I Got You Some Grate New Law to Ban T...

I Got You Some Grate New Law to Ban Tiddies

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Rep Tim Moffitt -R-

Asheville, NC

#1 Jan 31, 2013
Howdy, Ashvilliots, I got you some deelitefull new law for the statue books to keep you from commiting the sins of lust and prewreeince by stareing at deadly and morraly repugnent female tiddies. Me and the mayor, Terrie Bellumny the TOWN DINO, got together on this and you know she is very jealous of any wimmen bearing there brests and showing there purty tiddies in -her- downtown Asheville so we got the law all drawed up now and it will make fellinys punishble at Sintrall Prison in Raleigh out of any wimmen showing there tiddies anywheres in North Carrolina. In addition to plain tiddies wimmen expozing bullet tiddies, melons, puffies, twinks, milkers, or perkies or little brown puppies' noses that wiggle will be cited for aggervated punnishmint and added time in the pen.

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