best ways for a guy to masterbate????

best ways for a guy to masterbate????

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chris h

United States

#1 Feb 2, 2010
whats the best way for a STRAIGHT male to masterbate?
wooter

Ashland, KY

#2 Feb 2, 2010
what is this homo sh*t...chris try askin a guy to jerk you off you may like it from the sounds of things

Since: Dec 09

Ashland, KY

#3 Feb 2, 2010
Rub your genitalia,with your hand, till orgasm.

Yeah, im feeding a troll.
Lmao

Ashland, KY

#4 Feb 2, 2010
Double dutch-rudder.
Darwins Hammer

Youngstown, OH

#5 Feb 3, 2010
High-speed mixer.
laughing

Flatwoods, KY

#6 Feb 3, 2010
Darwins Hammer wrote:
High-speed mixer.
Just beat it...beat it....!
Darwins Hammer

Youngstown, OH

#7 Feb 3, 2010
laughing wrote:
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Just beat it...beat it....!
LOL Might be a bit painful, but I hear some are turned on by pain.
Post-it-Note

East Stroudsburg, PA

#8 Feb 3, 2010
Hey - don't you know masturbation is a terrible sin?? You don't wanna fry in hell, do you? Don't even think lustful thoughts, you perverts! Sex is dirty and should only be engaged in when wanting to bring more brats into this world. If you can't afford them, that's YOUR problem!

And if you don't believe masturbation is a serious sin, you should see the thick glasses I wear and the hair on my palms! How I wish I'd just said NO.
Darwins Hammer

Youngstown, OH

#9 Feb 3, 2010
Post-it-Note wrote:
Hey - don't you know masturbation is a terrible sin?? You don't wanna fry in hell, do you? Don't even think lustful thoughts, you perverts! Sex is dirty and should only be engaged in when wanting to bring more brats into this world. If you can't afford them, that's YOUR problem!
And if you don't believe masturbation is a serious sin, you should see the thick glasses I wear and the hair on my palms! How I wish I'd just said NO.
Well, if you had been more careful where you aimed you wouldn't have gotten your eyes full and went blind. As far as hairy palms go, if you hadn't had sex with that werewolf you would be fine.
chris h

United States

#11 Feb 3, 2010
Post-it-Note wrote:
Hey - don't you know masturbation is a terrible sin?? You don't wanna fry in hell, do you? Don't even think lustful thoughts, you perverts! Sex is dirty and should only be engaged in when wanting to bring more brats into this world. If you can't afford them, that's YOUR problem!
And if you don't believe masturbation is a serious sin, you should see the thick glasses I wear and the hair on my palms! How I wish I'd just said NO.
Its ok im haded to hell anyway lol
Victoria

Flatwoods, KY

#12 Feb 7, 2010
I think it's hot to watch a guy get himself off. If he can't please himself, how do I know he can please me?
lee

Redmond, WA

#14 Feb 8, 2010
i like doin it in front of a hot girls face pointed at her mouth
Lovin life

United States

#15 Feb 9, 2010
It's sexy to watch a guy get himself off if he's into it then you know he can get u off.
Brad

Potomac, MD

#16 Feb 9, 2010
Victoria - contact info?:)
hmm

South Point, OH

#18 Feb 9, 2010
whatever works for ya, go for it lol
Texasboy

League City, TX

#19 Jun 4, 2010
You can watch me then I'll watch you
love it

United States

#20 Jun 5, 2010
Its so hot to watch a Guy get off,its my favorite turn on.I love it...
tcap

Baytown, TX

#21 Jun 5, 2010
Have your gay boyfriend butt screw you while you jerk off. I am guessing you being a foggot and all, you will like it!

Since: Apr 10

AOL

#22 Jun 6, 2010
any str8 bicurious guys 18-30 looking to meet up im 33 gay m n flatwoods message me on yahoo do_str8guys im looking to give some good head tonight guys 18-30 only message me on yahoo do_str8guys

Since: Apr 10

AOL

#23 Jun 6, 2010
Brad wrote:
Victoria - contact info?:)
any str8 bicurious guys 18-30 looking to meet up im 33 gay m n flatwoods message me on yahoo do_str8guys im looking to give some good head tonight guys 18-30 only message me on yahoo do_str8guys

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