Why are San Antonians so damn fat?

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death

San Antonio, TX

#1 Feb 23, 2011
Everywhere I look, obese heffers. Why don't you exercise in the morning instead of getting tacos. It's out of control!
chili pepper

Dallas, TX

#2 Feb 23, 2011
Its all that mexican food, cerverza and no self control.
Magical

United States

#3 Feb 23, 2011
Especially those lazy gringos. They're called hoarders. Talk about obese.
yummy

United States

#4 Feb 23, 2011
I was at burlington coat factory and some chubby Mexican kid was eating all the coats!
death

San Antonio, TX

#5 Feb 23, 2011
I mean, it's ok to eat like crap once in a while, but freaking exercise.

And who the hell coined the term BBW? News flash: you're not beautiful, you're f'in disgusting.
Magical

United States

#6 Feb 23, 2011
yummy wrote:
I was at burlington coat factory and some chubby Mexican kid was eating all the coats!
What was left after the rats (gringos) got to them first? Nada!
yummy

New Braunfels, TX

#7 Feb 23, 2011
Yo mexican mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose. Lmao eating those Burlington coat factory coats!! Lol!!!!
Paparazzi

New Braunfels, TX

#8 Feb 23, 2011
death wrote:
Everywhere I look, obese heffers. Why don't you exercise in the morning instead of getting tacos. It's out of control!
I agree, the fatter they get, the more appealing they are to black men who love to date those fat cows! They roll them in flour and go for the wet spot. These mexican heffers are so fat, they have a habit of leaving pool ring at the public swimming pools.
extra chubby

New Braunfels, TX

#9 Feb 24, 2011
Fat bottom line weighs down Bexar Co. health challengeWed, 23 Feb 2011 13:47:08 CST

SAN ANTONIO -- How healthy is Bexar County? A report card of sorts was issue on Wednesday, February 23, 2011. The bottom line is we still have some weighty issues to address.

A healthy city is a prosperous city. And that's just what San Antonio would like to become. Just ask Mayor Julian Castro.

'One of the ingredients that has been a little lacking in our community compared to other big cities is a fitness culture,' Castro stated. The Bexar County Health Collaborative would like to see that changed. A Community Health Assessment provided hard facts about common health problems in our city.'We're 68 percent overweight in Bexar County,' pointed out Bexar County Judge Nelson Wolff.'It even gets higher than that when you get into the south, southeast. It runs into the 80 some-odd percent. We know this is the greatest challenge.' Figures released today showed 68 percent of people in Bexar County are overweight. North central has the lowest rate at 53 percent. The south had the highest prevalence at 85 percent. The northern parts of the county have the lowest rates of diabetes, hovering around 8 percent. Those rates nearly double in the southern and western parts of the county. The proportion of pregnancies to teen mothers still hovers around 5 percent.'I think we're at a pivot point, a tipping point, in the community where something like this is no longer a document that's on a shelf, but it becomes an action document,' commented Stephen Blanchard, Ph.D., a professor at Our Lady of the Lake University and a board member of the Health Collaborative.'San Antonians have a long way to go,' Castro admitted. This report will be used by public and private partners to come up with long-term plans to change the overall health of the city.
Hilarious

Loudon, TN

#10 Feb 24, 2011
San Antonios are so fat because they are all mexicans.
Paparazzi

New Braunfels, TX

#11 Feb 27, 2011
Hilarious wrote:
San Antonios are so fat because they are all mexicans.
I was in line at the check stand and one of them started beeping when she backed up to pick up a candy bar from the display stand...
Skinny white man

Dallas, TX

#12 Dec 30, 2011
The fat mexicans are all at Babe's Old Fashion Burgers!
El Gato Negro

San Antonio, TX

#13 Dec 30, 2011
Skinny white man wrote:
The fat mexicans are all at Babe's Old Fashion Burgers!
The fat Mexicans are lined up pulling a train on your mama!
White Trash

Gladewater, TX

#14 Dec 30, 2011
Hilarious wrote:
San Antonios are so fat because they are all mexicans.
San Antonios? Another uneducated Kracker. Go tend to your moonshine and inbred children.
UTSA

Bedford, TX

#15 Jan 1, 2012
The main reasons San Antonio is so obese is because we are a bunch of lard eating mexicans. Have a family of a dozen by the time we are sixteen years of age, live on wic, section 8 housing and drink beer all day long.
Stanford

United States

#16 Jan 1, 2012
UTSA wrote:
The main reasons San Antonio is so obese is because we are a bunch of lard eating mexicans. Have a family of a dozen by the time we are sixteen years of age, live on wic, section 8 housing and drink beer all day long.
Wow. A perfect description of my family. We be Mexican wannabe's. Only difference is we be white trash. We done dumpster dive all day as a hobby., sleep with our own siblings. And, if we hate our kids, we kill them. Don't believe me? Watch Nancy Grace. She ain't trash like us. She be smart. Bet you done didn't know that us Gringos receive the most welfare? We be havin our own show on tv... Hoarders. I hate when mama tells me to steal electricity from our Mexican neighbors so we can watch tv.
baby maker

San Antonio, TX

#18 Jan 1, 2012
San Antonioans are fat because we are jolly and like to have a good time. We have fun for today because there might not be a tomorrow. we have a lot of love in our pants for women. we like giving womens lots of babies, because it's fun and the dumb gringos have to support us.
what else is new

San Antonio, TX

#21 Jan 1, 2012
baby maker wrote:
San Antonioans are fat because we are jolly and like to have a good time. We have fun for today because there might not be a tomorrow. we have a lot of love in our pants for women. we like giving womens lots of babies, because it's fun and the dumb gringos have to support us.
You are correct with your comment about how there may not be a tomorrow. And that is because all you people do is pig out. Which means,,,, heart attack!
babymaker

San Antonio, TX

#22 Jan 1, 2012
you can pay for my open heart surgery and you'll like it. when i recover i'll still go out and and eat what i want so you can pay some more.
El Gato Negro

San Antonio, TX

#23 Jan 2, 2012
Someone please love me i'm an obese old white man with no pride in myself or my culture.

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