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Arden, NC

#4 Dec 6, 2012
Tommy Tune wrote:
Right on. Limosine liberals want the rest of us to pay the taxes while they cheat to not pay their fair share so they can live like republicans.
Drunk again Chuckles or just pissed off. Your spelling is atrocious. Hey, I can help with that. Get you set up with spell check and a pair of glasses. Pennys is having a two for $99 sale now.

Colin is feeling sad as he orders his tenth beer at the Loony Licker Pub.

"What's wrong, Colin?" asks Igor, the bartender.
"I lost my dog," sobs Colin.

"Why don't you put an advertisement in the newspaper?" suggests Igor.
"It is no good," moans Colin. "My dog can't read."
Defund The Left

Asheville, NC

#5 Dec 6, 2012
Defund these dammed limosine lieberals. Tax them first. Let nancy Pillohsee ride in a 5 year old Chevy for a change.

Cumming, GA

#6 Dec 6, 2012
My seeing-eye dog will tell you that I am not blind enough, and neither of us can get drunk enough to continue to swallow the rightarmed teabagger marching diatribe.
We wobble to our own drummer, thank you.

The dog has the advantage however, seeing as how he has 4 legs. Kinda like it's harder to fall off a 3 legged stool than off a 2 legged man.
Tom Shenanigan

Hendersonville, NC

#7 Dec 7, 2012
Defund The Left wrote:
Defund these dammed limosine lieberals. Tax them first. Let nancy Pillohsee ride in a 5 year old Chevy for a change.
A friend writes:

Tom,I have an idea. Flood Topix with truth and positive posts. Drown out the trolls with the truth. And I DO sincerely like Osho's quotes. I occasionally put them on my FB page and website. Peace. Be Still.

Wow, what a great idea. When we gonna start?

"The ultimate enlightenment means the ultimate dissolution of the ego, the ultimate disappearance of the individual."
Limosine Lieberal

Asheville, NC

#8 Dec 8, 2012
Hey there are enuf billionaires to pay for everything so I can continue to live high. Heck my dad left me a trust fund paying out only $245,000 a year...so I am NOT rich. It's always the other guy.
Southern Baptist

Arden, NC

#9 Dec 8, 2012
The average mental age of humanity is only thirteen years. This you call evolution? A man is ninety years old, and he has the mind of a thirteen year old. It is because of this retardedness that he believes all kinds of idiotic beliefs, dogmas, religions. He never questions, never inquires, never explores. He does not have consciousness enough to go on a quest for truth. And of course the politicians don't want him to evolve. The priests don't want him to evolve, because man's evolution is their death. An evolved man, a conscious man, has no need of political leaders to tell him what is right and what is wrong. He does not require any pope, any Mother Teresa, any Ayatollah Khomeini, any Shankaracharya. In fact, these people will seem to him retarded. So all the religions and all the political parties of the world are conspiring against humanity. To keep man enslaved, the best way is that he remains a helpless child, always in search of a father figure. In politics he finds father figures. In religion he finds father figures. It is not a coincidence that Christian priests are called fathers.

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