Obama - Walking Eagle

[Big Fish]

Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name had given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.

I just hope the American people are as smart as the Indians.

[mystery logger]

Yeah about that ....
Apparantly Bush got this honor too, and Kerry back in 2004 ..
Thank you Snopes
http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/eagle.as...

[Local-not-Local]

Is this what passes for funny nowadays? Maybe I need to watch more Larry the Cable Guy.

Actually, hell no.

[Funny]

Apparently this kinda of junk is only funny when it happens to Republicans.

[dadgum]

Well, I thought it was hilarious and I don't mind Obama

[Free]

Big Fish wrote:

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.

Bwahahahahahahaha OMG TOO funny!

[Are you CRAZY]

mystery logger wrote:

Yeah about that ....
Apparantly Bush got this honor too, and Kerry back in 2004 ..
Thank you Snopes
http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/eagle.as...

And Clinton before Bush.

[Rijohn BlkMtn]

Big Fish wrote:

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.

Perhaps the honor should be issued to all of our politicians.

[dadgum]

I'll second that.

[Ghost Dog]

Seems there was this eagle, swooped down over a field and swallowed a mouse, then flew high up in the sky. The mouse stuck his head out the eagle's arse and said, "damn we're up high". The eagle said, "about a mile and a half". The mouse said, "you wouldnt sheet me, would you".

[dadoldfart]

Funny wrote:

Apparently this kinda of junk is only funny when it happens to Republicans.

Lighten up "Funny", don't be such a tight a&&.

:-)

[NCgal]

Big Fish wrote:

Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name had given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.
I just hope the American people are as smart as the Indians.

ROFL...

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Larry Whitt wrote:

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they should have named him " 2 dogs **** " like the joke...

Was that a racist comment?