Anglos: Why can't we learn proper Eng...

Anglos: Why can't we learn proper English?

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Cletus

United States

#1 Apr 22, 2012
Ma dun sez cuz Weez white, not bright, never right. How yer doin?
Brown

United States

#2 Apr 23, 2012
White people smell like crap and don't work.
Gringo Mendigo

United States

#3 Apr 24, 2012
Uh, er, huh? What is the question?
Cletus Kettle

San Antonio, TX

#4 Sep 29, 2013
Two mutch darn hanky panky going on in the trailer with the same family members. We all gots big foreheads. I dun popped a bun in my lil sister's oven. We dun do the farm critters two. Gots to go. Ma making me a coat of many colors. Yee Haw!!!

We needs sum edjumacation and some learnins.
Jose

United States

#5 Oct 5, 2013
It's a genetic defect caused by too much inbreeding. Stupid Hillbillies.
Julie G

San Antonio, TX

#6 Oct 6, 2013
I've noticed that a lot on this site. Not sure why that is? Maybe anglos in San Antonio were just meant to be dumb. I'm white, but not dumb. I agree, this is America. Learn English. How hard can it be?
juanmescan

San Antonio, TX

#7 Oct 6, 2013
You chud here us Mehicanos speaky de Englich we ure xtra dum becase we havy diabetes an darky nec ring with warts an número uno relly dum an no can do nossing unles we ur lead around likely ANIMALES we ur ANIMALES we Likey leesches we sucky all tings tell nossing lift or mamas sel ther culo sheep somtim givey fre we stay dum an eats sheet frum ANIMALES stumach.
Cracker

San Antonio, TX

#8 Apr 6, 2014
Crackers are born without brains. That's what happens when your mommy and daddy are your brother and sister. LOL!
Cletus Kettle

San Antonio, TX

#9 Apr 6, 2014
C-O-W-E-I-E-I-O
YEE HAW!
SA IS FILTHY

Austin, TX

#10 Apr 7, 2014
watching beanies try to order steak at the Hungry Farmer is a joke........go back to your roach infested taquieras
James

San Antonio, TX

#12 Apr 16, 2014
I wish I was smart like Cletus.
Cletus Kettle

United States

#13 Apr 18, 2014
Ah shucks. I be the brightest star in these here parts. How yer doin?
Cletus Kettle

United States

#14 Apr 18, 2014
SA IS FILTHY wrote:
watching beanies try to order steak at the Hungry Farmer is a joke........go back to your roach infested taquieras
Yer spellin be a joke? Yer be an inbred? Maybe we be brudders? Who's yer daddy?
Curtis

San Antonio, TX

#15 Apr 23, 2014
Er, uh, huh, come again? What's the question?
nasty

San Antonio, TX

#18 Sep 14, 2014
Look over their.
Look over they're.
Look over there.

I'm a dumb white man. Help me out Pancho.
Dumb Gringos

San Antonio, TX

#19 Oct 23, 2014
We've been tryin' fo' hundreds of years t'larn th' English language. No matter how hard we try, we jest kin't does it. We kin only git jobs at WalMart wif all t'other dumb Crackers. Whut in tarnation's a white trash Cracker t'do?
Mayonnaise

San Antonio, TX

#20 Oct 24, 2014
Whut in tarnation's this hyar English stuff ev'rybody is talkin' about?
SA is FILTHY

Austin, TX

#21 Oct 24, 2014
Si...mi english is no good....mi abuela never taught me right because she had to make money sucking burros in Laredo
Casper

Houston, TX

#22 Oct 24, 2014
Cause we are white and we ain't just right :/
Redneck

San Antonio, TX

#23 Oct 25, 2014
SA is FILTHY wrote:
Si...mi english is no good....mi abuela never taught me right because she had to make money sucking burros in Laredo
All white trash gringos have poor English. You're no exception. Keep trying harder Cracker. Make civilization proud of you. Yeah, right.

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