HA!! that is funny...People, don't you get it?! This is real. These are the same aliens that have been abducting me for the last 6 years. First, they disguise themselves as my cousin Jimmy and his drinking buddies. Then they get all liquored up in the shed and when they're good and drunk kick down my door. They probe me for all sorts of information...the information that I apparently store in my buttocks. They say they keep coming back because I won't tell them where to White House is located. I do this for my country. Warn the others and save the president.
Athens, TN
"If It's Aliens...They'll Come and Get Me!"
- Posted in the Athens Forum
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“"It's all about ME..."”
Joined: Apr 22, 2008
Comments: 79
Youngstown, Ohio
ISP Location:
Columbia, SC
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This is scary and amazing at the same time.
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“Cogito ergo sum”
Joined: May 6, 2007
Comments: 2378
Irmo
ISP Location:
Columbia, SC
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LOL.... Scary is when my electric bill shows up. This is some guys with a 2x4, a rope and a thing for geometric designs. Unless you live in Torrence, California, then it's a sign from up above. California: Land of Fruits, Nuts and Moon bats.
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google this... " pantent anti gravity propultion " check out the simularitys.
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AWSOME!!! fast and perfect kids or something even more bizarree, amazing either way,
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Seriously? POOP? is it really named that? thats the dumbest joke I ever heard |
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Read post #14. Go down the first letters after each #. P.O.O.P. I'm glad you think it's the dumbest joke you ever heard. I think it's dumb, too. lol |
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