Police: Man threatened officers with sword

A Lansdale man threatened police officers with a sword this week after he claimed to have taken a bottle of prescription pills at his borough apartment, police said.

[Zoro]

Zoro is back!

[sober eddie]

Zoro wrote:

Zoro is back!

Did'nt you mean ZERO .?

[Norbert]

Everybody was Kung-fu fighting...

[Right To Bear Arms]

The poor booger could not aford a gun. The NRA should be appauled! What next a shovel?

[twain]

Norbert wrote:

Everybody was Kung-fu fighting...

Those cats were fast as lighting.

[Legalize It]

He should have smoked some weed instead of taking pharmaceuticals. He'd be a lot happier right about now.

[rob]

lock him in a cell and give him all the xanax he wants and a bottle of vodka. thin the herd.

[TREY]

NINJA!

[Scott D]

Xanax sometimes you feel like a nut..
sometimes you dont.

[silver surfer]

That's the one thing I hate about living in the LV, all of those d*a*m*n ninjas are such a nuisance.

[gex]

Kill Bill.

[Ummm]

I am the only one that noticed a young girl went to the cops to report he assaulted her!!! Hello he knew he messed up and decided he would try to off himself instead of his wife finding out.

[D Artagnon]

The last of the great swordsmen. Touche, mon ami. Bon Voyage ? May your rest be as stupor as your brain.

[Wilson]

Good Grief!! Instead of gun control, now we will need sword control. Soon we'll need sling shot control.

[Ahem]

That wasn't a sword he was carrying...he was just real happy to see them.

[Jay]

Ahem wrote:

That wasn't a sword he was carrying...he was just real happy to see them.

...and he took an entire bottle of viagra not xanax

[PA Redhead]

Obviously the sword was sharper than he was.

[Angie]

I guess the Xanax didn't help his anxiety.