I think my house is haunted

[Paranormal]

Ok I live off state rd 256 just west of town in austin. Late at nite i hear the dishes clanking in the sink. I live alone. So no one else is in the house.. I have seen things end up in different places than where I put them. For instance I put my car keys on one end of the counter by the microwave they ended up on the opposite side by morning over by the wall which is a 5 foot distance. One night I left the TV Off... It's an older tv so you have to turn it on by the knob. it is not remote controlled.... I turned off the TV before I went to bed. I woke up in the morning to this noise... the tv was on... No one has a key to my home. I lock the doors from the inside at night. I lock the windows. There have been unusual smells and lights will sometimes flicker on or off... esp late at nite... unusual cold spots too... I don't know what it is... Im about ready to moveout..

[LovelyLady]

fu**ck that! id move asap!

[Atlanta]

That sounds really cool. Enjoy the experience.

[snail]

Cool, your house is officially haunted with ghost. Be scared and enjoy it.

[paranormal]

just last night, my windows started rattling at 4 am. it woke me up. i looked to see if someone was there and no one was there but there was this cloud of what looked like smoke outside. I turned around and Poof it was gone.

[Didnt happen]

Didn't happen. Been breathing too many Morgans fumes.

[really]

you probably have a mouse moving dishes and keys, forgot to turn the tv off, wind rattled the window and your imagination invented the sight of smoke. get a hobby

[Priest]

My services my child are available. I am a licensed exorcist i c perform an exorcism on your home. I am bonded. Cant promise the ghost will leave but they wont be driving your car or watching the tv. And they promise to keep the heat up. My services cost a mere 2000 dollars. Half payable up front and the other half we can work it out. If by chance you want the paranormal gone completely then the fee for that will be 10000 dollars half of that up front we do payments on the rest. Its not cheap to do a complete exorcism . It's hard as hell to find a new home for casper. Drop the cash off at my parish (north side beagle club) i will contact you later with details.

[truth]

i will tell u if u own the home and have there for yearsand u have not any problems have your house blessed if that don't work and it should then i believe i would move but if they and hurting u.it will b ok i guess leave it in gods handle he will fix it. by the way where this house located on 256 is had many owners.i hope this helps may god bless u.

[paranormal]

my toilets flushed last night!@ priest. aint no way I would ever pay a fake like you to do my house.... I'm a Witch I'll do it myself

[Priest]

That was sarcasm. I was making fun of you. Use some drano and your toilet will flush every time. Are you of the Wicca faith? Or more like the ones on wizard of oz? Just what kind of witch are you. Must not be a good one cause you cant get a little ghost to stop taking your car watching your tv and craping in your toilet. LMFAO. Hey some ghost ive heard have sex with humans while they are sleeping. Keep your fingers crossed maybe you might get laid tonite. Id say by july your house wont be cold any more so hang in there witchy you can make it. Oh and thanks for sharing this with us you have given me a ton of laughs.

[paranormal]

priest Go eat a baby ruth from the bowl.

[wtf]

I think my butt is haunted. I went to White Castle last night and every since then I've heard strange noises coming from back there

[Haunted Panties]

I think my K-mart brand panties are haunted,

[paul]

Hello everybody i just want to say hey to everybody and prop me up beside the juke box the next time die....and put my pockets back in please!!!!

[wtf]

paul wrote:

Hello everybody i just want to say hey to everybody and prop me up beside the juke box the next time die....and put my pockets back in please!!!!

Wow! What a sick f##king attempt to make a joke. How sad

[Ghost Guy]

Paranormal wrote:

Ok I live off state rd 256 just west of town in austin. Late at nite i hear the dishes clanking in the sink. I live alone. So no one else is in the house.. I have seen things end up in different places than where I put them. For instance I put my car keys on one end of the counter by the microwave they ended up on the opposite side by morning over by the wall which is a 5 foot distance. One night I left the TV Off... It's an older tv so you have to turn it on by the knob. it is not remote controlled.... I turned off the TV before I went to bed. I woke up in the morning to this noise... the tv was on... No one has a key to my home. I lock the doors from the inside at night. I lock the windows. There have been unusual smells and lights will sometimes flicker on or off... esp late at nite... unusual cold spots too... I don't know what it is... Im about ready to moveout..

That sounds like you may indeed have a haunting, especially with the localized cold spots. Write down the times when things happen and check for rodent droppings. It could be as easily as asking the spirits to leave your home in a forceful way, if it's haunted.