That's not how it works

That's not how it works

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ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

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#1 Aug 17, 2014
I was walking in downtown Asheville and there was a guy with a bunch of junk aligned in a neat square around him. He was proudly proclaiming "Pick any 3 items! I will juggle them!"

That's not how it works.

You're supposed to show off your talent and THEN we pay you as a street performer. Not stand like a statue demanding people pay you to pick 3 (three? for real.) items to be juggled.

I mean, I suck at juggling but I can teach myself how to juggle by watching youtube.
ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

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#2 Aug 17, 2014
... but then again I'd rather have this lame ass juggler than some hobo/hippie with a dog-on-a-rope asking me for cash...

I guess even the hobos are gentrifying...

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