Best Michael Jackson joke

[tarheelborn]

Keep them clean though.

[jumbob]

"In rememberance of Michael Jackson, K-Mart has young boys clothing half-off".
Something like that?

[What]

tarheelborn wrote:

Keep them clean though.

That isn't going to happen.

[Fred]

When Farrah Fawcett approached the gates of heaven St. Peter said since you were such a inspiration we will grant you one wish. Farrah replied "I wish for all the little children in the world to be safe".

[Keith former mos 13B10]

Fred wrote:

When Farrah Fawcett approached the gates of heaven St. Peter said since you were such a inspiration we will grant you one wish. Farrah replied "I wish for all the little children in the world to be safe".

That will never happen.

[Bravo]

I believe the punch refers to that fact that Michael moleser Jackson bought the farm at her request.

[Tarheelunborn]

Jackson's last request was that his body be recycled into Legos so that little boys could finally play with him.

[Ghost Dog]

Fred wrote:

When Farrah Fawcett approached the gates of heaven St. Peter said since you were such a inspiration we will grant you one wish. Farrah replied "I wish for all the little children in the world to be safe".

Isn't that jesus's job, keeping the children safe, looking out for them? Guess he's laying down on the job. How many children did "W" kill in Iraq and Afghanistan? How many children did the zionist IDF kill recently in Gaza, over 700! Michael Jackson has never been proven to have harmed any child, acted weird when around them, but never proven to have harmed a single one!

[jumbob]

"McDonald's Michael Jackson Memorial" sandwich: A 50 year old piece of meat between two 9 year old buns.

[Huhhuh]

Heh, white people actually making fun of black people and not feeling guilty about it.

[tarheelborn]

tarheelborn wrote:

Keep them clean though.

What do you get when you cross a tool with an internet connection?

A bigger tool...

[Normal in Asheville]

He died from food poisoning.

From eating 12 year old weiners

[Fred]

LOL!!!!!! Funny stuff.

[jumbob]

Huhhuh wrote:

Heh, white people actually making fun of black people and not feeling guilty about it.

HE WAS BLACK?

[fastsam]

Huhhuh wrote:

Heh, white people actually making fun of black people and not feeling guilty about it.

Guilty? I don't think so.

[Jay Leno]

"Michael Jackson was caught on tape saying he was a virgin until he was the age of 32. I mean, is that really shocking? I mean, he was a black man 'til he was 35."

[so sad]

Ghost Dog wrote:

<quoted text>Isn't that jesus's job, keeping the children safe, looking out for them? Guess he's laying down on the job. How many children did "W" kill in Iraq and Afghanistan? How many children did the zionist IDF kill recently in Gaza, over 700! Michael Jackson has never been proven to have harmed any child, acted weird when around them, but never proven to have harmed a single one!

wasnt proven cause he paid people off to not prove it... duh

[Huhhuh]

jumbob wrote:

<quoted text>HE WAS BLACK?

He "was" black.

[Fred]

Huhhuh wrote:

<quoted text>
He "was" black.

Surprised me to. Hes Obama black. That means he only uses his race when hes in trouble or wants something.

[jason]

His supporters.