Drunk again Chuckles or just pissed off. Your spelling is atrocious. Hey, I can help with that. Get you set up with spell check and a pair of glasses. Pennys is having a two for $99 sale now.Right on. Limosine liberals want the rest of us to pay the taxes while they cheat to not pay their fair share so they can live like republicans.
Colin is feeling sad as he orders his tenth beer at the Loony Licker Pub.
"What's wrong, Colin?" asks Igor, the bartender.
"I lost my dog," sobs Colin.
"Why don't you put an advertisement in the newspaper?" suggests Igor.
"It is no good," moans Colin. "My dog can't read."