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Car Theft Victim

Blairsville, GA

#1 May 11, 2012
My car was stolen from the United Community Bank in McCaysville Ga on MAY 4th. It is a charcoal gray 2004 FORD TAURUS the GEORGIA tag # is BWC 4966 On the front hood there is a dent from a tree limb that fell. It was last seen in Mcminn County. Apparently the guy in on a crime spree robbing houses and churches. If you have seen this car please email me Crystal_Walker@ucbi.com or call the police. Thank you so much for your help i do not have insurance to cover the loss of my vehicle in this tough economy.
whawha

Athens, TN

#2 May 11, 2012
Sorry to break it to you, but you are NOT going to get your car back in one piece.

In situations like this the authorities usually end up calling you and you go down to see a pathetic heartbreaking shell of your car worth no more than scrap metal price with a tow bill attached bigger than what it is now worth.

BTW, 99% of cars are stolen because the owner does something stupid, like leave the keys in it or loan it to a person they no they shouldn't.
I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that is probably close to what happened with your car. Am I wrong?
edison26

Loudon, TN

#3 May 11, 2012
whawha wrote:
Sorry to break it to you, but you are NOT going to get your car back in one piece.
In situations like this the authorities usually end up calling you and you go down to see a pathetic heartbreaking shell of your car worth no more than scrap metal price with a tow bill attached bigger than what it is now worth.
BTW, 99% of cars are stolen because the owner does something stupid, like leave the keys in it or loan it to a person they no they shouldn't.
I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that is probably close to what happened with your car. Am I wrong?
Who cares Dumbass. The car was STOLEN! Don't hurt your self when you fall of the metaphorical limb you put yourself on. Hope your Momma shows you more compassion than you just did when you cry over your boo boos.
Wha, wha, whaaaa.
edison26

Loudon, TN

#4 May 11, 2012
Best of luck ms walker on finding your vehicle.
edison27

Athens, TN

#5 May 12, 2012
I hope they find it gutted and burned beyond recognition.
pissed

Athens, TN

#6 May 12, 2012
whawha is gay
pissed

Athens, TN

#7 May 12, 2012
Forgot to mention.

I am a homosexual and am in desperate search of a partner who is interested in "urine play".
pissed

Athens, TN

#8 May 12, 2012
A Ford is better off gutted and burned.
Now that it is gone you can get yourself a real car.
whawha

Athens, TN

#9 May 12, 2012
Pissed can you meet me for sone gay sex? I love it in the butt.
pissed

Athens, TN

#10 May 12, 2012
Sorry, don't do anal. My butthole is too tight.
whawha

Athens, TN

#11 May 12, 2012
Guess ill just nut in your face
remember

United States

#12 May 12, 2012
i have a feeling that "whawha" is the same guy as "tuckmyjunksofast", sounds like his kind of smart ass.
Jay

Knoxville, TN

#14 May 14, 2012
Exactly the same person..He's a cry baby fa@@ot that posts all over topix complaining and making fun of "Southern Folks". He's nothin more than a loser that has no job and sits and posts crap from his mommy's basement... tucksmyjunk lol. i bet he tucks his junk haha
pissed

United States

#15 May 14, 2012
Thank you
remember

Athens, TN

#16 May 14, 2012
Actually I sit in my underwear at home, work anytime of day or night and make a 6 figure salary paid by a large software firm (can't say who for legal reasons).
I am a basically a paid hacker.
My job is to make sure out going projects are toughened against security threats.
Used to be up to no good when I was a kid but not anymore (wink).

I have one of the nicest homes in McMinn County TN, and another smaller but more valuable home in Naples Florida.
Technically yes my Mother does live with me, but so does my hot wife and 3 kids.

I was born and raised in the South, high-tech redneck would be an accurate description of me.

"tuckmyjunksofast" is a name derived from a line in a cartoon series.

Not all of the crap on here is mine, there are other local trolls, even others in Athens.
pissed

Athens, TN

#18 Jul 11, 2012
OK, I decided I will do gay anal sex, any takers?
Lulz

Athens, TN

#20 Jul 13, 2012
remember wrote:
Actually I sit in my underwear at home, work anytime of day or night and make a 6 figure salary paid by a large software firm (can't say who for legal reasons).
I am a basically a paid hacker.
My job is to make sure out going projects are toughened against security threats.
Used to be up to no good when I was a kid but not anymore (wink).
I have one of the nicest homes in McMinn County TN, and another smaller but more valuable home in Naples Florida.
Technically yes my Mother does live with me, but so does my hot wife and 3 kids.
I was born and raised in the South, high-tech redneck would be an accurate description of me.
"tuckmyjunksofast" is a name derived from a line in a cartoon series.
Not all of the crap on here is mine, there are other local trolls, even others in Athens.
Lame. I missed the window when you could career transition into legit without a pile of certs. My biggest client is operating secure email services for an online 'legal' drugs forum. ;\
remember

Athens, TN

#21 Jul 13, 2012
Lulz wrote:
<quoted text>
Lame. I missed the window when you could career transition into legit without a pile of certs. My biggest client is operating secure email services for an online 'legal' drugs forum. ;\
Actually I have 14 certifications if you count the minor ones, I only take 8 of them seriously myself.

Took me 12 years, split partial odd IT jobs and part-time schooling along with many late hours of online studies to get to where I am at right now.
lmao

Athens, TN

#22 Jul 14, 2012
It was a Ford from the era when they were scrap metal on wheels, no big loss.
Lulz

Athens, TN

#23 Jul 14, 2012
maximumtacos@gmail.com if you ever hear about anyone hiring in either this field or viral marketing (not the guerilla marketing / social networking crap that gets labeled as viral marketing by gauged ear hipsters from brooklyn), let me know.

I'd love to get paid better, but two things hold me back: I always lazily outsourced coding so I'm not good at anything but c++, and I had an unhealthy obsession with botnets... they were like tamagotchi but better. Did quite a few security penetration coups but they were all based on cleverness and unorthodox thinking and not hard skill.

To clarify all I ever did with drones btw, since they have such a huge stigma, was do some distributed hash cracking. Oh and zap al jazeera almost 10 years ago.

Well now I just feel old.

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