ROSETTA STONE: English for Dummy Crac...
Lubricano

Houston, TX

#29 Jul 22, 2014
Gringos learn English? Don't hold your breath. Cracker Smack is their official language. Only they understand it.
Luis Guzman

Houston, TX

#30 Jul 22, 2014
I thought the Rosetta Stone was used to grind maize for tortillas
Luis Guzman

San Antonio, TX

#31 Jul 22, 2014
Sorry, I was wrong. I Googled it and the program is for white trash Crackers only that need to learn English. They're the ones that need it. CNN reported that the publisher cannot keep up with the demand. Amazon will ship it to your mobile home on a drone.
Pablo Vargas

Houston, TX

#32 Jul 23, 2014
Will they deliver to my taco truck?
Compadre

San Antonio, TX

#33 Aug 11, 2014
Pablo Vargas wrote:
Will they deliver to my taco truck?
White trash mobile homes only.
WhinyBeaners

San Diego, CA

#34 Aug 12, 2014
Well, slick, when discussing who really has a problem with intelligence, I suggest you check out the IDRA's website (instead of running your mouths) which states that in Texas:
1. The Hispanic student dropout rate is 19% more than white students.
2. Black and Hispanic students are two times more likely to drop out than white students.
3. Ethnic minorities account for 72.5% of all drop outs.
No matter what kind of "cracker smack" crap you make up, the above three things are facts that you have to live with - even if you're too cowardly to admit it.
So why not stop the Rosetta Stone talk, stop worrying about white people, and work to uplift your own people?
WhinyBeaners

San Antonio, TX

#35 Aug 12, 2014
I'm so cowardly, I can't even accept that most white people can't spell. Yet, we expect everyone else to. Oh well, I'll try to uplift my fellow Crackers. Most of which are home schooled and not included in IDRA statistics. Not a very reliable source.

Rosetta Stone for Dummy Crackers in exchange for your animals that we will use for sex. That's how smart we are. LMAO!
WhinyBeaners

San Antonio, TX

#36 Aug 12, 2014
Something just occurred to me. If we are so smart, why do we have the highest rate of mental illness? Does that explain why white women are more likely to kill their own children? Perhaps, explains why we go on mass shooting sprees killing innocent white people (mostly children). Poor little white inbreds that serve no purpose in society. So much for being smart just to be mentally insane. Coo Coo.
TypicalBeanDip

San Diego, CA

#37 Aug 13, 2014
WhinyBeaners wrote:
Something just occurred to me. If we are so smart, why do we have the highest rate of mental illness? Does that explain why white women are more likely to kill their own children? Perhaps, explains why we go on mass shooting sprees killing innocent white people (mostly children). Poor little white inbreds that serve no purpose in society. So much for being smart just to be mentally insane. Coo Coo.
Yup...figures, the best an ignorant beaner can do is to steal some else's screen name and post some weird comments that aren't backed up by anything. No point of trying to reason with an animal. You continue to waste time spouting lies and misconceptions about whites instead of cleaning up your own backyard, and I'll continue to separate and insulate myself from the riff raff. Let's see how that turns out for you, sport.
TypicalBeanDip

San Antonio, TX

#38 Aug 13, 2014
Yup...figures, the best an ignorant Cracker can do is to steal some else's screen name and post some weird comments that aren't backed up by anything. No point of trying to reason with an animal. We'd rather have sex with them. I continue to waste time spouting lies and misconceptions about other races instead of cleaning up my own backyard. Wait, I don't have a backyard. Our mobile home has no yard. I'll continue to separate and insulate myself from my fellow riff raff. Let's see how that turns out for me, sport.
BeanersAreUseles s

San Diego, CA

#39 Aug 14, 2014
TypicalBeanDip wrote:
Yup...figures, the best an ignorant Cracker can do is to steal some else's screen name and post some weird comments that aren't backed up by anything. No point of trying to reason with an animal. We'd rather have sex with them. I continue to waste time spouting lies and misconceptions about other races instead of cleaning up my own backyard. Wait, I don't have a backyard. Our mobile home has no yard. I'll continue to separate and insulate myself from my fellow riff raff. Let's see how that turns out for me, sport.
Yep, about what I expected from a jealous beaner. Get over it, mijo. You and your loser people will never count, and your 7th grade online antics won't change that. So I'm out. Have a nice life in the barrio, bean dip!
BeanersAreUseles s

San Antonio, TX

#40 Aug 14, 2014
Hell, they think the barrio is better than my mobile home community? At least we have dumpsters (not referring to our wives) our kids can play in. Thanks to Goodwill drop off locations for providing our kids their school clothes. I remember when I was a little fairy, my mama found me a coat of many colors in the dumpster. Ain't she precious? It's important our kids go to school to learn Cracker. I just wish I had a 7th grade level of edjamacachun. Oh well, such is life in the mobile home. I guess they're jealous because we use the most welfare, kill our own kids, kill innocent people in public places to include schools where we shoot other little Crackers, we have the most pedophiles on record, etc. Don't be jealous! We're white, not bright, never right.
pinche ways

Padre Island Ntl Seashor, TX

#41 Aug 15, 2014
BeanersAreUseles s wrote:
Hell, they think the barrio is better than my mobile home community? At least we have dumpsters (not referring to our wives) our kids can play in. Thanks to Goodwill drop off locations for providing our kids their school clothes. I remember when I was a little fairy, my mama found me a coat of many colors in the dumpster. Ain't she precious? It's important our kids go to school to learn Cracker. I just wish I had a 7th grade level of edjamacachun. Oh well, such is life in the mobile home. I guess they're jealous because we use the most welfare, kill our own kids, kill innocent people in public places to include schools where we shoot other little Crackers, we have the most pedophiles on record, etc. Don't be jealous! We're white, not bright, never right.
...and dont forget the white collar crackers are the BIGGEST thieves of money than anybody else in history and they dont go to jail.
AboveTheFray

San Diego, CA

#42 Aug 15, 2014
cracka wrote:
Are you one of the millions of anglos that can't speak or write in English? We can help perfect your English (aka, Cracker Smack).
Qualifications: Must be white trash and stupid (that means all of you).
We accept the CrackerStar Card for your convenience. You know, the "white" card.
http://www.google.com/url...
The article below also seems to suggest that your assessment of illiterate white people might be incorrect, as Hispanics have a higher dropout rate than non-Hispanic whites:

http://www.governing.com/gov-data/education-d...

So...what exactly is your problem with white people? You seem to spend a lot of time on here spewing a bunch of non-sense.

I'm not sure what "cracker smack" is, and I'm not familiar with whatever that Star card is (I assume it's like the EBT card that is issued to welfare recipients), but you certainly seem to be savvy on this stuff - a little too savvy. And you're pretty angry. I recommend speaking to someone about it.
AboveTheFray

San Antonio, TX

#43 Aug 15, 2014
BTW, you've probably noticed that I'm too damn stupid to use the Internet to research. What is Google? Bing? How do I research? I'm embarrassed that Pancho knows more than me. Wow! Can someone show a dumb white gay man how to research? Please? We're white, not bright, never right. Just a bunch of sissy boys that live with mommy and daddy forever. I also spend quite a bit of time on here. How else do you think I know how much time others spend on here? I'm on welfare, so I don't have to work. Plus, my mom is on welfare too and I still live with her even though I'm 48 years old. Our mobile home was free, so we don't have to pay rent. We get help with our utilities. What a great life. We're #1! Don't laugh.
Pancho

San Antonio, TX

#44 Aug 15, 2014
AboveTheFray wrote:
BTW, you've probably noticed that I'm too damn stupid to use the Internet to research. What is Google? Bing? How do I research? I'm embarrassed that Pancho knows more than me. Wow! Can someone show a dumb white gay man how to research? Please? We're white, not bright, never right. Just a bunch of sissy boys that live with mommy and daddy forever. I also spend quite a bit of time on here. How else do you think I know how much time others spend on here? I'm on welfare, so I don't have to work. Plus, my mom is on welfare too and I still live with her even though I'm 48 years old. Our mobile home was free, so we don't have to pay rent. We get help with our utilities. What a great life. We're #1! Don't laugh.
Sorry Señor Cracker. We have been warned to stay away from gringos because they are bringing EBOLA to the U.S. Too much sex with animals.
AboveTheFray

Chino, CA

#45 Aug 16, 2014
AboveTheFray wrote:
BTW, you've probably noticed that I'm too damn stupid to use the Internet to research. What is Google? Bing? How do I research? I'm embarrassed that Pancho knows more than me. Wow! Can someone show a dumb white gay man how to research? Please? We're white, not bright, never right. Just a bunch of sissy boys that live with mommy and daddy forever. I also spend quite a bit of time on here. How else do you think I know how much time others spend on here? I'm on welfare, so I don't have to work. Plus, my mom is on welfare too and I still live with her even though I'm 48 years old. Our mobile home was free, so we don't have to pay rent. We get help with our utilities. What a great life. We're #1! Don't laugh.
What are you talking about? I found the websites I referenced by doing a search in Google. Are you sure you know how the internet works? You don't seem very bright, but I guess I knew that when you resorted to insults with confronted with facts and statistics that were sourced from somewhere reputable.

Anger and insults, the last refuge of the ignorant and classless.
Rey

San Antonio, TX

#46 Aug 16, 2014
AboveTheFray wrote:
<quoted text>
What are you talking about? I found the websites I referenced by doing a search in Google. Are you sure you know how the internet works? You don't seem very bright, but I guess I knew that when you resorted to insults with confronted with facts and statistics that were sourced from somewhere reputable.
Anger and insults, the last refuge of the ignorant and classless.
I didn't know a person could "talk" on Topix? Can you hear me gringo? You don't seem very bright, but I guess I knew that when you identified yourself as a CRACKER. What's so reputable about a website named "Governing". Never heard of them. Try again pendejo! You're white, not bright, never right.
Caramba

San Antonio, TX

#47 Aug 16, 2014
"Anger and insults, the last refuge of the ignorant and classless." Fits you perfectly. Practice what you preach gringo pendejo.
Cletus Kettle

San Antonio, TX

#48 Aug 17, 2014
I dun lerned me a new werd today. Dun gots me a gold star.

C-O-W-E-I-E-I-O

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