Why Do Mexicans Drive 1991 Ford F-150's

Why Do Mexicans Drive 1991 Ford F-150's

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SA is FILTHY

Austin, TX

#1 May 16, 2014
and have a Mexican blanket on their dash? That is so Fred Sanford!

Also, I know you put your last name on the back window so you can remember it on those nights when you get drunk at the taquiera with Big Juanita..........but the rest of us dont give a chit what it is.
SA is FILTHY

San Antonio, TX

#2 May 16, 2014
I guess I'm just jealous cuz I have to ride VIA. They won't let me put my bull horns on the front of the bus like I have on my mobile home. Much less allow me to display my rainbow flag. We don't need to put our names anywhere, cuz we're all known as white trash. That would cause more confusion for us. Hee hee.
Mexican well endowed

Corpus Christi, TX

#3 May 16, 2014
Why do guys with small dicks buy huge trucks? I have a huge dick and drive a Prius. I dont need to compensate for anything. I love woman and I am NOT liberal. I just drive 1200 miles weekly and its alot cheaper to drive a Pruis than a gas guzzler.
Wanosha

San Antonio, TX

#4 May 16, 2014
Why do guys with big dicks drive little cars?
Wanosha

San Antonio, TX

#5 May 16, 2014
Don't get me wrong. I'll get into any car as long as there's a big dick for this white boy. I like to bend over.
Loco Lobo

San Antonio, TX

#6 May 21, 2014
They drive those cheap ass junky old f150s because they are crap like them.
It's funny how instead of buying a f250 or f350 they buy and overload that little 1/2 ton pickup and the bumper is dragging the ground and swerving all over the road. You can't tell if they're drunk or they're about to lose control.
This is what a Mexican will tell you; "Hey bro, f150 must be the same as the f250 or f350 because they all use the same body, and same size bed so that means they all haul the same weight primo". "They just put a different number on the truck to charge you more money to poke your eyes man!" They're all the same!"
Pedro

United States

#7 May 22, 2014
We need F150's so we can haul the white trash mobile homes. Nothing but a metal box of trash. Just like the owners of them. White trash.
Hubert

Houston, TX

#8 May 22, 2014
Pedro just proved Loco Lobo's post that only a Mexican would try to move something as heavy as a mobile home with an f150.
Pedro

San Antonio, TX

#9 May 22, 2014
We cannot help that white trash gringos live in heavy mobile homes given to them by FEMA. Heavy from all the obese family members sitting around going through all the stuff they pull out of the dumpsters everyday. Damn hoarders!
Loco Lobo

San Antonio, TX

#10 May 22, 2014
Pedro wrote:
We cannot help that white trash gringos live in heavy mobile homes given to them by FEMA. Heavy from all the obese family members sitting around going through all the stuff they pull out of the dumpsters everyday. Damn hoarders!
I can't help you're so stupid that you'd try to pull a big ass mobile home with an f150.
Pissed off guy

Houston, TX

#11 May 26, 2014
Because Mexicans don't have money to buy nice cars. Well, 90% of Mexicans. Most of them need co-signing even then their wife's or relatives don't have licenses

Source of truth: I am Mexican and I can't buy a car new
Pissed off guy

San Antonio, TX

#12 May 26, 2014
Seriously, I'm a white guy and just jealous because I have to ride VIA to get around. It pisses me off that Mexicans have vehicles and I don't. I hope in my next life I am not born as a white man. It sucks being white trash.
Ricardo

San Antonio, TX

#14 May 28, 2014
You probably figured me out already. I just can't learn English! What's a white trash guy like me supposed to do?
Ricardo

Dallas, TX

#15 May 28, 2014
Ricardo wrote:
You probably figured me out already. I just can't learn English! What's a white trash guy like me supposed to do?
I'm not white,. How dare you lump me with them!
I'm a proud Mexican!
Little Johnny

Houston, TX

#16 May 28, 2014
SA is FILTHY wrote:
and have a Mexican blanket on their dash? That is so Fred Sanford!
Also, I know you put your last name on the back window so you can remember it on those nights when you get drunk at the taquiera with Big Juanita..........but the rest of us dont give a chit what it is.
You just did pendejo for bringing it up, apparently you do give a poop lol
Sparky

San Antonio, TX

#18 May 29, 2014
I wish I could put new wheels on my FEMA issued mobile home. But, FEMA doesn't provide tires. So, I'm selling my food stamps. Any other white family need food stamps? I know there are lots of you out there.
Sparky

San Antonio, TX

#20 May 29, 2014
Juan wrote:
<quoted text>
I need food stamps! Don't forget about me! Since I don't want to work I'm always trying to find new ways to scam the government, so in the mean time keep that government assistance coming!
As long as you're white trash, you'll never be forgotten. We rule and own welfare. Nobody else gets to share. You might want to work on your English some more. Your Cracker smack is still obvious. You don't want to blow your cover fellow Gringo.

Since: Aug 14

Zapopan, Mexico

#22 Aug 26, 2014
Not true bud not all Mexicans do, come to mexico you see them driving escalade's silverado's cherokee's camero's especially dodge rams mostly new and if you go to the wealthier cities you find them driving luxury vehicles either eauropean or american sports cars so no not all do. If you don't believe me look at this video of a Lamborghini Aventador in guadalajara: http://youtu.be/O73QmlM2pNw that's puerta de hierro located in guadalajara jalisco search it up
Paul

Houston, TX

#23 Aug 26, 2014
There are rich people of all races as well as poor.
For some reason we tend to just focus on the poor.
It's probably cause some people are not educated and were raised on hillbilly music.
SA is FILTHY

Austin, TX

#24 Aug 27, 2014
Oh and dont forget those Dodge Neon's..............LOL

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