Didymus

Fletcher, NC

#24 Dec 3, 2012
Southern Baptist wrote:
I watched the movie E.T. recently after not having screened it for some time. I also like:
"BE GOOD" -- E.T.
Let us all be good to each other! Amen!
"Often you have desired to hear these sayings that I am speaking to you, and you have no one else from whom to hear them. There will be days when you will seek me and you will not find me."

His followers said, "Show us the place where you are, for we must seek it."

Jesus said, "Where there are three deities, they are divine. Where there are two or one, I am with that one."

Jesus said, "If they say to you,`Where have you come from?' say to them,`We have come from the light, from the place where the light came into being by itself, established itself, and appeared in their image.' If they say to you,`Is it you?' say,`We are its children, and we are the chosen of the living father.' If they ask you,`What is the evidence of your father in you?' say to them,`It is motion and rest.'"

Jesus said, "Look to the living one as long as you live, or you might die and then try to see the living one, and you will be unable to see."

"I am the one who comes from what is whole. I was given from the things of my father. For this reason I say, if one is whole, one will be filled with light, but if one is divided, one will be filled with darkness.

Whoever has ears to hear should hear. There is light within a man of light, and it shines on the whole world. If it does not shine it is darkness."

Jesus - Gospel of Thomas
Titmouse

Asheville, NC

#25 Dec 3, 2012
"Where te white women at?" -- Bagman Shreek Raunchneech
E T Extraterrestial

Asheville, NC

#26 Dec 4, 2012
E l l i i i o o t t t BEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Since: Nov 12

Asheville, NC

#27 Dec 5, 2012
I say Love those who mean you harm. Lovethose who treat you badly. For it is in forgiving that you are forgiven. And even though your detractors may not deserve forgiveness, YOU will live in Peace and be immune to the hell of living in resentment.
A M E N !!!
Dalai Lama says

Fletcher, NC

#28 Dec 5, 2012
Jimmy Jesus Seed wrote:
I say Love those who mean you harm. Lovethose who treat you badly. For it is in forgiving that you are forgiven. And even though your detractors may not deserve forgiveness, YOU will live in Peace and be immune to the hell of living in resentment.
A M E N !!!
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.
Dalai Lama
Christianinsanit y

Hendersonville, NC

#29 Dec 6, 2012
One day, Jesus wakes up in a bad mood. He is feeling depressed and lethargic. In fact, a typical Monday-morning feeling. He wanders around heaven looking for someone to cheer him up and finally arrives at the Pearly Gates where Saint Peter is interviewing the new arrivals. Suddenly he sees an old man with a long white beard whose face looks familiar. He goes up to him. "Excuse me sir," says Jesus, "but your face seems familiar. I am sure we have met. What did you do on earth?" The old man smiles. "As a matter of fact," he says, "I am a carpenter and lived a full and happy life until my son left home and became world famous. I never saw him again." Jesus looks at him with astonishment and says with delight, "Dad!" The old man opens his eyes wide and rushes forward with outstretched arms, crying, "Pinocchio!"
MarxInsanity

Asheville, NC

#31 Dec 6, 2012
Comrades should be nice to other comrades and get in the face of "patriot" gun and Bible clinging rightwing counter-revolutionaries.
San Mateo

Arden, NC

#32 Dec 6, 2012
Three Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was always in trouble with the law
3. His mother did not know who his father was
Tom Shenanigan

Hendersonville, NC

#34 Dec 7, 2012
MarxInsanity wrote:
Comrades should be nice to other comrades and get in the face of "patriot" gun and Bible clinging rightwing counter-revolutionaries.
A friend writes:

Tom,I have an idea. Flood Topix with truth and positive posts. Drown out the trolls with the truth. And I DO sincerely like Osho's quotes. I occasionally put them on my FB page and website. Peace. Be Still.

Wow, what a great idea. When we gonna start?

"The ultimate enlightenment means the ultimate dissolution of the ego, the ultimate disappearance of the individual."
Southern Baptist

Hendersonville, NC

#35 Dec 8, 2012
Why should you always take two Southern Baptists fishing with you? Because if you just take one, he’ll drink all of your beer.
Hel lo hello

Carnegie, PA

#43 Sep 3, 2013
Birtha Hunnybutt

Hendersonville, NC

#44 Sep 3, 2013
Hel lo hello wrote:
http://s1224.photobucket.com/u ser/ErikMorgan/media/bitchdog_ zps1c76f2fc.gif.html
I be kind to my dog, she deserves it, you don't!
Mildred Thomas

Asheville, NC

#47 Sep 3, 2013
Jimmy Jesus Seed wrote:
My brethran, let us love God Almighty The Father, and love each one another as we do our own loved ones. Amen.
God bless you!
Satyam Thomas Hoffman

Greer, SC

#50 Sep 3, 2013
You POS STFU. 674,7494 isn't available for trolls to harrass me and my family.
Amerson

Asheville, NC

#52 Sep 3, 2013
Jim Darlington wrote:
How about you crackers being kind to me? How about buying me some 8% microbrew beer? Keepyour moonshine. If I drink that I just may start thinking the way you do and start going to church on Sundays and Wednesday nights for bible study. I'd rather go with Marx.
This is a photo of Thomas Hoffman. I swear! Why is he posting as another?

Since: May 14

Location hidden

#55 May 31, 2014
I remember the old priest in "Lost Horizon" waxing divine with the wish that a world will come where everyone is kind to one another.

SO BE IT!

CAN I GET AN AMEN?

A M E N !!!

Since: May 14

Location hidden

#56 May 31, 2014
I say Love those who mean you harm. Lovethose who treat you badly. For it is in forgiving that you are forgiven. And even though your detractors may not deserve forgiveness, YOU will live in Peace and be immune to the hell of living in resentment.

Can I get an Amen?

A M E N !!!
JESUS SAVES FROM SIN

Asheville, NC

#57 Jun 1, 2014
"Be good". E.T. was a lover of Jesus Christ!!!

Can I get an Amen?

A M E N !!!
JesusISdead

Mesquite, NV

#58 Jun 1, 2014
He died over 2,000 years ago and that story of resurrection is BS.

Furthermore, the resurrection tale was cribbed from earlier superstitions which were passed down from generation to generation.

Get over it and quit cluttering the forums with this trash.
JESUS LIVES ETERNALLY

Asheville, NC

#59 Jun 1, 2014
JESUS CHRIST LIVES ETERANALLY. karl marx is dead.

CAN I GET AN AMEN?

A M E N !!!

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