Sodom & Gommorah Were Progressive Too

Sodom & Gommorah Were Progressive Too

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The Hoffman Report

Buffalo, NY

#1 Aug 28, 2013
The yankee transplants try to advertise Asheville as "progressive" and "weird" and a haven for sexual perversion and drug smoking. NOT! God smote down Sodom and Gommorah with fire from Heaven. God Almighty will again smite down the sin cities of the north, Chicago and New York. Let us make sure Asheville returns to majority church going like it has traditionally been. There are enough locals and folks of good will to stave off destruction, for now, let us keep it this way. YANKEE PERVERTS LISTEN UP! GET RIGHT WITH GOD OR GO BACK HOME UP NORTH! We have a local "club" who ear white and will be happy to burn a cross on your loft apartment lawn then escort you out of town on a rail if you need someone to get you kickstarted.
God bless sweet Dixieland! The best that America has to offer!
ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#2 Aug 28, 2013
... yeah and Pontius Pilate was a JUDGE who condemned Jesus to death. Just another case of judicial corruption, eh Buncy?
ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

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#3 Aug 28, 2013
... Not to mention that awful King Solomon, who wanted to cut babies in half.
Morally Bankrupt

East Flat Rock, NC

#6 Aug 28, 2013
PS This guy is also from UP NORTH so maybe he's also a gay freak. He sure as hell is no damn Christian the way he spread lies like butter on hot toast.
Buncy

Williamston, SC

#9 Aug 28, 2013
Oh and it aint over yet cuss the fat lady aint sang yet.
Church Lady

Williamston, SC

#13 Aug 28, 2013
Let us all progress to the Praise of Lord Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God who died for our sins. AMEN!
nardo

Greenville, SC

#15 Jan 22, 2014
Chicago and NYC. Sodom and Gommorrah of modern times. God'll turn em both into pillars of salt soon enuf.
Report the Hoffman

Sherrills Ford, NC

#16 Jan 22, 2014
If you read Ezekiel, I believe you'll find that Sodom and Gomorrah had more in common with today's Tea Party than they do with any progressive movement.
ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#17 Jan 22, 2014
Report the Hoffman wrote:
If you read Ezekiel
Yeah, that "reading the Bible"-thing... I'm a little behind on all that.

I read the Apocalypse for fun in high school and that's where I left off.
Homer

Candler, NC

#18 Jan 22, 2014
Lady Chatterly's Lover was a good read. Try that one.
Jethro

Greenville, SC

#19 Jan 22, 2014
Report the Hoffman wrote:
If you read Ezekiel, I believe you'll find that Sodom and Gomorrah had a lot in common with the Marxist liberal progressive sociqalist democrats of today.
Righton! Dammed commies go back home!
HAPPINESS IS A NORTHBOUND YANKEE SOCIALIST!!! LET GOD TURN CHICAGO AND NU YAWK INTO PILLARS OF SALT!!!
Orthej

Smartt, TN

#20 Jan 23, 2014
Jethro wrote:
<quoted text>
Righton! Dammed commies go back home!
HAPPINESS IS A NORTHBOUND YANKEE SOCIALIST!!! LET GOD TURN CHICAGO AND NU YAWK INTO PILLARS OF SALT!!!
Does it hurt to be that stupid and crazy, you poor, dumb bastard? Don't you think it should to discourage that sort of thing?
LAWYERS ARE ALL LIARS

Greenville, SC

#22 Jan 28, 2014
Yup. Chicago and New York City will soon be turned into pillars of salt by the Lord.
JESUS IS LORD

Greenville, SC

#23 Jan 29, 2014
Jesus Christ saves lawyers too!

A M E N !!!
Donna Aurora

Asheville, NC

#25 Feb 4, 2014
I know a disbarred lawyer not even Jesus could save.
Thomas

Asheville, NC

#26 Feb 6, 2014
You ignorant southern bible believers can go with your myths all you want. That doesn't pr a thing. There never was a Sodom and Gommorrah and some bearded white guy in the sky did not destroy them because so many of the people were gay. Smarten up church chumps. f you want a real church that teaches progressive liberal political values, go to the Unitarian Church off Charlotte St downtown Asheville.
Billy Joe

Asheville, NC

#30 Feb 9, 2014
You'uns yankee queers goin ta be turned into pillars o salt reel soon ifn you'uns don't get to church and ask Jesus to save you from your'uns yankee pervert sins.
ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#31 Feb 9, 2014
Billy Joe wrote:
pillars o salt
https://apdp2c.buncombecounty.org/Summary_Dis...

Look up Buncy on this and you will be enlightened.
Jesus Sez

Asheville, NC

#33 Feb 10, 2014
Jesus sez, just like Bible says, that widespread sinful activity, willful and by those Yankees who laugh at God's laws, will bring another dose of salt pillaring. The entire northeastern part of the US will be turned into a pillar of salt if the sinning yankees up there do not turn to God and Jesus and change their ways. Of course, God will lead his chosen people, those few Yankees who are Christians, out of the northeast before the pillaring. The killing of baies in the womb; widespread homosexual and other sexual perversions; socialism and hatred of the USA will need to stop immediately of the northeast will be known as "the area turned into salt as a modern day Sodom & Gomorrah because of rampant liberal yankee sin".

Yankees, save yourselves in Jesus! AMEN!
Jesus Christ Is Love

Asheville, NC

#35 Feb 11, 2014
Jesus Christ is represented politcially by republicans and libertarians. Sad to say, but liberal democrats do the bidding of satan. Y'all sinning liberal democrats come to Jesus Christ and start voting the right way. Amen!

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