for white trash.
SA is FILTHY

United States

#4 May 14, 2014
Never mind, I figured it out. They wear sombreros to shield them from the bright white light cast off by our huge inbred foreheads. Duh!
Julio Herrera

Houston, TX

#5 May 14, 2014
I had to switch to a baseball cap because immigration was following me every day. I do not want to go back to Mexico, at least not until I use up my food stamps.
SA is FILTHY

San Antonio, TX

#6 May 14, 2014
Julio Herrera wrote:
I had to switch to a baseball cap because immigration was following me every day. I do not want to go back to Mexico, at least not until I use up my food stamps.
Well Julio, that shouldn't be long since lazy white people like me use most of it anyway.
Julio Herrera

Houston, TX

#7 May 14, 2014
SA is FILTHY wrote:
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Well Julio, that shouldn't be long since lazy white people like me use most of it anyway.
Thats good news! That your lazy and white, good thing you are not mexican and worthless like me.
Fransisco Martinez

San Antonio, TX

#8 May 14, 2014
I worse Mexican of all, i give up my culo for free couse I like chorizos cut or uncut filled with hot creme for me to swallow.
Pedro

San Antonio, TX

#9 May 14, 2014
Fransisco Martinez wrote:
I worse Mexican of all, i give up my culo for free couse I like chorizos cut or uncut filled with hot creme for me to swallow.
Nice try white trash. But, all the misspelled words prove that you're white, not bright, never right. Get an education!
Teacher

San Antonio, TX

#10 May 14, 2014
Julio Herrera wrote:
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Thats good news! That your lazy and white, good thing you are not mexican and worthless like me.
"Your"? It's "you're" stupid white trash. Watch the punctuation.
White Trash

Fort Worth, TX

#13 May 15, 2014
Sa Jimenez wrote:
I t is sad that us mexicans cant spell correctly, except when applying for a green card.
That's a poor excuse for being white trash trying to pass off as a Mexican. We know you're a Cracker in disguise. Just look for bad English. LOL!
White Trash

San Antonio, TX

#15 May 15, 2014
Pedro wrote:
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I agree, even with these hispanics trying play like they are gringos on here. Acting like the white man wont get them a job, I know because I tried it already.
Where did you learn how to write gringo? Cracker High? The real Pedro is smarter than that. You've been busted! Face it, you're white, not bright, never right. White trash gringos are easy to spot on Topix. Just look for statements written in poor English. LOL!
White Trash

San Antonio, TX

#16 May 15, 2014
Pedro wrote:
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I agree, even with these hispanics trying play like they are gringos on here. Acting like the white man wont get them a job, I know because I tried it already.
White man getting a job for someone else? Why not get a job for themselves and get off of welfare. The white man is a huge tax burden. Got a Cracker Card? What's in your wallet?
Ralph Menchaca

San Antonio, TX

#17 May 15, 2014
White Trash wrote:
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White man getting a job for someone else? Why not get a job for themselves and get off of welfare. The white man is a huge tax burden. Got a Cracker Card? What's in your wallet?
Food stamps and lone star cards are in my wallet!

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