What Happened To Mountain Xpress Forums?

What Happened To Mountain Xpress Forums?

Created by Piffy Hipster on Mar 4, 2011

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Editor finally clamped down on the kiddie section

The admin finally grew up & tired of the sandbox

People finally realized it's B-O-R-I-N-G

All of the above

Judge Hoffman

Asheville, NC

#839 Jan 22, 2013
Cowardly Thomas wrote:
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Yuk yuk yuk yuk. I'll meet you in hell you fat wealrus pussded moron!
My nephew Thomas is a coward. If I were him, I would hate for it to be so transparently on display here. Here someone has invited him to coffee at a specific time and place and all he can do is the usual keyboard troll b.s. Sad indeed. He brings shame to the family name.
Dr Anderson

Hendersonville, NC

#840 Jan 23, 2013
Judge Hoffman wrote:
<quoted text>
My nephew Thomas is a coward. If I were him, I would hate for it to be so transparently on display here. Here someone has invited him to coffee at a specific time and place and all he can do is the usual keyboard troll b.s. Sad indeed. He brings shame to the family name.
You czan meet me at my office and bring a $100 for the firsts session
Krazy Kullen

Hendersonville, NC

#842 Jan 23, 2013
Judge Hoffman wrote:
<quoted text>
My nephew Thomas is a coward. If I were him, I would hate for it to be so transparently on display here. Here someone has invited him to coffee at a specific time and place and all he can do is the usual keyboard troll b.s. Sad indeed. He brings shame to the family name.
Tell me something Cullen, what exactly would your purpose be in meeting me for coffee, because I see none. Truth is, old chap, everybody I talk to about you thinks you are crazy, I mean literally off your rocker and possibly dangerous. Aside from that I see nothing to be gained. You are clearly NOT interested nor willing to discuss anything real. But then why would you be, you live in an unreal world, a world created by a demented mind totally out of touch with reality. Another point I would make, there seems to be a threat contained in the whole notion that I am a coward. It implies there is something I should fear about meeting you. What say you old fool, are you dangerous or just a windbag?
Klown Kullen

Hendersonville, NC

#844 Jan 24, 2013
COLON ANDERSON wrote:
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More proof positive that my nephew Thomas is a craven coward.
Seriously? You really are threatening Thomas, isn't that so?
Klown Kullen

Hendersonville, NC

#846 Jan 24, 2013
Judge Hoffman wrote:
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More proof positive that my nephew Thomas is a craven coward.
You are a Klown, Kullen. Why would Thomas want to waste a single second in your presence? For what? You have nothing to offer, no intelligent conversation, no nothing. You are nothing and not in the spiritual sense. You are simply a waste of perfectly good blood, bones and tissue. You should just die and make room for a real person.
Sincerely

Arden, NC

#847 Jan 24, 2013
Got a question for ya Cullen. First let me say I have discussed you with a handful of folks from The Sangha including Trey and none of them really knows you, really is your friend. Do you have any REAL friends? I'm thinking the reason you keep coming here and trying to draw Thomas back into your game is simple, you have no identity without the fight. It strengthens your ego, makes you feel like somebody important.."Look at me how clever I am, how imaginative how inventive"

WRONG, you are none of these things, you are a boring repetitive old man, senile maybe for who but such a person goes on playing the same stupid games over and over and over again? NO, I think you are really a lonely old guy with not a single real friend in this world except your dear wife and those two fat bulldogs so you want Thomas to recognize you.

Sorry, Thomas sees no benefit in having any relationship with you at all so forget about it, no coffee, no lunch, no nothing is to come of all your childish efforts. He has pity for you, that is all, nothing more and nobody wants pity but that's all you are going to get behaving like you behave.

Sincerely
Poor Poor Susan Sad Life

Asheville, NC

#849 Jan 24, 2013
Cullen the Pedophile Troll wrote:
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Give a place and time or continue to be the coward everyone sees you to be here. And have that old geezer Thomas with you.
You must have a death wish, or at least want to get yourself in a physical altercation that might be unfortunate. You address someone with libelous fighting words and then whine because he doesn't agree to meet up with you? Why would he want to associate himself with a boor?

You're some kind of a mental case, and Susanthika ought to have you put away because you're dangerous to yourself and others.

GET BACK ON YOUR MEDS!

If you want to meet up with him, you can find him. He is not difficult to find. But he is not interested in having coffee with or talking to an oafish little critter with a nasal Minnesota accent and a brain the size of a walnut. Go play with your teaba g g er friends. With them you can drone on at your boring repetitions and make idiotic redneck talk. Hell, draw yourselves up a proposed Bill of Impeachment. Go for it, Wally! May I suggest that greasy spoon restaurant at 5 Points? You can smear your face with cheese grits, egg yolk, and bacon. You might even get to see your cousin Willard there!

Now go away. Raus! Begone, little goblin! Life is too short to waste time with you.
Slambam

Fletcher, NC

#854 Jan 24, 2013
Tantric Sex wrote:
How I wish I had kept a file on this guy Cullen Anderson. I read a little essay he wrote on a forum under Adultfriendfinder about how he was into Tantric sex. Blah, blah, blah, poor old fool has not a clue what Tantric sex is all about. It is certainly NOT about gratification, about masturbating in a woman, it's about meditation, a topic he gives lips service to but knows nothing about.
GangaJi Video Satsang
February 6, 2013 at 6pm to December 9, 2013 at 7pm – Carolina Mountain Home (Cullen's)
Join us for GangaJI video satsang. Carolina Mountain Home (Cullen's house). Every 1st Wednesday of the month. Only a 12 minutes drive from the center of Asheville (Pack Square) out I-240 and 74-A Eas…
Organized by Cullen Anderson | Type: satsang.video
TYhis is my husband you're talking about here and I have to inform you respectfully, this guy is no tantrica, he's a slam bam thankyou ma'am kind of guy.
Sally Fourth

Hendersonville, NC

#855 Jan 24, 2013
You have my sympthies. May I suggest to you Trojan is now selling a perfect remedy for such a man. You should buy one today along with an extra set of batteries.

http://www.trojanvibrations.com/category/vibr...
Jayson Bugged

Asheville, NC

#858 Jan 25, 2013
Stevie Shantytown wrote:
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You have Thomas cornholed perfectly here Observer. And we did laugh at him behind his back all the time. And even though it helped us when he snitched on others, we thought Thomas was a rat just like everyone else. We were brought up thinking that snitches were low life. And still think so.
Righto Stevoroo my good assholebuddy. I especially had fun with that clueless old fart Thomas. And I just plain laughed at him all the time. Behind his back and in front of him too. I am in your face. I hate old farts. The young rule! And besides,, I just like tofuckwith people.
Caerleon

Leicester, NC

#864 Feb 16, 2013
most things in Ashevill either becomeing boring and pednatic because the populace has all the courage of a frighten rabbit.. they don't care unless it agree with them.. Not much room for civil debate when fokks don't know how to be civil MX went downhill when Bothwell left now Bothwell has lost his balls byt becoming a politician..wonder who he had to blow to get that job
bang

Edmonton, Canada

#866 Feb 19, 2013
Wasted Time wrote:
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That would be wasted time. You seriously DO NOT want to hurt that fat little man, not even a single whisker on his scruffy walrus tash. He's not worth it and he thinks of himself as a warrior of sorts, having survived, according to him a tour in Vietnam (Namvet is an old handle he used a few times way back. He once made that clear to me that if I got in his face he would hurt me.
Same with rokel
JESUS LOVES YOU

Williamston, SC

#876 Oct 17, 2013
Jesus loves each and every one of us unconditionally. AMEN! Jesus loves you and so do I! Sinners, take a knee, bow your head, and ask Jesus to come into your life. You will then have Life Abundantly! You will LIVE not merely exist as a pawn of Satan blown hither and dither with the raging winds of change. Jesis is my staff! Let Him be your staff as well. A M E N !!! H E A L !!!
JESUS LOVES YOU

Williamston, SC

#877 Oct 17, 2013
Judge Hoffman wrote:
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My nephew Thomas is a coward. If I were him, I would hate for it to be so transparently on display here. Here someone has invited him to coffee at a specific time and place and all he can do is the usual keyboard troll b.s. Sad indeed. He brings shame to the family name.
Nephew, heed your Uncle's advice. AMEN! Meet your fellow blog chatters for coffee. Get to be friends. Love one another as I have loved you. A M E N !!! Jesus Christ will remove your cowardice nephew Thomas and make you a real man. AMEN! Jesus loves you and so do I! And I'll take 2 lumps of turbinato natural sugar in my French Roast. I hear tell Panera Bread is an excellent place to have a coffee clatch. AMEN!
JESUS LOVES YOU

Williamston, SC

#879 Oct 17, 2013
Jesus loves you this I know. For the Bible tells me so! AMEN!
JESUS LOVES YOU

Williamston, SC

#881 Oct 17, 2013
FREE BORN WOMAN wrote:
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If the bible says it it must be a lie!
Miss, if you think the Bible is a lie, you are not free born, but one of Satan'swhores. I beseech you to take a knee, bow your head, and ask Jesus Christ to come into your life and be the Lord of your life. AMEN!
JESUS LOVES YOU

Williamston, SC

#883 Oct 17, 2013
Miss Hendersonville. JESUS LOVES YOU AND SO DO I!!!
JESUS LOVES YOU

Williamston, SC

#885 Oct 17, 2013
From what I have seen, Mrs Hoffman, it was liberal intolerants like yourself who ruined it. Couple this with the inside the mod had with the man. i mean, the man was pile driving to boy. Dah. Hopefully they will both come to Jesus Christ and stop their sexual sin, and all their other sins. AMEN!
JESUS LOVES YOU

Williamston, SC

#887 Oct 18, 2013
Jesus Christ loves everyone! Even the youthful (and one very old person Thomas) who were regulars at this now defunct blog. The publisher of MX finaslly realized that the "kiddy section" as he referred to it, was out of control and hurting his liberal proipaganda sheet "Mountain Xpress". So he killed the MX Forums. Thank God! Even Satan's helpersw occcasionally do the right thing...for the wrong rwasons.:)
God bless everyone! Jesus loves you and so do I!
A M E N !!!
JESUS LOVES YOU

Williamston, SC

#889 Oct 18, 2013
Jesus loves you this I know, for the Bible tells me so! AMEN!

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