General Robert E Lee wrote:
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Of course he is lying, denying "color" in his so called arguments. Does the phrase "southern white trash" sound familiar.
Howard Cosell:
Good evening Ladies and Gentleman. Welcome to the forum for tonite’s heavyweight match between Sofa “I Never Lie” King and General “The Truth Will Set You Free” Lee.
Sofa King and his team are in the black corner and I have to say that Sofa looks a little flabby and the mullet he’s wearing doesn’t suit his waning musculature.
The General and his team are in the blue corner and the General is looking fit and ready to fight as usual.
The bell sounds to start the first round of this 15 round contest and Sofa King races across the canvas, swinging wildly as he approaches the General. At the one second mark, the General yawns and, as if swatting a fly, delivers a single crushing blow to the glass jaw of Sofa King.
Sofa King falls unconscious to the canvas, the little birdies already tweeting loudly as they fly in circles about his pumpkinesque head.
The referee starts his count as the audience begins to file out of the forum, some of them demanding their money back after witnessing such a one sided contest. Ten seconds later, it’s all over. The referee shouts “You’re out” as he stands over Sofa’s tumescent, unconscious body. Then he turns and grasps the General’s arm and holds it high, pronouncing him the winner by knock out at the 11 second mark of the first round.
And so Ladies and Gentlemen, the General advances his record against Sofa King to the 87 - 0 mark. The forum is quiet now. The General and his corner are having breakfast at the diner across the street while Sofa King remains on his back, counting birds in the center of the ring.