Police Log: Mum Tells Police Of Daughtera s Oral Sex Skills

IN Findlay, Ohio, the Police Department responds to a call from a mother complaining that her daughter gives better oral sex than her: A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman's daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it.

[Joe]

what a load of sh_t!!!!!!!!!!

[Head Detetective]

Ohio gets on the board again, Seems they really know how to give Ohiooooohhhhhhooooooohhhhoooo.

[DILF]

Ohio - 24
Florida - 62

Ohio still has a ways to go......

[The Husband]

Honey, when is Heather having her braces removed? Can we get them removed earlier because I'm getting all scratched up.......

[Facts]

It was his step daughter and she is not a young kid.

Man, some guys get all the luck.

[milwaukee69]

Kinda' reminds me of Randy Quaid's daughter in NL's Vacation - "My Daddy says I'm the best at French kissing."