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Most all women admit they do this in secret

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Ozark, MO

#1 Oct 15, 2012
I am glad Most all women admit they do this in secret

I no long feel the need to catch her or feel like I am being betrayed by her not telling me.

However, something happened last night that reminded me of the above post and I wanted to share
I'll be brief.
Last night,
I went to bed about an hour before my wife (which is unusual). I woke to hear her running her bath water, thought nothing of it and went back to sleep.
I woke again when I heard her come out of the bathroom,
never moving
I listen and hear her sliding on her night gown, open her panty drawer, and slide on her panties.
She then climbs into bed and
knowing she has woke me up tells me good night and gives me a kiss.
I kiss her but still never change positions,

and she gets comfortable on her side (facing me). I guess I quickly went back to sleep but was waken again when she moved from her side to her back

not sure why, but all these thoughts of her masturbating come flooding back into my head...

so I try and continue my breathing and pretend to still be sleeping...simply courious to see if she goes back to sleep or not. I lay still for what seemed like forever,

eye's open, watching her, but trying to "sound" like I am asleep. She is laying flat on her back, her right leg bent but with her knee on the bed and her left leg appears to be mostly straight.

Both her hands are above the covers, but suddenly her right hand slids under the covers and I hear the undeniable sound of her panties "snaping" against her skin

as if she adjusted them and just let it snap back against her body

then, her head turns,

awkwardly so that she is facing me.

Still laying on her back, but her head is now turned directly toward me.**I have to assume, watching me, to ensure I am asleep.

She laid this way for maybe a couple minutes and then she slowly slid her other hand under the covers,

raised her hips and ......TOOK OFF HER PANTIES!

Although the only light was what little was given by the alarm clock, this action was undeniable!

I watched and listened as she pulled her panties out from under the covers and tossed them to the end of the bed.

My heart was pounding soo hard at this point it was extremely difficult to continue my asleep breathing.

She lay motionless for a while, I think she was no longer 100% for sure I was asleep.

She then turned so that she was facing me, laying more on her stomach than side

but not all the way on her stomach.

And was closer to me now than before. I become paranoid, and decide she isn't going to continue unless I turn over.

So, I turn so that I am facing away from her and try my best to again, pretend to be asleep.

After only a few minutes, I hear her change positions again but could no longer see her.

I imagine that by the limited movement she only turned enough to return to laying on her back.

After a few more minutes I feel the sheets being pulled only against my lower body.

I imagine that she has lifted her leg or legs (assuming for easier access).

I can't hear or feel any movement for several minutes and I think to myself...she will never admit it, even if I confront her at this very moment.

If I touch her, she will know I've been awake and will only get angry.

So, I decide, I will simply, get up and go to the bathroom, and see how she reacts. I quickly pulled the covers back off of me

and looked over at her.

She was indeed on her back, one knee was up, which quickly straightened. She called my name

as if she had been startled and asked what i was doing....I simply said, "gotta pee". I see her roll over so that her back is facing me and when I return to bed, I know the "session" is off to sleep I go.

So there's my story,

but keep in mind. My wife not only denies masturbating at night,

she denies ever masturbating!

Maybe, she calls it something different than everyone else in the universe.

Who knows. But I think this is pretty solid evidence that she has..

and does

New London, IA

#2 Oct 17, 2012
Man dude you missed the boat on that one. I'm sure she would of rather had you in her than her finger.
Get a clue man....
Women Have Secrets

Ozark, MO

#3 Oct 17, 2012
hey MAN, are you a queer steer like they say you ?
BillyBob wrote:
Man dude you missed the boat on that one. I'm sure she would of rather had you in her than her finger.

Get a clue man....
they told me over at the Cafe that you are a closet homosexual!

you need to have a coming out party with obama

as he is our 1st gay president,


I am not a queer gay boy faggot maggot! like you are

women are my finest bed partners
Bag of Bones

Sparta, MO

#4 Oct 17, 2012
The last time Captain Cut-n-Paste had sex with a woman - it was with his sister.

Now he sits in the Ozark Nursing Home and writes to Topix about his sexual fantasies.

He did steal another mans bottle of Viagra, but he O.D.'ed and all it did was make his left leg STIFF.

Now he walks with a cane. Very sad.

New London, IA

#5 Oct 18, 2012
That's a laugh Ozark nut job. Sounds like to me you got the gay thing going on. I mean come on man your
wife wanted it & all you could do was pee & sleep,bet you even squat to pee.

United States

#6 Dec 3, 2012
Lol great story

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