To the Dear Lawyers of Buncombe County

To the Dear Lawyers of Buncombe County

Posted in the Asheville Forum

First Prev
of 3
Next Last
Dear Lawyers

Asheville, NC

#1 Nov 14, 2012
Dear Lawyers of Buncombe County:

A good friend of mine, Doug Edwards, was convicted of a serious misdemeaner crime in district court of Buncombe County. The judge, a little rat-faced weasel from Statesville by the name Sammie Cathey, gave Doug, who is a bit of a dumb clodhopper, a pjc on payment of the costs. Doug was sure he had not done anything criminal so as soon as the judge announced his verdict and sentence, Doug gave notice of appeal in open court. There was a courtroom full of deputies and districked attorneys there that heard it and I am sure will tell the truth about it as these people as we all know love the truth and hate lies and do not tollerate purgery. And besides that Dumb Doug the Clodhopper had also brought a digatal recorder to record the proceedings and a spare in case one of the recorders failed. He's dumb like a fox.

It is clear that Judge Sammie ordered a PJC, which is called by the limmo liberals at MTNx a prayerful judgmint.

Well, to make a long story short after Doug had been hanging out like a whipped puppy week after week in the 5th floor courtroom 4 or 5 times waiting for his new trial Dee No Vo and feeling like he might have it stuck to him there and the book throwed at him, and that awful mean-looking Judge Suezee Britches glaring down at him and squinting and showing her fangs, he was about to give in and accept the judgemint of Judge Sammie.

But wait! Judge Sammie had done gone behind Doug's back and made a new judgmint and not even told Doug about it so he didn't know that if he had gave up and gone back to districked court for compliance he would have been throwed in jail for 30 days. Is this not trickery and deceit by Judge Sammie?

Please reply.
U Eijit

Morristown, TN

#2 Nov 14, 2012
My name is Doug and I have mesothelioma!
Judge Susan Renfer

Asheville, NC

#3 Nov 14, 2012
I learned the hard way that it is a violation of a defendant's constitutional rights, as well as the Canons of Judicial Ethics and Sections of Chapter 15A of the General Statutes, to punish the defendant for giving notice of appeal from a district court criminal judgment to the Superior Court.

Once the judge issued a PJC and the defendant immediately gave notice of appeal to the Superior Court, the judge no longer had jurisdiction in the matter. End of story.

I can tell you from my own harsh experience that I wouldn't want to be Judge Samuel Cathey when the Judicial Standards Commission receives a complaint about his shenanigans and the written judgment shows evidence of tampering.
Whats that sonny

Weaverville, NC

#4 Nov 14, 2012
I was just thinking that judge said prepare for fudge packing not prayer for judgement. I think that ole doug waz smart like a fox but couldn't hear worth a chit.
Time will tell

Tampa, FL

#5 Nov 14, 2012
Whats that sonny wrote:
I was just thinking that judge said prepare for fudge packing not prayer for judgment. I think that ole doug waz smart like a fox but couldn't hear worth a chit.
Our friend "Doug" is a seriously mentally ill character named Larry Smiff. Larry likes to waste court time and cause the taxpayers to pay for his mental illness. He would have been well to take that original PJC because there will be another case and it will be flawless and he will lose again. It is a pity that the judge could not impose a gag order in this type of case so he could not feed his narcissistic personality with it.
Bubba

Morristown, TN

#6 Nov 14, 2012
I'll make sure he gags!
Time will tell

Tampa, FL

#7 Nov 14, 2012
Bubba wrote:
I'll make sure he gags!
The only unanswered question is whether Larry swallows or spits.
Judge Susan Renfer

Asheville, NC

#8 Nov 14, 2012
Judge Susan Renfer wrote:
I learned the hard way that it is a violation of a defendant's constitutional rights, as well as the Canons of Judicial Ethics and Sections of Chapter 15A of the General Statutes, to punish the defendant for giving notice of appeal from a district court criminal judgment to the Superior Court.
Once the judge issued a PJC and the defendant immediately gave notice of appeal to the Superior Court, the judge no longer had jurisdiction in the matter. End of story.
I can tell you from my own harsh experience that I wouldn't want to be Judge Samuel Cathey when the Judicial Standards Commission receives a complaint about his shenanigans and the written judgment shows evidence of tampering.
I should have added that this was not just a bare PJC, but a PJC with conditions attached, plus payment of the costs.
question

United States

#9 Nov 14, 2012
Will Larry Smith aka Buncy still get his $648/month Social Security while he's in jail?
MaryFx

Weaverville, NC

#10 Nov 14, 2012
Find all the local mugshots here:
http://wncmugshots.com/

I was not aware this is pulic information - I found my daughters past boyfriend on here.
Peter North

United States

#11 Nov 14, 2012
question wrote:
Will Larry Smith aka Buncy still get his $648/month Social Security while he's in jail?
No he won't, but he will get all the custard he can handle!
Smith the obsessive liar

Tampa, FL

#12 Nov 14, 2012
On his "blawg" Larry recites this phony post and makes excuses why he didn't correct hillbilly sam's grammar, however, scroll down and he tell the same story in the first person reciting his own travails. The stories are identical.
John David Childers

Asheville, NC

#13 Nov 14, 2012
John David Childers wrote:
On his "blawg" Larry recites this phony post and makes excuses why he didn't correct hillbilly sam's grammar, however, scroll down and he tell the same story in the first person reciting his own travails. The stories are identical.
Waaaaaaahhhhhh! He wied to us !!!! Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
Smith the obsessive liar

Tampa, FL

#14 Nov 14, 2012
James Lawrence Smith wrote:
<quoted text>
Waaaaaaahhhhhh! He wied to us !!!! Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
You are wrong and that is well known territory to you.

You are too stupid to recognize that you are being set up for future legal actions. Your habit of claiming to be the party you are trying to steamroll will not serve you well in court.

You do provide entertainment such as the following:

Quote:
o from the time I was served with that four-cornered monster of Mad Martha’s perjury on 20 February 2012 until I appeared in court on the order to show cause on the first day of March, 2012, I suffered day after day with just pure old agony wondering why all these wrongs were happening to me! Wondering if I might get jailed even though I was innocent. I went by to talk to Judge Steven Cogburn, the Clerk of Superior Court, about it. He suggested that all official mailings of court documents required to be sent to Grist be sent to the clerk’s office, but after discussing the legal ramifications of THAT alternative, we decided it would not be wise because to do so might cause damage to my legal standing in the matters. I’m telling you: I was a basketcase(sic). And he saw it and advised me to see my doctor and get a prescription for sedatives.(Which is something my doctor, Hal Hemme, M. D., would not do, even as a last resort.) So I think during that ten days I drank about 2 large bottles of vodka and 2 large bottles of Evan Williams just to drown the pain, but as any of you know the next day it comes back with a vengeance. So two or three days before the hearing, I quit drinking and began walking up and down Beaucatcher Mountain; and when the day came, I walked in the courtroom racked with stress, but ready for whatever was to befall me. That morning as we were leaving for the courthouse, the hideous gorgon was out in her yard watching us and smirking. She took off in the Dodge Caravan with the yellow tag, so we figured she was headed to court too. But she never showed. uuquote

While it might be satisfying to know you were a basket case, there are numerous folk in that pick up a weapon and seek a demented form of jutice. Martha has more than adequate reason to fear you.

Question

What word describes a failed lawyer that commands only $684.00 monthly in social security benefits?

Answer Justice
Not a good approach

Chicago, IL

#16 Nov 15, 2012
It is strange you would refer to anyone as a stalker. You just made a threat that will likely bite you in your generous ass.

If you continue this pattern you will be in court again and again and you will lose. You have aleniated virtually everyone in the so called system in Asheville.
FlipTheByrd

Asheville, NC

#17 Nov 15, 2012
The whole judicial system is a mess, just dump it all and start from scratch. Top to bottom.
John David Childers

Asheville, NC

#18 Nov 15, 2012
Not a good approach wrote:
It is strange you would refer to anyone as a stalker. You just made a threat that will likely bite you in your generous ass.
If you continue this pattern you will be in court again and again and you will lose. You have aleniated virtually everyone in the so called system in Asheville.
Here I am, John David Childers of Hamlin, West Virginia, drunk again and unable to comprehend English without my paranoia reading something into it that's not there. Since I moved out of my trailer in West Hamlin to my trailer in Hamlin, things have really gone downhill for me. Here is the post with the harble harble threat in it. Don't you see it? I do:

You stalking lunkhead, that's why we call you rockbreath, and boulderbutt, and gravelgullet.

You're stiff as a block of shale, and just as stupid, marblemuzzle.

Your pitiful hamfisted writing always gives you away, granitegoozle.

Still a projecting drunk too, I see. Well, when the sun rises on your Hamlin, WV trailer you'll have the shakes. Such a pathetic old teabagg ed geezer.

"I'm going to dig up some of Bob Sloan's most intriguing posts from alt.appalachian about you and display your ugly carcass to the Hamlin crowd. They'll get a lot of horselaughs out of it. LOL! Don't roll over. You'll kill the feasting bedbugs."
Larry Smith brief

Matawan, NJ

#19 Nov 15, 2012
Most interesting brief filed by Larry where he is trying to legitimize his abuse of Martha Grist.

It can be read here:

http://www.ncappellatecourts.org/search-resul...

His email address is at the end and perhaps we should shoot him an email telling him how well written it is. As you will recall he was bragging about being a "sought after" legal draftsman in appeals matters.
Scuzzo

Asheville, NC

#20 Nov 15, 2012
Larry Smith brief wrote:
Most interesting brief filed by Larry where he is trying to legitimize his abuse of Martha Grist.
It can be read here:
http://www.ncappellatecourts.org/search-resul...
His email address is at the end and perhaps we should shoot him an email telling him how well written it is. As you will recall he was bragging about being a "sought after" legal draftsman in appeals matters.
who are you and whats your interst in the scandle
Confused Compulsive LIAR

United States

#22 Nov 15, 2012
James Lawrence Smith aka Larry Smith aka Buncy is a textbook mental case and hopefully the Court will just shine on him as an obnoxious terminal idiot.

He lies about everything and everyone, narcissist 101 and champion of stupidity.

BCCH has finally had enough of him. His mugshot is posted at the front door requiring an escort where ever he goes in the Courthouse.

Credibility = ZERO!

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 3
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Asheville Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
News Asheville agencies address complexities of opio... 4 hr Humanspirit 2
News It's the Darwin crowd that lacks the facts in e... (Mar '09) 9 hr River Tam 163,777
Blame it On The Police 11 hr Inbred retard 6
Where is the best swingers hangout hotspot? 16 hr Gin Mill Hoffman 7
BRING BACK Our FORUMS! 16 hr Gin Mill Hoffman 25
Beggars and Bums 17 hr Gin Mill Hoffman 7
I Feel Unsafe At Asheville Oneness Deeksha (Jan '17) Fri Fergus 134

Asheville Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

Asheville Mortgages