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Feb 4, 2009
 

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Welfare Poem

I cross ocean,
Poor and broke,
Take bus,
See employment folk.

Nice man treat me
Good in there,
Say I need to
See welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
Right to your door.'

Welfare checks,
They make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
You healthy!

By and by,
I get plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
In motherland,
Tell them 'come
Fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
And Ford trucks,
I buy big house
With welfare bucks

They come here,
We live together,
More welfare checks,
It gets better!

Fourteen families,
They moving in,
But neighbor's patience
Wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
Moves away,
Now I buy his house,
And then I say,
'Find more aliens
For house to rent.'
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
They just trash,
But they, too,
Draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
Very good,
And soon we
Own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
It's called breeding,
Welfare pay
For baby feeding.

Kid's need dentist?
Wife's need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American's crazy!
He pays all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan



It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of $2,470.00.

This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement.

Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees! Let's send this to all Americans, so we can all be ticked off and maybe we can get the refugees cut back to
$1,012.00 and the pensioners up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 years.
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Feb 4, 2009
 
Amazing! This stuff really pisses me off!!! We work all week and try to do the right thing and WTF!!! These aliens need to go home!! We are going to be sorry someday when they own us!!!!
Dennis Rader

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Jul 7, 2009
 
I don't get free room and board.

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Jul 8, 2009
 
Dennis Rader wrote:
I don't get free room and board.
Hey...how ya been? Did you have a good 4th?
Dennis Rader

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Jul 8, 2009
 
Hi nada, I'm doing fine. The 4th was just the usual, working in the prison laundry.

How about you?

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Jul 9, 2009
 
Just another day at work. Didn't get the holiday off either.
Dennis Rader

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Jul 10, 2009
 
I did get a pass and went to Buena Vista for a few days. Rafting, hiking etc. You know those leg irons make it difficult to hike.

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Jul 10, 2009
 
I hate it when that happens :)
Dennis Rader

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Jul 15, 2009
 
Hey have you been getting some of that nasty weather lately?

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Jul 15, 2009
 
Just rain, thunder and alot of lightening just about everynight. Nothing severe though. The humidity is killing me and I haven't shut off my air conditioner in a month. That bill is going to hurt.
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Jul 16, 2009
 
Dennis Rader wrote:
I imagine it will. You should move to Denver. Very little humidity.
Ohh,what do you know about Denver and humidity? Your locked up in El Dorado :)
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Jul 16, 2009
 
nada wrote:
Just rain, thunder and alot of lightening just about everynight. Nothing severe though. The humidity is killing me and I haven't shut off my air conditioner in a month. That bill is going to hurt.
I got caught up in a hail storm and got $4,000 damage to my truck.

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Jul 17, 2009
 
First night with no rain but lots of fog this morning on the way to work. I am going to Denver Sunday when I get off work. Gotta get away for a couple days...It's been one of those weeks when you either scream at everyone or cry. I am electing to do neither and just RUN!!!
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Jul 19, 2009
 
Dennis Rader wrote:
nada gimme a call if you can.
Me and the cell mate will take you out on the boat.
Yes darell you can come on board too.
WooHoo,you know Im there.We can talk about old times and drink a ice cold Dr.Pepper.Should I bring my poles and a little sumpin for sum target practice?

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Jul 21, 2009
 
Holy cow...Did you guys get weather last night. No more nada weather for us. It took the top right out of my tree and laid it in my front yard. So far I have took 2 loads to the dump and the city came and got the REAL big ones out of my yard. Don't want any more and tired of playing...:)
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Jul 21, 2009
 
We lucked out just rain.There were some whopper storms out around Kingman 30 miles west of us.
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Jul 21, 2009
 
Dennis Rader wrote:
Nada we got nailed last night in Littleton. How was your trip to Denver dear?
Darrell do you know where South City is in Wichita? I grew up there. My Dad still lives there, 52 years now.
South Hydraulic,I lived there about 25 years ago on Victoria but cant remember the cross street,one block west of Hydraulic on Victoria,South east corner.
Do you remember Mitchell Millers? It was tore down many years ago,One of the last IGA's that was left in Wichita.
I grew up at 2nd and North Seneca,moved to 25th South and Osage in Jr.High.I have lived here my entire life.

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Jul 21, 2009
 
Trip to Denver was great. Saw a friend in the hospital, ate at Famous Dave's and came home.
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Jul 22, 2009
 
darrell kansas wrote:
<quoted text> South Hydraulic,I lived there about 25 years ago on Victoria but cant remember the cross street,one block west of Hydraulic on Victoria,South east corner.
Do you remember Mitchell Millers? It was tore down many years ago,One of the last IGA's that was left in Wichita.
I grew up at 2nd and North Seneca,moved to 25th South and Osage in Jr.High.I have lived here my entire life.
Yes I do remember Mitchell Miller IGA. The owners son was one of my friends way back. They went to the same church as us. I had a paper route that covered the NE corner of Wassall and Hydraulic. Back then there was an APCO service station there and across the street was Gooch & Sons Skelly station. When I come back to town me and Dad usually eat at Fat Ernies Rest.
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Jul 22, 2009
 
nada wrote:
Trip to Denver was great. Saw a friend in the hospital, ate at Famous Dave's and came home.
Which Famous Daves?

What hospital? Is your friend okay?
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