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DownLo

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#21 Dec 5, 2012
Matthew wrote:
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Bless you child.
I don't need your crutch-god.
Keep your blessing.

Since: Nov 12

Asheville, NC

#22 Dec 5, 2012
Cameron Swayedzee wrote:
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Anyone paying attention and not an Obamabot mushroom can easily see that OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST, THE SON OF SATAN!
Yes Cameron. It is a fact that Obama is the Son Of Satan and wants to destroy this country and Christtianity. But we must keep a clear heart and live from love and peace. Amen!
Matthew

Arden, NC

#23 Dec 6, 2012
DownLo wrote:
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I don't need your crutch-god.
Keep your blessing.
Nor do I, still I bless you, you are one fine funny fellow. Party on Garth!
Christianinsanit y

Arden, NC

#24 Dec 6, 2012
Jimmy Fake Jesus Weed wrote:
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Yes Cameron. It is a fact that Obama is the Son Of Satan and wants to destroy this country and Christtianity. But we must keep a clear heart and live from love and peace. Amen!
There he goes again, creating different characters to whom he can talk and why? Because everybody knows what a fool he is and will not have anything to do with him. You've really gotta cut back on the booze, bro. Seriously.

Billy Bob Thornbirds

Asheville, NC

#25 Dec 6, 2012
Obama is the anti-Christ that is plain to see for any intelligent patriotic American. But I have faith Jesus will smite evil and restore America to it's former greatness before the lying spearchucker Obama took over.
Ronnie Raygun

Arden, NC

#26 Dec 6, 2012
Ronald and Nancy Reagan are invited to dinner with Ed Meese and his wife, pope the Polack and his bishop, and Rajiv and Mrs. Gandhi. They go to a nice restaurant downtown and are seated immediately at the celebrity table. With full pomp and circumstance, head waiter Reginald the homosexual serves them cocktails and takes their orders. He returns to the kitchen and hands the order slip to Jablonski the cook.

"Hey, wait a minute," says Jablonski. "This order says `Give Nancy Reagan her favorite chicken parts.'"
"Yes, that is correct," agrees Reginald gaily. "What about it?"

"Well," says Jablonski. "What the hell are Nancy Reagan's favorite chicken parts?"
"I don't know," says the waiter, "but as far as I can tell, they must be right wings and a$$holes!"
Thomas Marxgun

Asheville, NC

#27 Dec 6, 2012
You stupid rednecks. Reagan is the anti-Marx. Get with it and stop being dumb POSs.
San Mateo

Arden, NC

#28 Dec 6, 2012
the proofs that Jesus was ITALIAN:

He was working in the enterprise of its father.
He lived in the house until 33.
He was convinced that its mother was a virgin.
His mother was convinced that he was God.
Fester

Arden, NC

#30 Dec 6, 2012
Festus wrote:
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Hey yankee aszhole. If you don't like us or like the South get your queer butt back up to Nu Yawk!
Colin goes to the horse races in Dublin. In the evening, he walks into a pub and orders a large brandy for himself and drinks for everyone in the bar.

"And have one yourself," he tells the bartender, generously.
Half an hour later, the order is repeated, and this goes on all evening until at closing time, the bartender taps Colin on the shoulder.

"I hope you don't mind my mentioning it," he says, "but your bill comes to two hundred pounds."
"Does it?" asks Colin. "Well I am sorry to hear that, because I've not got a penny."

The bartender leaps over the bar and starts to beat Colin and eventually kicks him out of the door, into the street. The next evening, the pub is just opening when Colin walks in.

"A large brandy for me," he announces, "and drinks for everyone in the bar. But I am not giving you one," he says to the barman. "After a couple of drinks, you get very nasty!"

Yep, this one's for you, after a couple of drinks you get real nasty.
Tom Shenanigan

Hendersonville, NC

#31 Dec 7, 2012
Festus wrote:
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Hey yankee aszhole. If you don't like us or like the South get your queer butt back up to Nu Yawk!
A friend writes:

Tom,I have an idea. Flood Topix with truth and positive posts. Drown out the trolls with the truth. And I DO sincerely like Osho's quotes. I occasionally put them on my FB page and website. Peace. Be Still.

Wow, what a great idea. When we gonna start?

"The ultimate enlightenment means the ultimate dissolution of the ego, the ultimate disappearance of the individual."
Gorillas In The Mist

Asheville, NC

#32 Dec 8, 2012
There is no bigger false profit than B.Hussein Obama.
Southern Baptist

Fletcher, NC

#33 Dec 8, 2012
That old dried-up prune, Mother Teresa, invites that old rotten fruitcake, Pope the Polack, to come and visit her Bleeding Hearts Home for the Dead and Dying in Calcutta. The Polack is thrilled to receive the invitation, so he gets Cardinal Catzass to pack their bags, and they fly off to India. Their first day is spent touring Mother Teresa's Bleeding Hearts Home, blessing all the half-dead Christian converts. The next morning, the two Catholic cowboys from Rome go out into the streets of Calcutta, to wave at the crowds of starving Hindus. But all day long, Pope the Polack has been acting very strangely. Cardinal Catzass is worried about the old Polack and asks him, "Your Holiness, what is the matter?" "Listen," says the old fruitcake, "as soon as we get back to that Bleeding Hearts Home, the first thing I want to do is rip off Mother Teresa's knickers!" "Really?" replies the shocked cardinal. "Why do you want to do that?" "Because," says the pope with a groan, "they are much too tight for me!"

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