Judge Blinky Kepple

Asheville, NC

#1 Nov 27, 2012
Appeel to Authority or Argument by Authorty holds that if you have power, no matter what you say, though it be the most salachious lie-- enough to make a pig puke---- it is believed by the sheeple to be true. I find it the most wonderfullest of all the phallusies of argument, of phallusies of the govermint, of phallusies of the judichiary.
Therfore being a rooky judge and a medfordite, a branch davidiot from a dergree mill and having my sheepskin taddered from binging lugged around from paper mache pillars to paper machet postes in my baggage, I have appell to authorty. Therfore I say the blackist lie and it become gospell. Now that there is appeell to authorty the finest of all phallusies of debait.

Coming soon: How I am to be approached by floor-licking and all when setting on my thrown.
Harry Martin

Asheville, NC

#2 Nov 27, 2012
The deer judge has a dergree in home eckonomics and socology at UT. Why do you fret, you pugnaceous troublemaker?
Dennis Wiener

Asheville, NC

#3 Nov 27, 2012
The appeel to authorty is the highest and best use of all appeels. I am the cunsummate authorty. That why I cannot understand why I the gratest of all authorties was blackbawled in my lobbing to be the US Attorney.

Sidebar: Anything Blinky Kepple say is gospel she interesting to look at to.
Shirley Carlisle Brown

Asheville, NC

#4 Nov 27, 2012
My boggus campaign was just to win then allmost immeditly resign. It was a frawd on the people but then you know the people like being defrawded they get off on it.
Joe Canolie

Asheville, NC

#5 Nov 27, 2012
A certain man he invaded our sacred hauls of justus and learnt our methids & inpeckted our chicanory then turn on us. He should be took out and hang... er, well, at least tarred and fethered.
Faye Burner

Asheville, NC

#6 Nov 27, 2012
They got him out. They done a good spring cleaning of lawers so they could more easier get me and LeAnn and Brooks Scamsick in. Brooks Scamsick he know how to play ball he just as sharp as a bowling ball he going to go somewhere. He hot!!!.
Justin Keds Steen

Asheville, NC

#7 Nov 27, 2012
Ron the lowlife coward SOB he make me take the bullet in the parsecuton he suborned. He is as big a felon as the magisterate Lovell Smith.
GRand JUry

Asheville, NC

#8 Nov 27, 2012
Hey, lets go inspect the jail and count cockroaches and bedbugs!
Hon Patty CoffCoff Young

Asheville, NC

#9 Nov 27, 2012
I get all wet and lathered up with my authorty. It's fun to wank it and use it on the dum people what's funnest and most erroddick of all is that hunkie Van Dunkin's depities serving as esscorts for this little moll from a dergree mill, and car hops with badges and pisstuls escorting me to my SUV in the parking lot and flaging down the traffick so I can go off and shop at Wickid Temptations for lingerie a while bafore court rezooms i only wish i had a austentateous big black Mercerdes to dissplay like Hunky Calvin's what Calving wonts Cavlin gits. Now don't bother me I have a sootcase full of fines, forefitoors, and sentenses to pass out. Ahhhhhh does that ever lather me up and sent threels beneath my robe and up my legs all the way to my crouch!
Hon Blinky Kepple

Asheville, NC

#10 Nov 27, 2012
Heck I awlways judge a book by its cover. I don't have time to look inside the book so the cover is sufficent.

That why I thought 50C had guns in it. hell i dont have time to read thatshit. I just got 50c and 50b confewzed, hell, i stay confewzed. Dont expecked to much of us ditrick court judges we all from dergree mills and 2-digit IQ's this just a day job for me with a nice salary on friday i want a peter and a paycheck and i get off my rocks runing ruffshod over the little peeple & ganing reconiton at the branch davidiot church as its David Koresh memoral judge.
Allegata et Probata

Asheville, NC

#11 Nov 29, 2012
Allegata et probata is a Latin term in law having to do with things alleged and proved. Allegations (allegata) are made by a party to a lawsuit, and the proof adduced, or probative, in their support are known as "probata." The term refers to general evidence rules which require that the proofs must correspond with the allegations.

According to Hon. Sun Tzu Cogburn, these rules are not accepted in Buncombe County, NC District Courts where the judges have consented among themselves to relax the rules of evidence and just let everything in, particularly in the carnival Chapter 50 courtroom.
Hon Blinky Kepple

Asheville, NC

#12 Nov 29, 2012
Allegata et Probata wrote:
Allegata et probata is a Latin term in law having to do with things alleged and proved. Allegations (allegata) are made by a party to a lawsuit, and the proof adduced, or probative, in their support are known as "probata." The term refers to general evidence rules which require that the proofs must correspond with the allegations.
According to Hon. Sun Tzu Cogburn, these rules are not accepted in Buncombe County, NC District Courts where the judges have consented among themselves to relax the rules of evidence and just let everything in, particularly in the carnival Chapter 50 courtroom.
Luizz, Luiiizzzzzzz! Git back in here and seeze this man!

Sir you are in cumtimptuhhh now what do you have to say four you're self?
<Luizzz cuffs man and drags him off>

<to the people in the courtroom> ------->>
NOw you just lissen hyur in ever shape form and fashon. We dont have time for no rules of evadense or for no chappeder 50 defendents crost-examing by asting presnickaty leading quetions, you got that?

Mizz Brawderbutt, jam the court repporter. Twist all them little knobs ever witch way you can we dont wont none of this to git out.

That little plattnumb blonde cooger came to me torchered and torminted. For whut reeson i do knot no. But i bolmed her soar heart & tail. She needed a scrapegoat and i gave her one, he reminded me of daddy anyway i took one look at him and knowed he needed punnichmint.
<furious series of blinking, first one eye, then the other, then occasionally together, but out of sync>

Bussides that my intimutt freind Katy the Hijaker Dreher done breefed me about the scamdrell, said he was such a mysfitt even his own muther depised him and had her parsecute him for treepissing in her proppity. So i knowed to cook up new allegatons and proof and lode up on the old devle.
Judge Blinky Kepple

Asheville, NC

#13 Nov 30, 2012
Bring your restaining order hearing to me. If pergerred that OK I will dress it up wtih credabillaty and be youre trile lawer twogether in our private courtroom we will stripp the harble man--YUCK YUCK YUCK he remind me of daddy & had the nerve to rite paradee about me he a thrett to awl that is holey-- so we stripp him of all dignaty and phlogg him good i will trhow in a tall tail or two myself to purrfecked the record and make &shake him into a worser meenasse than you said he was then we'll figger out a way to lock him up with more pergerry for a showcawse but you no that last one we had where you said he had wrote you letters and didn't show up in court with them that was a reel letdown for me & Calvin Eddie and PattyPoo i was hoping to heer the cuffs click over his wristes no trile de novo for the sumbitch this time!!!. All you have to do this time is show and his azz is gone i seen you're third affidavy whooo whoomyn you have keppled us up a whinner on this one YOU GO GIRL!!! We even got the court of appealls to go along with us on this burlesk show trile!!! Weer going to Olech the piss out of this charackter and let him spend xmas in the pokey as they say at our 7day Foster davidot Memoral church their rilly rilly is a god & she is angerry. <blinkety blink blink blink blink blinkety blink blink blink>
Buncy the Pauper

Tampa, FL

#14 Nov 30, 2012
dumbass larry smith wrote
(quote)We even got the court of appealls to go along with us on this burlesk show trile!!! Weer going to Olech the piss out of this charackter and let him spend xmas in the pokey as they say at our 7day Foster davidot Memoral church their rilly rilly is a god & she is angerry. <blinkety blink blink blink blink blinkety blink blink blink>(unquote)

So you lost the appeal? I can't believe you are surprised.
villageidiotHaml inlawyer

Asheville, NC

#15 Dec 1, 2012
dumbass John David Childers wrote:

So you lost the appeal? I can't believe you are surprised.
Um, no, John David, ancient pebblepuss ignoramus and proxified stalker from Hamlin, WV. The appeal of the witch trial from our ecclesiastical courts and High Priestess Blinky Kepple here in Buncombe County was postponed to January, ostensibly because one judge on the Court of Appeals, Judge Cressie Thigpen, was defeated in the election.

http://projects.newsobserver.com/under_the_do...

There are fifteen (15) sitting judges, and 4 emergency judges, on the NC Court of Appeals, all sitting and ready for the dispatch of business; and the loss of just one of them was such a traumatic upheaval, it has thrown the entire organization into chaos.

http://www.nccourts.org/courts/appellate/appe...
Turd Ferguson

Spartanburg, SC

#16 Dec 2, 2012
Entertaining...
Bob Oafs

Asheville, NC

#17 Dec 3, 2012
Perjury strikes at the very heart of our system. When people lie in court, it undermines the whole
process. The problem is so bad that it is severely evaporating confidence people have in the court system.

The decline in confidence is not limited to the public,
but impacts the bar and bench as well. Perjury is an affront to justice. As one scholarly commentator noted, "Except for infamous perjurers like Willard Hartsock and Martha Tackitt-Grist, liars are hard to detect, run to ground, and punish. Discovery often comes by happenstance. As a consequence, perjurers do great harm, and do it more often than we are willing to admit."
ApePeeD

Asheville, NC

#18 Dec 13, 2012
GRand JUry wrote:
Hey, lets go inspect the jail and count cockroaches and bedbugs!
There's no room for those, due to jail overcrowding.

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