Clarksville texas

[red neck]

who has heard of Clarksville, Texas? I think they are so far North the residents should be considered YANKEES. Please comment.

[Former Student]

Who has heard of Port Lavaca? They are so far south, I will not even say what they should be considered. Let's just say that when and if we build a wall, Port Lavaca will be south of it.

[red neck]

thats ok we are sand crabs...we can just dig under it.

[Former Student]

I heard something about crabs there but they were not sand crabs.

[resident of da ville]

well.... if yall just crawl under we got other things to keep ya out... like guns... or ya can just buy drugs and it be cool then homie