M adM artha's Latest Call to APD

M adM artha's Latest Call to APD

Posted in the Asheville Forum

First Prev
of 2
Next Last
Buncy Mein Gott im Himmel

Asheville, NC

#1 Nov 1, 2013
TRANSCRIPT
Call received by Asheville Police Department Communications on Tuesday October 15, 2013 @ 1917 hours (7:17 p. m.)

APD: Asheville Police Department... may I
help you?

Martha Grist: Yes,

this is Martha Grist

at 200 Aurora Drive in

Asheville

APD: Um Humhh

Martha Grist: Um, I

have a restraining

order against my

neighbor across the

street and he's been

harassing me for the

last couple of hours.

My neighbor has

pictures, but, ah,

he's also got, he has

his dogs out there

every day without a

leash, his three dogs,

uh. He has them

trained to bark at me

every time I come out

the door so, umh,I

don't, I'm basically

calling because he's

breaking the

restraining order, but

I really wish somebody

would do something

about the dogs.

APD: OK What's your

name... and you...Give

me your name please,

ma'am...

Martha Grist: It's

[Mad] Martha Grist

APD: Alright Ma'am and

what's your neighbor's

name?

Martha Grist: Larry Smith ...... Every Time I try to mow my lawn he harasses me. He's supposed to stay a hundred feet away. My neighbor next door was taking pictures while he was taking pictures of me.

APD: OK...I'll have an officer come by and meet with you ma'am OK? You two are separated at the moment though, correct?

Martha Grist: Pardon me?

APD: You are separated at the moment, correct?

Martha Grist: It's not a physical problem, no. I just need him to...

APD: Can I get your number please ma'am?

Martha Grist: Umh... let's see umh ******* is my cell number

APD: Thank you Ma'am

This particular call got a great yield: three police vehicles and animal control lined up with blue lights a-blazing on Aurora Drive, about 2000 hrs.(8 p. m.)
MadMartha has struck again!
ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#2 Nov 2, 2013
This seems like a frequent enough occurrence... what do your OTHER neighbors say about all this?
GottverdammteSch weinehund

Asheville, NC

#3 Nov 2, 2013
ApePeeD wrote:
This seems like a frequent enough occurrence... what do your OTHER neighbors say about all this?
A poll of neighbors is being taken. Some of them are now shunning the lunatic. But as usual most of them don't want to be involved. At least one of them must have witnessed Mad Martha throw a shovelful of dirt at us, some of it landing on my car, as we peacefully drove down the street. Then within striking distance she raised the shovel in the air as if to strike.

Most of them are aware of the blue light battalion that lined up on the street a la Hillcrest at 2000 hours on the 15th of October. Our cops are great at covering up for a messy wreck on Montford where the chief's drunken son tee-boned a traffic island and fled the scene. Our cops can't make it to a scene of bloody violence in Kenilworth where a pistol is being brandished to the terror of the residents and a resident had his head busted --- within two hours! Our cops can't retrieve a motorcycle stolen from a reputable businessman, although that reputable businessman has pointed it out to them several times. They are inert, galactically stupid, and full of bile.

But they can rush to a scene like the Keystone Kops, blue lights blazing, rousing the hell out of the neighbors, when a raving kook calls them to complain about three rather quiet little toy poodles terrorizing her because she says they are running loose like coyotes and have been trained to bark at her the minute she emerges from her house.
__________


North Carolina General Statutes 50C-8(b): A permanent civil no-contact order shall be effective for a fixed period of time not to exceed one year.
--- This is law that somehow the psycho cannot get into her thick head, even though Judge Patricia Kaufmann-Young told Mad Martha in open court in 2012 that these little instruments of terror last only ONE YEAR and that she needed to consult with a lawyer. Her restraining order, based on her fraud and perjury, was issued by the charlatan, Blinky Kepple, in November 2011. That means that it is now graveyard dead. It is deceased. It is no more. It has ceased to be. It has expired and gone to meet its maker. It is a late parrot.
cruelty to animals

Asheville, NC

#4 Nov 2, 2013
The latest transcript of Mad Martha's lies to police demonstrate that she is willing to inflict pain on beloved pets because of her hatred for the owners.

Both neighbors to the north and south of her own pets. The next-door neighbor to the north has two dogs and a cat, and her next-door neighbors to the south have two dogs that they dearly love. In my experience these are good people who have tolerated the woman but don't know the extent of her evil.

They will soon learn that their animals have been mistreated by Mad Martha using an ultrasonic screeching device which humans cannot hear but which dogs and cats CAN hear -- and to their great distress. The blaster that Mad Martha has used on us caused our dogs to tremble and whine because the dogs were in the house and could not flee. They suffered. I knew she had bought this thing. I was able to detect it when it was in use with an oscilloscope and a piezoelectric tweeter which responded to ultrasonic noise in the frequency range from 10 to 25 kHz.

In an email published on my bl aw g she told me she was considering it. She bought it. She used it on us. She is a criminal who would inflict cruelty on innocent animals. She has no conscience.

She is your archetypal sociopath next door.
The LAW

Murfreesboro, TN

#5 Nov 2, 2013
ApePeeD wrote:
This seems like a frequent enough occurrence... what do your OTHER neighbors say about all this?
and all because Larry Smith is frequently a criminal!
Cockroach Outa His Hole

Asheville, NC

#6 Nov 2, 2013
This cockroach has a name. Willard Hartsock. His fear of Thyssenkrupp's warning fades away with each new gulp of 8% fortified beer.
Staking My Wifes Mercedes

Asheville, NC

#8 Nov 2, 2013
I got my wife Elaine's Mercerdes staked on it. I to dam stoopit to know what a trial de novo is, or that cyberstalking convictions have tanked in NC to 1 in 10 because the cyberstalking law is abbused to squash garnteed constitutoral rites. <gulp!>
Time to start on that next suitcase of Icehouse.
Career Criminal

United States

#9 Nov 2, 2013
I love to read the transcripts of Larry Smiths arrest for chasing Heath Tabor Hyde with his Saturn with a handgun out the window while Heath was driving a brand new BMW at the Rutherford airport.

Johnny Z loved that arrest at 2 AM, having to pull Larry out from underneath his bed while he was sucking his pinky and crying 'MOMMY'!

The Sheetrock got rubbed with Larry's head on the way out as Larry thought he would resist!

Larry was told the handcuffs were tight because they were NEW!

True Story! Transcripts are available at the APD.
Heath Taber Hyde

Asheville, NC

#10 Nov 2, 2013
Yeah, it was a brand new 1989 BMW bought from a junk yard. That was the BMW he was driving when the little homicidal bastard killed Travis Kent Hames, who had more moral character and more decency in his little finger than ten Taber Hydes and ten Russell Hydes rolled into one great big reeking ball of Hyde fecal matter.
Marty G

Asheville, NC

#11 Nov 2, 2013
Judge Julie, this mean ol' man what is just like youre drunken daddy who cholked you're mama in the front yard he is haraaaaaaaaaaaasing meeeeeee! Judge Blinky the defendent locked his wickid eyes on me today and I felt like i was beinging rapped i began to cholk up and had heart palpitations and wee wee'd all over myself i wont you and Steve the forger Cobgurn to fabercate me a new rerstaining order i don't fill safe in my home.
Fired by Thyssenkrupp

Asheville, NC

#13 Nov 2, 2013
Yeah like Buncy would be jealous of gobshites like them or a slug like Willard Hartsock.
Willard Turn Yourself In

Asheville, NC

#15 Nov 3, 2013
Career Criminal wrote:
<quoted text>If that was me you were chasing with a handgun out the window you wouldn't be here right now, you pansy.
What's a disbarred convicted felon doing with a handgun any way?
Shush, Willard. You ain't gonna shoot or hurt anybody. You beat and maim women, not men. You are scared s hi tless of any man.

Willard Leroy Hartsock, did you ever quit cooking methamphetamine in Elaine's house, stealing elevator parts and selling them on eBay, dealing meth and heroin out of a Thyssenkrupp truck, dressing up and going out in a fake Navy SEAL uniform, snorkeling little boys you lured into the bushes with candy at public parks, and frying the housecats of your neighbors in the microwave?
Travis Kent Hames

United States

#18 Nov 3, 2013
I got Larry Smith fired from the Young Eagles Program, seems they don't like men smoking young peters at 5000 feet.

Larry took it hard when I dumped him .
Willard Hardsuck

Orlando, FL

#19 Nov 3, 2013
Careful James Lawrence Smith aka Buncy. If your parole officer sees these posts, you'll have to go back to the clink. Then I won't have anyone to lick my brown wrinkle. Whhhhaaaaa.
Willard Beats His Wives

Asheville, NC

#20 Nov 3, 2013
Travis Kent Hames wrote:
I got Larry Smith fired from the Young Eagles Program, seems they don't like men smoking young peters at 5000 feet.
Larry took it hard when I dumped him .
Is this the person whose name you are defiling, you bottomfeeding shi tsucker?
http://www.gaffneyledger.com/news/2008-10-24/...
Thomas

Williamston, SC

#21 Nov 3, 2013
Willard is a cowardly wife beater for sure. What a little weasel POS he is.
Thankful for APD

Weaverville, NC

#22 Nov 4, 2013
We are so thankful for the group of officers that know how and when to react. They are able to differentiate between the sane and insane and react accordingly. They know when to respond to certain calls with a force able to take out an individual that is a danger to society. We are ever so grateful to the APD
ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#23 Nov 4, 2013
GottverdammteSchweinehund wrote:
<quoted text>
A poll of neighbors is being taken. Some of them are now shunning the lunatic. But as usual most of them don't want to be involved.
Have any of the neighbors of the HOA silently proposed pitching in money together and buying one of the properties and making the problem silently "go away"? You know property values would go up once the idiots were gone.
... or you could just increase bogus fees, like unkempt yards, dogs, fees for unpaid fees etc., and evict them financially.
R U Thick in the Head

Asheville, NC

#24 Nov 4, 2013
Thankful for APD wrote:
We are so thankful for the group of officers that know how and when to react. They are able to differentiate between the sane and insane and react accordingly. They know when to respond to certain calls with a force able to take out an individual that is a danger to society. We are ever so grateful to the APD
That's funny. I didn't know APD worked Weaverville. Sounds a little like ultra vires power to me, the usual. But then there are a few 4-legged Asheville cops that live in the area. The two or three that I know that live there are mouth-breathing hooligans with room temp IQ's and attitudes that one day might just get them a bellyful of buckshot. Just because an ape has a gun doesn't give him the right to think he is above the law.

Which makes me wonder. Did the suicidal cop who plunged off the bridge leave a note?
ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#25 Nov 4, 2013
R U Thick in the Head wrote:
Just because an ape has a gun doesn't give him the right to think he is above the law.
You rang?

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 2
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Asheville Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
News It's the Darwin crowd that lacks the facts in e... (Mar '09) 3 hr River Tam 162,991
Do alot of rich people live in Asheville? (Jul '10) 11 hr MissAshe 59
BRING BACK Our FORUMS! Thu Piffy 1
governor wimpie ray cooper needs his ass beat t... Thu Southern Partisan 2
I Feel Unsafe At Asheville Oneness Deeksha (Jan '17) Aug 16 Kathi 119
Old Royal Pines Park and Pool (Dec '15) Aug 15 RoyalPinesBrat 6
Where Did Asheville Go? Aug 14 Steve Shantyfield 11

Asheville Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

Asheville Mortgages