What happened to Max?

[Flirtin with disaster]

$2.50!? I ain't heard of nothing that outrageous since I went to that Anvil concert and witnesses Dee Snyder doing the cha cha slide. I done told him not to be Charlie Brownin' in my tator tots. Gotta go free base with Marion Berry now.

[david lee roth]

Max gimme a ring on your dime.. you owe big time on the tow big for the van dude..ed is drinking again... somebody gety me a shot...

[oooh]

Max is comming back to Lex with a doughnut a tow truck and a shot for everyone.

Max what's up dude. Bring some skis, and some beads, the hippies are comming!!!

[david lee roth]

Any one seen toad. He went space trucking and never showed up...TOAD

[Flirtin with disaster]

I seen toad down at Mittiville. Fool was tryin to raise enough money to get that liver transplant by pogo stickin down by the rail road tracks blind folded. Get some mouth wash and I'll grab the pressure washer. Now where the hell are my dingo boots?!

[oooh]

Oh toad went with those little pecker woods. They turned purple and flew into the woods. The river flooded and they washed all the way to Higgy.

Where's Maxi the hippies are comming!!!!

[Flirtin with disaster]

I told Maxi to get that van up to Mitch's to get the water out of the muffler from that trippin' fishin' hole experience. That's the last time I let Hoppy tell me he's okay to drive. I seen then pecker woods flyin' around down by the crick. Thought I was seein' things and covered my windows with aluminum foil so they couldn't read my thoughts on how I'm gonna build this new contraption to get me to Jupiter. Anyone wants to come they can help me start weldin' this here rig. By the way, if you come across Tuna tell that crossed eyed bitch to bring back my cheetos or I'm keepin' her curling iron.

[oooh]

Hey give me back that curling iron! I gotta fight ghosts with the thing.

[david lee roth]

I used to have a drug problem !!!!!!!

[oooh]

Me too!!!!!

[oooh]

Ha Ha He He Ho Ho LOL LOL

[oooh]

i'm goin to the cowtown ballroom. It's a beautiful day.

[david lee roth]

Now I make enough money LOL... the problem with self improvement is know when to quit...Tell ed his van will not float

[oooh]

ed your van will not float!!!

[oooh]

A skeleton has no guts and can't go to a scary movie. LOL

[Flirtin with disaster]

A skeleton also has no hair so it can't use that damn curling iron I got my hands on. This is the last time I listen to Ace, I got this damn gerbil in here and it won't come out. Anyone got a lighter and some hairspray? Ah to hell with it, I'm off to the Sni to try and grab me a date floatin' by.

[oooh]

She would be a sni a bar snot. lol lol. now get outside and finish painting.

[david lee roth]

WHATS UP WITH YOU CHARLENE YOU ANIT TALKING ABOUT LOVE

[oooh]

Hell no... ain't talkin love. Talkin born in the U.S.A. at the DMV.

Is that twister comming here?

[david lee roth]

the twister is coming OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH