who would make the best president

[gorirra says]

ms and mrs prez i have a request.may i be appointed head of cultivation dept

[hayz]

yaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! !!!!!

[Ebg]

You sir gorirra r the white house monkey... Saw a freaky farm animal riding bike on westside.Finally saw his missing toother..Anybody know where i can find yellow gigantic tictacs for his mouth...I'm sure he would appreciate it..

[gorirra says]

golly gee... thanks im so happy i could squirt

[A secret]

Well I guess we'll DEPEND your furry bottom.

[hayz]

hee hee hee.

[Ebg]

har har har...

[hayz]

in the words of Cartman on Southpark.... Guest is a big fat b*tch, the biggest b*tch if there ever was a b*tch, a stupid b*tch, a mean old b*tch, a b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch, GUEST IS A B****TTTTCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Thank you, Thank you to ALL my fans... don't worry there will be more to come soon....

[A secret]

Wow..I take it Guest is a B*tch..Ohhhh It's a jolly holiday with secret.Ohh It's a jolly holiday with YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU. When you wish upon a star makes not difference who you are,anything you're heart desires will come to you...Twas the night before friday and all through the house.not a creature was stirring not even a...hey WAKE UP..No really here's my song...Twas the night before Friday and all through the house not a creature was stirring,then guest ran his mouth..With me in my truck and hayz in her car,guest should've known we weren't very far.Then all of a sudden out of nowhere i will be...ha ha ha Ohhh poor guest you can't hide from me..........Found you dummy.

[hayz]

I like that song secret. can i be your manager? pleez pleez PLEEZ. Yer first gig is 2nite.

[A secret]

You CAN be ANYTHING you want to be....What corner am I working?

[hayz]

You got Harry's corner. He got fired becuz he came down with the herpes and then some...

[A secret]

ohhh...That explains that...

[hayz]

hey ebg... We no longer have the white house monkey, he had to get euthanized...Time to find a new manimal for the home...this time we'll do it right ( background checks, fingerprints, and hell their DNA.) No more bad apples are allowed, and i know don't even say it, i'm the one that brought the monkey into the house you didn't and i APOLOGIZE deeply. it'll never happen again. can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?

[ebg]

yes hayhay i forgive you. now its time for the black panther. :-)

[hayz]

i know the perfect one for the job. and no ebg i won't give him the job until you meet him. i will say though REALLY REALLY HOT!! gotta akon smile and perfect build if that means anything, i know it does to me :-) Did i mention freekin HOTTTTT!!!!

[hayz]

oh i know i know i'll find 1 at the beach today!!! hee hee hee. and yep that's my devious giggle

[whazzzup doc]

ELECT BUGS BUNNY FOR PREZ.
THERE IS NO BETTER BUNNY
FOR THE JOB.
BEEN AN AMERICAN ICON FOR DECADES,
AND THAT WABBIT HAS NO SKELETONS IN
HIS CLOSET.

[hayz]

i forgot bout that wasculy wabbit

[Ebg]

Hey hayz we found a new white house wabbit...