Dang, ol pardner. I ain't surprised ya'll's ignunt Farmington arse likes them vittles at them thar eatin holes.<quoted text>
Well ole' pard, believe me when I say it: The problem is all yours. Every one of them there eatin' establishements you mention all do very well and serve up fine vittles..all you gotta do is look at the parkin' lots...dang near every hitchin' post is done tied up!
If'n ya'll ain't bin outa this here racist dump, I'd imagine it would seem like the world's greatest.