Meanusing People Is Fun!

Meanusing People Is Fun!

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J Van Dunkin

Flat Rock, NC

#1 Oct 8, 2012
You know, me and my cumplice Moe Ronnie Moore-On have been meanusing people for some time now for fun and pleaser. The majorty of people in our caounty looks the other ways so we meanus without anyboddy bothering us i have told the staff to meanus anyboddy they wont too. Meanusing our deetracters is fun! We got so minny freinds we cant be defeeted.

Medfordism for ever!
DA Moe Ronnie Moore-On

Flat Rock, NC

#2 Oct 8, 2012
J Van Dunkin wrote:
You know, me and my cumplice Moe Ronnie Moore-On have been meanusing people for some time now for fun and pleaser. The majorty of people in our caounty looks the other ways so we meanus without anyboddy bothering us i have told the staff to meanus anyboddy they wont too. Meanusing our deetracters is fun! We got so minny freinds we cant be defeeted.
Medfordism for ever!
You tell them my man my mirmydon of medfurdissam & mendassity you got a wunderfull way with words !!! as long as we is runing this baleywick we games for our bennyfit and too our gain and if their are anybody out their in my caounty who apose us or think they can git there paws on our 15 vollums of reeding materal we no how to mess up you're life real good me and my shisters Katy the Hijaker Miltoon Felcher Shiny Skamzsick Doogie Edwarts Blinkie Keppell and Lulu Loopyazz we will git you !!! katy hunnie did i leave anyboddy out i giting fergitfull in my senior mommints ??
larry smith

United States

#3 Oct 8, 2012
i need to stfu because i keep looking like the disbarred idiot they say i am.

mommy isnt here any longer to fix this mess for me.
Willard LeRoy Hartsock

Flat Rock, NC

#4 Oct 8, 2012
Willard Hartsock wrote:
i need to stfu because i keep looking like the FFA felon idiot they say i am.
mommy isnt here any longer to fix this mess for me.
He expoged me as a honor theif, a woman beater, geting cuffed and stuffed on Chimley Rock, and a convicted felon so all I can do is strike back with malissius liable.

I would love to do worst but afraid if I go around him he will cap my sorry azz.
__________

Henry J. LeSieur: Willard, get off of here, you loser, you momo, you twinkle-toed little clown. Mama always called you "the bad seed."
DA Moe Ronnie Moore-On

Flat Rock, NC

#5 Oct 9, 2012
Willard LeRoy Hartsock wrote:
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He expoged me as a honor theif, a woman beater, geting cuffed and stuffed on Chimley Rock, and a convicted felon so all I can do is strike back with malissius liable.
I would love to do worst but afraid if I go around him he will cap my sorry azz.
__________
Henry J. LeSieur: Willard, get off of here, you loser, you momo, you twinkle-toed little clown. Mama always called you "the bad seed."
Willerd you have not paid your're Marty Grist Chappeder Pergery Club dues you will not get you're invite to the next meeting and cocktale hour if you dont pay it rite now !!! Get you're dues in now and we will enter you in the raffel 'Do Two Lines with the Boss' comtest.
Hon J Calvin Heel

Flat Rock, NC

#6 Oct 9, 2012
DA Moe Ronnie Moore-On wrote:
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Willerd you have not paid your're Marty Grist Chappeder Pergery Club dues you will not get you're invite to the next meeting and cocktale hour if you dont pay it rite now !!! Get you're dues in now and we will enter you in the raffel 'Do Two Lines with the Boss' comtest.
Moe Ronnie me and some of the girls will pick up Willard's dues. He has pervided us with some great great purgery in our cortrume's . And plus that he innertaine me and John Olesuck while we played ball in the Dist 1 a few year ago.
YOu will nottice that I have change the spelling of my last name to give it the rich illusteriousness of pernunciation it is given in the courtrume's perticklarly by ADA Doogie "deegree mill" Edwarts he call me Judge Heeeel LOL he from down sumwheres in the flat countree.
ADA Keds Steen

Flat Rock, NC

#7 Oct 9, 2012
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait just a minute now! I was left out of the list and the group photo shoot i could of stood between Blinkie Kepple and Lulu Loopyazz i could of been a dime in between two nickels. That sonofabicth comes in my courtroom just for a traffic tickit and he going to prison I will personally parsecute him to the highest exstint of the law he is a noosance to this entire reejion.
Judge Julie Kepple

Flat Rock, NC

#8 Oct 10, 2012
WE have a unique operatunity to altar the law and the facts to agree with the propper judgement here in our wonderful mountain county. We don't have to go to Raleigh to get these laws altared and cummingled we can do it right here! NO man has the rite to mennace or hairass our women.

Some people are concerned about women on the bench. But if they need a white manís perspective YUCK!, they can look to case law. It's my perspective, not my gender, that makes me the judge that I am. I have the power to comtrive facts on the spot in the courtroom in ever shape, form, and fashion to acheive the disired results. I have put the fear of God in more than one arragrunt defendent in my courtroom. Now if I could convince Calvin to bring back the stocks and pilleries and public whippings on the square for men that are to uppity and point fingers and raise there voices at our women that would be Awsome!!!

Therefor I have instatuted a civility code backed by our police and deppities to enfarce summision and dicorum in our men of all colors shapes forms and fashions. Judicial power is errotic you just don't know the thrill.
Slow Sam

Flat Rock, NC

#9 Oct 10, 2012
Judge Kepple could you tell us something about your ideals to get rid of the riffralf gays and lisbons downtown acting out there preversions? It is damright scandle even the cops has bin infilterated with them. I mean it is dangerus for me to take my wive and nine chidrens downtown anymore to ride the pig and turkys and skiny dip in the fountans on account of them outsiders that has snuck in hear from San Fracisco and Los Angelis.
Last Boofaloon

Weaverville, NC

#10 Oct 10, 2012
What a perfectly putrid thread from one of Asheville's most upright and law abiding citizen.
Cullen

Flat Rock, NC

#11 Oct 10, 2012
Last Boofaloon wrote:
What a perfectly putrid thread from one of Asheville's most upright and law abiding citizen.
I like the thread. I write these threads all the time and try to make the reader think it is made by different writters.

Gays must leave here and go back up north to New york where you came from. Liberals you leave to. Ashville is a Bible believing area we all go to church and hate somdomites and liberals. People fear God here. Gays confess your sins and praise Jesus or leave!
Amen!
karmen

Asheville, NC

#12 Oct 10, 2012
People like Larry and Willard are too cowardly to "meanuse" people in person.
Judge Julie Kepple

Flat Rock, NC

#13 Oct 10, 2012
Slow Sam wrote:
Judge Kepple could you tell us something about your ideals to get rid of the riffralf gays and lisbons downtown acting out there preversions? It is damright scandle even the cops has bin infilterated with them. I mean it is dangerus for me to take my wive and nine chidrens downtown anymore to ride the pig and turkys and skiny dip in the fountans on account of them outsiders that has snuck in hear from San Fracisco and Los Angelis.
The first item on me and Hon Calvin's, Hon Patty's, and Hon Ed's agenduh is to order our genaral assembly to declair the trial di novo null and void and despense with costly jury triles. While there at it they can declair our states sabbuth to be on Saterdy, not Sundy. I am tired of them medaling in our bizness however. Now I wont them to rinder my/our judgemints final in ever shape form and fashion it is embarasing to the max when some lawyer from the outlands comes all cokky treepissing in hear like that baratrous libbertaryan gunslinger that blastpheemed my ruling and appelled to the Superyour Court. He nothing but a bizzybody. The contempchuous scallywag reppersinted the terrist Lissa Landiss and bambuzzled a jury into setting my final judgemint aside. That was a travisty of justus and it made me get livvid with nawsya and slip into another blinking fit I blinked until my eyeballs was bloodshot. Everbody in the courthouse knowed just by looking at that gabby old harlit she was guilty as homemade sin. And to think of it! She calls herself a minister of the gospel when we no that she is a worser false profit than Mary Baker Eddie.

The second thing lets do is to fund the detenchin center so we can jail more ofenders. And we need more prisons more guns and tazzers for our oficers and longer sentenses. They should not eat anything but bread and water, and some of them oght to be took out and whipped like they lash scrofflaws in Singerpoor I am fed up with these sinn..., uh, crimanals they need more harsher punishmint and some of them oght to be just took out and shot. I was proud to watch my nobel handsome boss Robert Medford walk up and down Collage st. with a shotgun loded with bukkshot when dangerus terrists skreetching at us with blood there eyes and insiding riots tried to take over our city. I only rigrett that he dident shoot no one.

The third item on my agenduh is I wont a big burly baluff with a killer endstink, not my weedy little mini-baluff Luigi the rassler Looievamoose. That little feller has got to go. He is to redisent to use his gun and tazzer and to much of a runt and a whimp to scare anyone or bust there skull when I varociously blink my eyes to let him know that the defendent and his lyeing witness needs stomping.

As time goes bye I will ad moore to this discoarse.
karmen

Asheville, NC

#14 Oct 10, 2012
karmen wrote:
People like Larry and Willard are too cowardly to "meanuse" people in person.
and people like you use other people's names. i am karmen and my location shows up as hickory.

cowardly indeed.

GO ROMNEY

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