ROSETTA STONE: English for Dummy Crac...

ROSETTA STONE: English for Dummy Crackers

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cracka

San Antonio, TX

#1 May 29, 2014
Are you one of the millions of anglos that can't speak or write in English? We can help perfect your English (aka, Cracker Smack).

Qualifications: Must be white trash and stupid (that means all of you).

We accept the CrackerStar Card for your convenience. You know, the "white" card.

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cracka

San Antonio, TX

#4 May 29, 2014
No doubt about that.
mexican

Carrizo Springs, TX

#5 May 29, 2014
nobody asked the Europeans to steal the land from the native americans when asked by an anglo what would you do to be one of us? well i would rape,rob,scam pilage,molest all family members(regardless of age) quit work and find a corner to hang out.and to top it off reward myself with an old ugly white woman.
White Trash Filth

San Antonio, TX

#7 Jun 8, 2014
Is there a discount for all of us white folks on welfare?
White Trash Filth

San Antonio, TX

#8 Jun 9, 2014
Learned me a new word:

C-O-W-E-I-E-I-O!
Timbuktoo

San Antonio, TX

#10 Jun 9, 2014
Don't worry, I do the same thing all the time.
White Trash Filth

San Antonio, TX

#11 Jun 9, 2014
Timbuktoo wrote:
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Wow, how original.
I guess you love posting response to your own posts. Typical liberal racist.
Is that a question or statement? Do you even know the difference?
y que

Three Rivers, TX

#14 Jun 12, 2014
Get it right ,the spaniards were the ones that came here by permission of england .the english came after the fact .Guess ancestors were lazy also.
Pancho

San Antonio, TX

#16 Jun 13, 2014
Blake wrote:
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Dumbass, the Spaniards came here to this part o the Americas way before the English did., and on top of that the " Mexican" as a people didn't exist until after the spaniards got here. The spaniards, which are WHITE Europeans by the way intermixed with the Mayan and Aztec people and that's how the world ended up with the parasites today called mexicans and the world has been screwed up ever since.
Hate to break the news to all you mexicans, but you have the whitemans genes in you so when you talk all that shit about white people, you're talking about yourself. C-O-W-E-I-E-I-O!
** YAWN ** Boring....

C-O-W-E-I-E-I-O
White Trash

San Antonio, TX

#17 Jun 13, 2014
Blake wrote:
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Dumbass, the Spaniards came here to this part o the Americas way before the English did., and on top of that the " Mexican" as a people didn't exist until after the spaniards got here. The spaniards, which are WHITE Europeans by the way intermixed with the Mayan and Aztec people and that's how the world ended up with the parasites today called mexicans and the world has been screwed up ever since.
Hate to break the news to all you mexicans, but you have the whitemans genes in you so when you talk all that shit about white people, you're talking about yourself. C-O-W-E-I-E-I-O!
Spaniards spoke Spanish. How come us white folks can't speak Spanish? Hell, we can barely speak or write in English. Damn we're dumb.

V-A-C-A-E-I-E-I-O
y que

Three Rivers, TX

#18 Jun 13, 2014
Blake wrote:
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Dumbass, the Spaniards came here to this part o the Americas way before the English did., and on top of that the " Mexican" as a people didn't exist until after the spaniards got here. The spaniards, which are WHITE Europeans by the way intermixed with the Mayan and Aztec people and that's how the world ended up with the parasites today called mexicans and the world has been screwed up ever since.
Hate to break the news to all you mexicans, but you have the whitemans genes in you so when you talk all that shit about white people, you're talking about yourself. C-O-W-E-I-E-I-O!
ur d dumb ass , spaniards were here first, when they brought treasures from the americas [tobacco,chocolate,gold,& yes,even a native indian],then england [under the rule of queen elisabeth(virgin queen) wanted more. thats why majority of mexicans are a mix spanish,native indian,among others ,they all wanted a piece .sorry for this brief history ,thanks blake blowsalot
weasel

Houston, TX

#19 Jun 13, 2014
White Trash wrote:
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Spaniards spoke Spanish. How come us white folks can't speak Spanish? Hell, we can barely speak or write in English. Damn we're dumb.
V-A-C-A-E-I-E-I-O
Because we refuse to learn a language that is not the official language of our nation. Why don't the Mexicans in Mexico learn to speak English? The answer, because English is not the official language in Mexico. If I moved to Mexico I would have to learn Spanish if I wanted to survive. Mexicans are just used to having everything catered to them but the U.S..
y que

Three Rivers, TX

#20 Jun 13, 2014
yea mexicans are best in math thanks to aztec ancestors but we have been baffled for years -what is one white +one white always = to either a aunt ,uncle ,brother ,sister, cracker [all in one sibling ]
weasel

Houston, TX

#21 Jun 13, 2014
Pancho wrote:
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** YAWN ** Boring....
C-O-W-E-I-E-I-O
You know I'm right but you're too dumb to admit it.
mi vale

Three Rivers, TX

#22 Jun 13, 2014
y que wrote:
yea mexicans are best in math thanks to aztec ancestors but we have been baffled for years -what is one white +one white always = to either a aunt ,uncle ,brother ,sister, cracker [all in one sibling ]
dont forget sometimes they give birth to their own cousins-he he !
weasel

Houston, TX

#23 Jun 13, 2014
y que wrote:
<quoted text> ur d dumb ass , spaniards were here first, when they brought treasures from the americas [tobacco,chocolate,gold,& yes,even a native indian],then england [under the rule of queen elisabeth(virgin queen) wanted more. thats why majority of mexicans are a mix spanish,native indian,among others ,they all wanted a piece .sorry for this brief history ,thanks blake blowsalot
It's apparent you can't comprehend the English language. I stated that the Spaniards were here before the English. Apparently you just proved my point that Mexicans need to learn the English language if they are going to live here.
White Trash

Houston, TX

#24 Jun 13, 2014
weasel wrote:
<quoted text>It's apparent you can't comprehend the English language. I stated that the Spaniards were here before the English. Apparently you just proved my point that Mexicans need to learn the English language if they are going to live here.
What took the English so long? Their covered wagons that slow? Or, just dumb and couldn't read a map? Just like we can't read, write, comprehend English.
Blake

San Antonio, TX

#26 Jun 14, 2014
I take it back. There is proof that covered wagons were converted to small boats. Hmmm?
Blake

San Antonio, TX

#27 Jun 15, 2014
This Rosetta Stone is so darn hard I just want to learn some English. I just caint do it.
Sal Moreno

San Antonio, TX

#28 Jul 22, 2014
The covered wagons have been repurposed as mobile homes. White people love them. Especially in tornado alley. That's how stupid they are. A tornado strikes, and they white like cry babies, looking for government handouts. More of them need to be killed by tornadoes. A good way of eliminating trash from America.

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