Shore Turkey Baffles Beach Residents

Bird is the word in Sea Isle City, where a wild turkey is making a very rare appearance.

[Skip from Elkton]

Could be a new kind of canned goods ala "Turkey of the Sea!

[George]

Why not go on a Wild Turkey Chase ?
The winner gets to kill and freeze the bird for this year's Thanksgiving! That should be a lot of fun for all of those inbred Sea Isle City blokes.

[TRIPLE K]

Now Now George, how about drinking some "Wild Turkey" and let her live!!!

[Mindi]

Maybe she's taking a break while it's quite at the shore, lol! Never fear, they'll move her like they did the bear a few years back only to have it injury it's self and die.

[cag]

hey george, just because you have sexual insecurities about yourself, you really shouldn't take it out on an innocent wild turkey, try pleasuring yourself

[rocshirt]

I see jive ass turkeys all the time in sea isle