Lottery Winner Makes Great Mistake

BAD AXE, Mich. - Donald Ertman got a little agitated when he found out he'd have to make the 150-mile trip to Lansing to collect his lottery winnings.

[RODNEY DANGERFIELD]

Good luck buddy and I hope you hit the big one the next time !

[TRUTH]

Why is it always the old geezers that win the lottery?

[Michael]

Geezers or rich folk....especially in NYS, too many rich people winning more money...lol.

[IP Daily]

TRUTH wrote:

Why is it always the old geezers that win the lottery?

Don't forget the sex offenders...

[GHT]

why can't a guy like me; young, good-looking, hard working, deserving, tired, trampled from office politico BS, father of two who is totally frazzled at the age of 46, win one of these drawings once?

[ArchieBunkerTran sformed]

TRUTH wrote:

Why is it always the old geezers that win the lottery?

God loves them more than the young and poor.

[Asylum Bound]

GHT wrote:

why can't a guy like me; young, good-looking, hard working, deserving, tired, trampled from office politico BS, father of two who is totally frazzled at the age of 46, win one of these drawings once?

Because you actually need the money, and that's why you don't win. If you had 20 million in the bank and couldn't possibly use the money then you'd win every week. Or if you were really old and a month away from dying you'd win, but people who really need money? They never win.

[Michael]

lol, Archie. god don't luv us yunggins no more?

[NW Corner]

Donald Ertman got a little agitated when he found out he'd have to make the 150-mile trip to Lansing to collect his lottery winnings. All that for $150, he complained.

Then the owner of the store that sold Ertman the $1 Mega Millions ticket set him straight: It was worth not $150, but a cool quarter of a million.

"We're the typical poor senior citizens, and our income from Social Security is not a lot," she said.

Then perhaps you should not be spending your money on that voluntary tax called the state lottery. Especially if you don't understand the rules of the game.

[Silver Dollar]

That is a heartbreaking story. I would hope the new winner would be so kind as to give the guy at least 10k or something.

[why Lotto]

Glad for them, but why is a poor person complaining about not having money spending $7 a week on lotto?

[Archie Bunker]

Michael wrote:

lol, Archie. god don't luv us yunggins no more?

Nah, they make too much noise and break stuff.

Still like puppies tho'...

[GHT]

URBeneathMe wrote:

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probably because you don't believe in GOD and you are a racist caveman.
any more questions you angry little monkey?

you need help ma pnigga! I think Baltimore needs to hold a town meeting and have you say, in public, what you said about the city while hiding behind your computer screen. That would be funny. Lets get ready for the caveman retort <yawn> BTW, the only people that believe in God are radicals. The two highest religious factions known to man right now, Bush and Osama Bin Laden, both fighting for "God" are tearing this earth up. How ironic. If you want to read about fairy tales, put down the bible and pick up Snow White.

[True]

Bravo to the store owner!
Around here he'd give the guy $150.00 and say congratulations, then take the ticket and cash in the balance for himself and leave town.

[GHT]

URBeneathMe wrote:

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All this coming from a so called jewish skinhead from Oregon! LOL
priceless
I would say whatever I felt like saying because this is a free country, and if anyone didn't like it then screw them.
White trash like you do it all the time on message boards like this, isn't it ironic when someone like me sets out to give the racist scum a taste of their own medicine they can't handle it and they have mini meltdowns and anger filled verbal tirades on the internet?
Oh wait that's exactly describing you GHT! LMAO
what a mental midget you are. Too stupid to realize anything around you huh Primate boy?

Who can't handle it?? I am enjoying it. LMAO. Rest assured, no one gives a chit what you think LOL. Me a primate? Hmmm...you're a little closer to the jungle than I, don't you think? <wink>

[GHT]

URBeneathMe wrote:

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White trash like you do it all the time on message boards like this, isn't it ironic when someone like me sets out to give the racist scum a taste of their own medicine

Racsim is a two way street there Mr Sharpton, or is it Jackson or is it Farrakhan. Now there are some real whoelsome guys wanting to make earth a better place....NOT......HAHAHHHAHAHA AHAH

[Eddie M]

True wrote:

Bravo to the store owner!
Around here he'd give the guy $150.00 and say congratulations, then take the ticket and cash in the balance for himself and leave town.

That's actually a pretty good idea.

[Ima Whobitchacockoff]

If there were ever a place for bigotry, it would be well described as the rantings of Farrakan, a good friend of Barack's minister and mentor. Tell me, please, that I am wrong. I would love to be wrong in this thinking.

[GHT]

Eddie M wrote:

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That's actually a pretty good idea.

I always wondered why or if that scenario ever happened.