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The Ugliest Women In The Country live In Minnesota

There are 52 comments on the story from Jun 11, 2009, titled The Ugliest Women In The Country live In Minnesota. In it, reports that:

Anyone noticed? Minnesota is home to the ugliest, fattest, homliest, smart-mouthed, leather-faced women that have ever walked the face of this nation. Why is that? Inbreeding? Genetics? I mean, seriously folks, what the hell is going on here? Even the in-bred Mormon women in Utah have some features that are easy to look at. Please, you Medusa women out there...stay home. Don't go to public places and for God's sake..wear clothes that cover you up. Ever heard of Gastric Bypass? Make-up? Facial reconstruction? Holy cows....

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Since: Aug 09

Detroit Lakes, MN

#22 Aug 29, 2010
John wrote:
Boy, is that the truth. Must be in-breeding. But I also actually think they enjoy being fat in this state.
I think everyone is sadly mistaken...All of the fat, ugly women in MN are actually from IOWA!!!

United States

#23 Nov 18, 2010
Wow, interesting thread. I had to chime in...
As a business traveler I've been to every major city in the USA, and I can tell you the ugliest women are certainly NOT in MN. in fact, I found the twin cities to be plentiful of gorgeous women.
By far, the most unattractive women were in the pacific northwest. Portland and Seattle are known for frumpy grungy granola's.
The Midwest is loaded with beauties! Detroit believe it or not would be in my top ten for sure. Yes there's lots of fatties, but there's an equal amount of in shape ladies too.
And whoever said new York is full of crap... Take a walk through the village and your neck will snap from all the hotties that walk by constantly.
Miami and LA don't count because they are all transplants from places like IOWA and the Midwest!!
Basically you can find hot women everywhere, except Portland that is :)

Garden City, MI

#24 Jan 24, 2011
The women in minnesota are mean spirited and it makes them hideous.

Minneapolis, MN

#25 Sep 14, 2011
MN does have the ugliest women. You can see it from the dating sites. Most areas of the country have shorter and thinner women than Minnesota. Women in MN are very mean spirited and cold. It's a depressing place for a male to be in the dating pool. The women in MN are very shallow.
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Sartell, MN

#26 Oct 19, 2011
wtf do you think of judy garland you @#%($%^&@#$(%*#@$?
MM McGee

Minneapolis, MN

#27 Nov 9, 2011
Where in Minnesota do these people live? In Minneapolis, the women are drop dead gorgeous. The lakes in the summer are teeming with women from the legal age of 18 to their milfy fifties who are running, biking, walking, and tanning. I wonder if this writer just doesn't like white women. I grew up in California and was hard pressed to find a white woman, let alone an attractive one, who wasn't so hypergamous that she couldn't treat a man with love and affection unless he paid her. And these are women with their own jobs! I had a friend from Cali come out and visit, and he was floored. Not only were there all these hot girls out paddling around the lakes, but they were friendly to the point of innocent flirtation (and my buddy's no looker, either), had great smiles and attitudes, and weren't waiting for you to write them a check for the privilege of talking to them. They're sweet, not overly materialistic (hence the good credit ratings), and, need I say it again, white. I love white women. Always have. So maybe we have a difference of opinion on that score.

In California, by contrast, where the women are supposed to be hot, the women hate men. They're feminazi princesses with goddess complexes who are taught that men are their oppressors. I've dated girls there who said that men are nothing more than sperm doners and that the y chromosome is a recessive trait. It's not an unusual attitude. They wear clothes with the word "slut" on them. They're superficial tramps. White guys in Cali hook up with Asian women for the same reason I'm keeping my Minnesota girl: They admire strong, assertive, traditional men, have a reasonable definition of economic success, won't run your a** into debt, and don't think church is "weird." I'm a Cali guy myself, pretty socially liberal by Minnesota standards, so it's not like I'm looking for some floormat. When you have a state full of Nordic girls who love the outdoors, are smart, and like their men to act like men, what in God's name are you complaining about? Oh ... you're not the kind of man they like. They want Carey Grant and you're offering them ... probably Jim Carey. So, go ahead ... head out to Cali, bring your check book, and have a great time. More for me here.

Sorry you live in the North Suburbs, pal.

Sherman, IL

#28 Feb 18, 2012
I think Seattle had a large percentage of unattractive women, pretty much all of them. I was glad to get off the plane in St. Louis and the first five females I saw looked pretty good. Just my $.02

United States

#29 Feb 19, 2012
Cold Spring Fan---Not wrote:
I understand freedom of speech, but really? Only Cold Spring has this kind of column. Your complaints, especially with vulgar languages should go on craigslist. Police officers are not the problem, society having people like you speak their minds without thinking resulting in a town like Cold Spring. Good job guys.
I have family in Central Minnesota. I would have to say they are not ugly. You can find ugly if that is what you are looking for, likewise you can find beautiful. If you choose ugly, I guess you are going to find it.
bad to the bone

Millington, MI

#30 Feb 23, 2012
I think thou protest to much. I bet each one of you that have posted are uglier than anyone you have seen. This is the problem with society today. People bashing everyone else leads to hatred and violence. This bashing is what is causing school shootings along with all the other violence. Keep your hatred to yourself and we may have a better world.

United States

#31 Jan 18, 2013
Hahahaha this is the funniest thing I have ever read!!! And so true!I live in this disgusting state and see nothing but ugly ppl everywhere I go! It's terrible. We should have a female exchange program with California or Florida to balance it out more

Saint Paul, MN

#32 Jun 19, 2013
This who article is such bull shit and completely mean. It makes no sense. One state can't be uglier then another.. It just doesn't work that way. And I no MANY beautiful woman in MN and to the man who wrote this absurd article.. I'm gonna give you a big FUCK YOU for that horrible stereotype. You all want to see an ugly woman? Look at the author of this articles mom. That's ugly
The goat

Byron, MN

#33 Jan 19, 2014
Haha I think it's because you haven't seen your manhood for years you sick pedo. Who cares? Everyone is superficial, it's safe to say that you don't see any of the beauties because you spend your time at home fappin' it to the movie Misery. Everyone is looking for women that look like they belong on the covers of magazines. Bin reality, those women don't look like that either. You are all shallow and lead fairy tale lives with a heavy dose of delusions of grandeur.

Saint Cloud, MN

#35 Jan 28, 2014
The most beutiful women on earth are Asian. I married one

Appleton, WI

#36 May 4, 2014
Sorry folks. The stories are true. These women are so ugly I wouldn't do them with my neighbors dick. They have no compass. They eat.
Nurse Rachit

Oak Harbor, WA

#37 Nov 17, 2014
The OP must be a troll. Came across this site when looking up St. Cloud. I'm from California-lived there for 55 years(God I hate "Cali"-never heard anyone who lived there call it that) and have family-in-law in Minnesota. Question-does the OP come from Cold Spring or Minn? What does his mother look like? Oh, and I bet the OP is ripped, works out and is hot. Yeah, right. Take a look around you. There are obese people everywhere! As an RN, I worked in a bariatric surgical hospital-nothing but morbidly obese people, all in California. Perhaps it's your expectations or sense of entitlement that you deserve a luscious, hot girl. Problem is, would she want you??? Just like any other state or for Europe for that matter, there are fat and ugly people. It's how you choose to look at the world. You sound shallow and fat. Fat or thin, who would want you, a mean-spirited piece of crap.
By the way, the guy with the Ferrari-full of crap troll, too.
Nurse Rachit

Oak Harbor, WA

#38 Nov 17, 2014
Studly wrote:
The most beutiful women on earth are Asian. I married one
Yeah, and they're subservient, too! Just what an insecure, misogynist likes.

Minneapolis, MN

#39 May 4, 2015
As fat and ugly as Minnesota women are physically it is their ugliness on the inside that stands out. This is probably the only state in the nation where women in the bottom 25% in terms of looks, fitness, educational level, personality, and intelligence feel they are entitled to a man in the top 15% in those same categories (he needs to be tall too). The women of Minnesota are best described as "delusional alpha widows". There's a reason why a state with a male population that is among the most educated and least likely to have a criminal record in the nation also has one of the nation's lowest marriage rates. And that reason is the women. They are only interested in alpha males in a state where even the beta males won't give them a second look.....they are hideous on the inside and outside and the vast majority of them will die very alone.

Minneapolis, MN

#40 May 4, 2015
Muka8 wrote:
The women in minnesota are mean spirited and it makes them hideous.
I've never heard a more true statement than this one. In ten non-consecutive years of dealing with Minnesotans I've found a grand total of one woman who was beautiful on the inside. And ironically her weight was about half the Minnesota female average of 220 pounds.

Minneapolis, MN

#41 May 4, 2015
Nurse Rachit wrote:
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Yeah, and they're subservient, too! Just what an insecure, misogynist likes.
Nice bigoted stereotype there and not even remotely accurate. Filipino men and women in particular are widely regarded as having the most egalitarian social dynamic when it comes to gender. You just don't like the fact Minnesota women have been exposed as fat, bossy pigs!
Yc swag

Saint Paul, MN

#44 Dec 26, 2015
Patty wrote:
Sorry Emily, John's right. I've traveled all around this country and yes, women from Minnesota are the ugliest I have ever seen. These leather-faced tubbys bring shame to womenhood. What I want to know is, what kind of man hooks up with these tubs of two-legged fat and a face that looks like a pig? What does that say about the men from this state anyway. No wonder all the good ones are leaving. Are you fat and ugly Emily? You must be one of those fat and ugly women who are just stupid enough to think men see "beyond" that. Better wake up girl.
I think your a tub , you don't like it here them mooove your tuna smellin ass out . Mn has a bunch of women from different nationalities that are hot hmong Hispanic Somalian on and on so piss off haters .

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