Stalinist Show Trial Judges

Stalinist Show Trial Judges

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Cullen George Anderson

Asheville, NC

#1 Feb 16, 2013
Have you been to the courthouse lately? I love to go and watch the Stalinist show trials put on by Calvin, Julie, Sharron, Fritz, Sammy, and Eddie. This is real life dog and pony and Punch and Judy shows. Why don't they sell popcorn?

Come one come all! Admission is free, the acting and pergerry are supperb, the tazzers are real, the peeps in the gallery has the bejeebers skeered out of them, and the only thing bad about it is having to take my belt off when I go thru the checkpoint and have them frisk and wand me and point at me and laugh and whisper among themselves.

After the show trials I go out and look at the little boys hanging out at the parks and dream about the good old days when NAMBLA and KKK ruled.
Lawrence Buncy Smith

Indianapolis, IN

#2 Feb 16, 2013
I was disbarred by these Stalinistbitches. But I am still a thorn in their side.

Have you been to the courthouse lately? I love to go and watch the Stalinist show trials put on by Calvin, Julie, Sharron, Fritz, Sammy, and Eddie. This is real life dog and pony and Punch and Judy shows. Why don't they sell popcorn?

Come one come all! Admission is free, the acting and perjury are superb, the tazzers are real, the peeps in the gallery has the bejeebers sucked out of them by me in the third floor men's room. The only thing good about it is having to take my pants and panties down for the gay old deputies when I go thru the checkpoint and have them frisk and wand me and point at me and laugh and whisper among themselves as they don't often see a hermaphrodite with his/hers panties pulled down. But snicker as they do, 2 of them regularly knocks on my men's room stall when I am in a wide stance shoetapping.

After the show trials I go out and look at the little boys hanging out at the parks and dream about the good old days when Lincoln and Stalin and Karl Marx and Adolph Hitler ruled.
perpetual tax deadbeat

Asheboro, NC

#3 Feb 16, 2013
I hear you lost the farm in Weaverville for not paying $2300 in back taxes.

LMFAO!

No one left in the family to BAIL you out?
Elaine

Asheville, NC

#4 Feb 16, 2013
perpetual tax deadbeat wrote:
I hear you lost the farm in Weaverville for not paying $2300 in back taxes.
LMFAO!
No one left in the family to BAIL you out?
Try to overlook Willard. He's been criminally insane for years and now they're trying to lock him away to protect himself and others from himself. That mugshot of Willard on Buncy's website looks like him before his face started looking like a swine's.
perpetual tax deadbeat

Asheboro, NC

#5 Feb 16, 2013
Elaine wrote:
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Try to overlook Willard. He's been criminally insane for years and now they're trying to lock him away to protect himself and others from himself. That mugshot of Willard on Buncy's website looks like him before his face started looking like a swine's.
UM, do you even closely know whom you are posting to? Or have any idea?
SmegmaBreathCowa rd

Asheville, NC

#6 Feb 16, 2013
Why don't you go onto the property and do a little prowling, skippy? If it's been abandoned you shouldn't have any problem carrying off what little is left.
perpetual tax deadbeat

Loris, SC

#7 Feb 16, 2013
Only coward is you. And that's been proven over and over since childhood.
SmegmaBreathCowa rd

Asheville, NC

#8 Feb 16, 2013
Smegma breath wrote:
Only coward is you. And that's been proven over and over since childhood.
If you're not a coward hiding behind a proxy, then tell us who you are.

We can't see your name but do see all the smegma around your mouth.
perpetual tax deadbeat

Loris, SC

#9 Feb 16, 2013
SmegmaBreathCoward wrote:
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If you're not a coward hiding behind a proxy, then tell us who you are.
We can't see your name but do see all the smegma around your mouth.
We know who you are and that is all that matters! Yip Yip!
Mouse in a Hidey Hole

Asheville, NC

#10 Feb 16, 2013
Mouse in a Hidey Hole wrote:
<quoted text>We know who you are and that is all that matters! Yip Yip!
Thanks to proxy servers I can hide like a little mouse shaking in its hidey hole. If anybody knew who I was I'd pee all over myself.
perpetual tax deadbeat

Clarksville, TN

#11 Feb 16, 2013
Mouse in a Hidey Hole wrote:
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Thanks to proxy servers I can hide like a little mouse shaking in its hidey hole. If anybody knew who I was I'd pee all over myself.
You wouldn't know me or any one like me, we pay our Taxes!

Mr Disbarred for Tax Evasion!

Not paying Taxes seems to be a continuing issue with you Larry Smith.
Mouse in a Hidey Hole

Asheville, NC

#12 Feb 16, 2013
Willard Hartsock wrote:
<quoted text>You wouldn't know me or any one like me,
Oh, yes I am the well-known Willard Leroy Hartsock, serial bankrupt, deadbeat daddy, honor thief, perjurer, slithering coward, and trembling little mouse in a hidey hole.
perpetual tax deadbeat

Wilmington, NC

#13 Feb 16, 2013
Tax Deadbeat wrote:
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Oh, yes I am the well-known Willard Leroy Hartsock, serial bankrupt, deadbeat daddy, honor thief, perjurer, slithering coward, and trembling little mouse in a hidey hole.
Are you for sure certain of this? Be careful what you wish for.
Judge Blinky Kepple

Asheville, NC

#14 Feb 16, 2013
Come be a mouse in our show trials. We need performing mice. We have barking mad snot-blowing perjuress (Marty Grist), a lair of wild animals (Ape Ronny Ray and his ape herd), AIWRF Club (Angry Indolent Women Radicle Feminists), Screeching Trish Brawderbutt doing her bullwhip show in crotchless leather panties, Swaggering Looey (Luiz Looeyvamoose doing the Swagger, Gangnam Style), and a whole bevy of black-robed fixers worthy of the scariest ever show-trials of Josef Stalin and the Third Reich!

Next show trial: We bring in Willard Hartsock cuffed, manacled, gagged, and squealing like a pig for threatening to burn Lost Buffalo's house down. When the trial is over and the verdict of guilty is announced, we're going to have Swaggering Looey zap Willard with the tazzer.

Come early to watch the new attorneys taught how to crawl on their bellies and lick the floor as they approach the bench.

YOU HAVE HEARD OF VAUDEVILLE!

YOU HAVE HEARD OF BURLESQUE!

AND NOW YOU HAVE HEARD OF JUDGE BLINKY KEPPLE'S SHOW TRIALS!
perpetual tax deadbeat

Wilmington, NC

#15 Feb 16, 2013
Judge Blinky Kepple wrote:
Come be a mouse in our show trials. We need performing mice. We have barking mad snot-blowing perjuress (Marty Grist), a lair of wild animals (Ape Ronny Ray and his ape herd), AIWRF Club (Angry Indolent Women Radicle Feminists), Screeching Trish Brawderbutt doing her bullwhip show in crotchless leather panties, Swaggering Looey (Luiz Looeyvamoose doing the Swagger, Gangnam Style), and a whole bevy of black-robed fixers worthy of the scariest ever show-trials of Josef Stalin and the Third Reich!
Next show trial: We bring in Willard Hartsock cuffed, manacled, gagged, and squealing like a pig for threatening to burn Lost Buffalo's house down. When the trial is over and the verdict of guilty is announced, we're going to have Swaggering Looey zap Willard with the tazzer.
Come early to watch the new attorneys taught how to crawl on their bellies and lick the floor as they approach the bench.
YOU HAVE HEARD OF VAUDEVILLE!
YOU HAVE HEARD OF BURLESQUE!
AND NOW YOU HAVE HEARD OF JUDGE BLINKY KEPPLE'S SHOW TRIALS!
WOW, the color of the sky in your world isn't the same color for the rest of us.
Good luck with all that, you are familiar with rejecting, but knock your self out!
perpetual tax deadbeat

Morristown, TN

#16 Feb 16, 2013
You are old worn out news and a tax deadbeat.
Judge Blinky Kepple

Asheville, NC

#17 Feb 16, 2013
hidey hole mouse wrote:
You are old worn out news and a tax deadbeat.
LOL! If that's so, little hidey hole mouse, why do you stay around wiggling your little snout with such an obsession? You could be out scampering around in the fields building a nest, looking for a little buck mouse to hump you, and gnawing on hayseeds. Now crawl on your belly, and squeak! We will make you into our little show-trial show mouse for vaudeville and burlesque in our courtrooms!

Squeeeeeek!
Donna Oakes

Indianapolis, IN

#18 Feb 16, 2013
Judge Blinky Kepple wrote:
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LOL! If that's so, little hidey hole mouse, why do you stay around wiggling your little snout with such an obsession? You could be out scampering around in the fields building a nest, looking for a little buck mouse to hump you, and gnawing on hayseeds. Now crawl on your belly, and squeak! We will make you into our little show-trial show mouse for vaudeville and burlesque in our courtrooms!
Squeeeeeek!
Larry Buncy Smith, how can you call someone else a coward when you never use your real name and do not list our address as 199 Aurora Rd/Asheville 28803? Would you like me to put up our telephone number too? And if you are so courageous, why don't you meet your friends here when they invite you to a coffee clatch so you can argue in person face to face like real men do?
Caerleon

Leicester, NC

#19 Feb 16, 2013
all anyone needs to do to really learn the true character of some of the Asheville so called think they're elite is to watch this forum for ten years and sort thru all their posts.. It's interesting..

Cause you know plenty of folks know who the real criminals are but not one attorney in town has any balls..
How sad..

can'r discurse civliy without derogatory remarks to each other... same old people making the same old tired speeches 11 years later.Just thought I'd stop by and confirm what I already know.. Peace to the thinking people here..if there are any
like sure you will

United States

#20 Feb 17, 2013
Judge Blinky Kepple wrote:
Come be a mouse in our show trials. We need performing mice. We have barking mad snot-blowing perjuress (Marty Grist), a lair of wild animals (Ape Ronny Ray and his ape herd), AIWRF Club (Angry Indolent Women Radicle Feminists), Screeching Trish Brawderbutt doing her bullwhip show in crotchless leather panties, Swaggering Looey (Luiz Looeyvamoose doing the Swagger, Gangnam Style), and a whole bevy of black-robed fixers worthy of the scariest ever show-trials of Josef Stalin and the Third Reich!
Next show trial: We bring in Willard Hartsock cuffed, manacled, gagged, and squealing like a pig for threatening to burn Lost Buffalo's house down. When the trial is over and the verdict of guilty is announced, we're going to have Swaggering Looey zap Willard with the tazzer.
Come early to watch the new attorneys taught how to crawl on their bellies and lick the floor as they approach the bench.
YOU HAVE HEARD OF VAUDEVILLE!
YOU HAVE HEARD OF BURLESQUE!
AND NOW YOU HAVE HEARD OF JUDGE BLINKY KEPPLE'S SHOW TRIALS!
"Next show trial: We bring in Willard Hartsock "

GFY bung wipe, ain't ever gonna happen. If shit like this that easy, your ass would be locked up right now.

Lemme see what I can do to incurr you more court costs! Should be pretty easy with all the threats.

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