Man Steals Guitar by Placing It in Pants -- Prosecution, Maine

Police are searching for a man accused of shoving an electric guitar in his pants and walking out of a store in Lewiston, Maine .

[Eneyer]

The clerk thought he was just happy to see her.

[superfly]

He was not using his thumb to strum the stings.....

[superfly]

oops STRINGS..

[Paul]

Is that a Fender in your pants, or are you glad to see me?

[beatlesinthebog]

Is Fender!

[Tarnished Sheba]

Oh baby, nice bulge you have!!!!!!!!

Can you teach me how to play???

[InTheCrapper]

oooh stroke the neck baby!

[Ward]

Is that a Gibson in your pants or are you just happy to see me,she said.

[Ward]

While my guitar gently pees

[Rudy]

Imagine if the guy wanted to lift a saxophone ???

[ETR]

No big deal. He was just trying to play the slide guitar.

[Al Kahalik]

I once did the same thing, but with a cello.

[Pops Racer]

Hey get your hands out of your pockets!

There's no playing the slide guitar in here!

[Peter Dangler]

Wash all Guitars after buying them, you never know where they have been!

[Tap San in LIC]

I tried this once with a piano, ooo-faa !

[Tap San in LIC]

Al Kahalik wrote:

I once did the same thing, but with a cello.

Great minds.......

[blong]

Here we have the unintended consequences for someone who's played 'Guitar Hero' one too many times.

[Tarnished Sheba]

Ward wrote:

While my guitar gently pees

LOL!!!!!

[Rudy]

Al Kahalik wrote:

I once did the same thing, but with a cello.

Got a real weight problem, huh ?

[Rudy]

Peter Dangler wrote:

Wash all Guitars after buying them, you never know where they have been!

Also, watch out if someone is calling a slide-trombone their "bone-a-phone"..