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Oakland County authorities say they caught two teens who used a hammer to rob two men of a bag of White Castle hamburgers but crashed their stolen car before they could eat the loot.

[annie]

how stupid, go to jail over hamburgers. Can you imagine telling people why you went to jail, I took some hamburgers, duh I was hungry.

[George5478]

I agree, that's so funny it's stupid...

[citizenjane]

A hammer as a weapon...hummm
the liberal socialist response would be to ban hammers or hamburgers.

[ron mexico]

i don't blame them. those burgers are SO good.

[JNH]

citizenjane wrote:

A hammer as a weapon...hummm
the liberal socialist response would be to ban hammers or hamburgers.

Actually they will ban hammers, hamburgers and cars and make the restaurant pay for all damages and a huge payment to the thieves for making a product so desirable someone would actually use a hammer to steal them. They will then confiscate the hamburger establishment and turn it into a welfare office to provide much needed funds to the local residents who feel smoking pot all day is better then work and need the money to buy a couple of 40 ouncers to help eliviate the pain of living in poverty all day. They will then spend the rest of the day wondering why their nine children are all stoned and stealing hubcaps and not being productive members of society. Most likely they will blame it on not having enough activities for the local youth and will then open a hamburger stand right next door to the welfare office and call it progress. Liberals...

[Eddie Bullard]

while these two Hambugulars are in jail if they get any substancial time.A large tv screen in the prision should broadcast some of these stupid crimes commited for all in the prision to see 24 hours a day.