Avon tries to block massage parlors

Avon tries to block massage parlors

There are 96 comments on the The Indianapolis Star story from Jul 25, 2007, titled Avon tries to block massage parlors. In it, The Indianapolis Star reports that:

Town officials hope to shut out illicit massage parlors before they cause problems experienced in other Indianapolis-area communities.

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“everdays my birthday”

Since: May 07

INDIANAPOLIS

#30 Jul 25, 2007
John wrote:
It's too bad the morality police can't find a more productive use of their time. Maybe they need a field trip to Bangkok, where there are massage parlors the size of the Hilton Hotel in downtown Indianapolis. Guess what? Nobody much cares one way or the other, and life goes on. If you want a massage, then you go get a massage. It's that simple.
Man walking sideways through airport turnstile going to Bangkok!!!
lafguy60

Kirklin, IN

#31 Jul 25, 2007
badgirl wrote:
Studio 36 in Avon and Sunny Beaches (Avon & Plainfield) are full on brothels. There are about 5 different Asian rub and tugs in these 2 towns as well. I've been in these - they don't just offer 'topless massage'- that's just marketing. If you have a condom and $300 then you get anything you want.
I'm just sayin'
We do appreciate the advertisement.
Dirk Diggler

United States

#32 Jul 25, 2007
Jack Mehoef wrote:
<quoted text>
What I get for 15 dollar?
TWO geisha girls "pillow with" Shogun...and you get to keep the video and still photos.
eyes wide open

AOL

#33 Jul 25, 2007
Well what do you expect when you build a town around a junk yard??
badgirl

Bargersville, IN

#35 Jul 25, 2007
BOO BOO THE FOOL wrote:
<quoted text> Man walking sideways through airport turnstile going to Bangkok!!!
LOL

“everdays my birthday”

Since: May 07

INDIANAPOLIS

#36 Jul 25, 2007
Jack Mehoef wrote:
<quoted text>
What I get for 15 dollar?
Ancient chinese secret!!!
Avon Under Cover

Marysville, OH

#39 Jul 25, 2007
nateycakes wrote:
"Police received those two complaints about facilities offering topless massages about two months ago."
Well, I guess my two month undercover investigation is over and I can come in. It was rough when the property tax increase affected the going rates. But..., as long as the town was funding my investigation, I did my duty and rode her out.
Unfortunately, I didn't keep any evidence. I knew I forgot something during that smoke.
Of course

Indianapolis, IN

#40 Jul 25, 2007
John wrote:
It's too bad the morality police can't find a more productive use of their time. Maybe they need a field trip to Bangkok, where there are massage parlors the size of the Hilton Hotel in downtown Indianapolis. Guess what? Nobody much cares one way or the other, and life goes on. If you want a massage, then you go get a massage. It's that simple.
Yeah, good idea - because we're not enough like Thailand yet. We need more child prostitutes, third-world sludge and diseases, and Thai sex parlors.

Good thinking, guy. You must hang around playgrounds a lot.

Since: Jul 07

United States

#41 Jul 25, 2007
Dirk Diggler wrote:
If Avon wants to cut out the massage parlor business, just make the ordinance state that only men can work there. It'll go out of business in a heartbeat because no guy wants some big ol' man with hairy man-boobs rubbing around on him...
Just trying to use simplistic and realistic logic here...
A little evidence of my earlier point. Check out the last line: MEMPHIS, Tenn.(AP)- One lawn care company is showing a little skin to boost business.
The women of Tiger Time Lawn Care offer to mow customers' lawns dressed in bikinis - a service that attracts more attention to the ladies than the lawns.
"Oh yeah, they honk and yell. They can do everything you can imagine," said employee Blair Beckman, 21.
Beckman said the extra attention is expected, but she looks on the bright side.
"You get the attention but you also get a tan, which I need," Beckman said.
Owner Lee Cathey said the bikini service makes mowing the lawn a lot more interesting, although the fee is slightly higher. Some customers sit in lawn chairs and have a beer while watching, he said.
"In the fall we'll go pick up leaves in the bikinis if need be," Cathey said.
Cathey said there hasn't been any interest in a male version of the bikini lawn cut.
BOOM BOOM

United States

#42 Jul 25, 2007
Apparently the soccer moms aren't getting the job done at home, which is why husbands go to get a 'massage.' Don't blame or block the massage parlors, they are just performing a civic duty required by everyone!
hellohello

Monon, IN

#43 Jul 25, 2007
John wrote:
It's too bad the morality police can't find a more productive use of their time. Maybe they need a field trip to Bangkok, where there are massage parlors the size of the Hilton Hotel in downtown Indianapolis. Guess what? Nobody much cares one way or the other, and life goes on. If you want a massage, then you go get a massage. It's that simple.
I care (now it's official, your wrong)...and if YOU did't care, WHY DID YOU POST???
Whatever

Fort Wayne, IN

#44 Jul 25, 2007
badgirl wrote:
Studio 36 in Avon and Sunny Beaches (Avon & Plainfield) are full on brothels. There are about 5 different Asian rub and tugs in these 2 towns as well. I've been in these - they don't just offer 'topless massage'- that's just marketing. If you have a condom and $300 then you get anything you want.
I'm just sayin'
I have lived in Plainfield for twenty three years and had no idea. I really need to get out more.
JAFO

Milwaukee, WI

#45 Jul 25, 2007
Too bad wrote:
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!Jagshemash!
I know what you talk. I am busy at crematorium killing sex criminals by crushing. All I need is little massage on back and turn over for liquid finish at end of day.
I ask wife for hand party (Very NICE!) but she tired from pulling plough all day. But if she give me sexytime she make me shave her back like Black Bear. Now 15, after 3 years marriage, her anoose hangs like sleeve of wizard. Hand party feel more like vagine HIGH FIVE!!!!
My only other release is sister,#4 prostitute is ALL Kazakhstan.
Chenquieh
This post made me giggle.
yup

Palo Alto, CA

#46 Jul 25, 2007
Dirk Diggler wrote:
It's just a massage...they don't do anything else at a massage parlor, do they?
I gotta' tell ya...after a long, hard day of work building fence and castrating animals on the Ponderosa ranch out in Belleville, I need to knock the dust out of my 10-gallon hat and get me one o' them deep-tissue massages and some hot oil and hot rocks placed on my aching back and shoulders...
But, seriously, folks...If Avon wants to cut out the massage parlor business, just make the ordinance state that only men can work there. It'll go out of business in a heartbeat because no guy wants some big ol' man with hairy man-boobs rubbing around on him...
Just trying to use simplistic and realistic logic here...
The simplicity of your logic is awe inspiring.
Avon Under Cover

Marysville, OH

#48 Jul 25, 2007
I am thinking of financially sponsoring badgirl to create a Hendricks County Guide for the real man. Here's someone with there finger on the pulse of the community (or something like that). Anyone venture capalists out there want to join me?
Borat

Lebanon, IN

#49 Jul 25, 2007
Dirk Diggler wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, O.K., then...
Good luck with that...and leave your Taliban membership card at home when you go.
Geez ! Where's an Army Ranger when you need one??????
The movie is called "Borat." You are a "Moron."

Since: Jul 07

United States

#51 Jul 25, 2007
yup wrote:
<quoted text>
The simplicity of your logic is awe inspiring.
Why, thank you. Just trying to keep it real...

Since: Jul 07

United States

#52 Jul 25, 2007
Avon Under Cover wrote:
I am thinking of financially sponsoring badgirl to create a Hendricks County Guide for the real man. Here's someone with there finger on the pulse of the community (or something like that). Anyone venture capalists out there want to join me?
I can't be an investor but I'm your man to be director of operations and research and development - unless badgirl is a farm animal. If so, I'll need an assistant...
Randy

Louisville, KY

#53 Jul 25, 2007
Me love you long time....
keep it in marion co

Indianapolis, IN

#54 Jul 25, 2007
They have IMPD (thanks Bart) and Sheriff Anderson (war on crime). Avon=clean, Indy=not

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