holy crap he went to work for some western store passing out donuts, skin it back to the red

None of the above ...

I've been too busy giving Boulder City Council hell, is all:

http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2009/apr/29/2...

http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2009/apr/29/m...

Note comments of "Doc_Brinkley" in response to those wanting me to run for office here.

Can't imagine anything worse for me, except maybe renewing my acquaintance with J.E.N. back in Lexington, MO.

he jumped up on staged with ed and started dancing, but he works at some western store in Higgs

david lee roth wrote:

he jumped up on staged with ed and started dancing, but he works at some western store in Higgs

All I wanted was a maxi pad that could fly

Max took place of one of the midgets in my show. One hell of a cool dude when he not full of ludes.

I want to be in the show

Hey you got it, can you dance the dance. You a VH fan, gotta ask. dont need no haters in this circus. What happened out at confederate park

Don't really like VH like VM better. I still want to be in the show though. Those confederates got scared. They hid behind those hemp bales and got way to loaded. The maxi carried them off. How about that Mr. Fung.

I aint no hater. hear me

You got to have faith and hope, in the VH circus faith is the red head and hope is her sister. HAHA. VM are they the best in the west, load up and head to Cajobies.

VM is the only one that can do the moon dance. Aint going to share the dance with no red. Best in the west man.

Dont moon dance, thats wrong. But will bark at the moon if half way though the label.

Can't bark at the moon if your going to bite the bat. That just ain't fittin. Hey get that car outta my fishin hole.

max has been hiding behind my couch for days. if someone could come get him i would greatly appreciate it.

Max is one bad dude, once was a roadie for the motley crue but got to burnt out, actually got kicked out of the cure for doing to many drugs LOL. That car in your fishing hole was a ford van with a kegger in the back and one very fine chick that was a very good swimmer..

Who stole my midgets ???? Hey ed I need my midgets back

Hey, the midgets are over behind that chicks couch. Go get those little dudes before they get stuck. The creu is out at the fishin hole, that ford can float. Made a fountain out of the thing with water comming out of that swimmers ears. It stoned me.

there's now a cover charge for going behind my couch.

I tried to fit behind the couch to get dem der lil boogers but my belt buckle got stuck on the arm rest, talk about a funny situation. There I was with my belt buckle hung up on that there divan and much to my surprise these little creatures done popped out from behind the couch with loli pops. Well as you guessed, they started licking them and stickin em up in my mullet, that's right, mullet! Been growin this here hair piece since the AWA stopped comin to town for free wrastlin events, once armed wrastled Harley Race for a six pack of Keystone in the locker room, true event. So now here I am with loli pops stuck in my piece and they grabbed my fishin' tackle and suck started my Datsun, much to my surprise them lil fellas started crankin' I can't drive 55. Outta all the nerve to crank up some Van Hagar, I ain't no chicken foot! Got me so fired up I done got me a new divan belt buckle, now where them Pall Malls go?

you owe me two fifty.