futher ordors of the cort
Posted in the Asheville Forum
#1 Jun 22, 2012
Judge Edie Clutz and me we don't foller along after the principals of caselaw as set down bye a far off eleet of dim white men hunderds of miles off to the east in the flat swomplands. White men do caselaw and that is not in our genoral purspective of the judges that we are. We dont like to call it activissum so we are termed as inovaters. We will definately test the stands of time with our micro manidgement of the 'hoods with our oralgenal civilaty codes (tm) enfarced by our traned animals in there lairs at 100 Pack Place and Heywoody Rode.
First and fourmost we have simplefide no-contack ordors by puting that percedure in with dumestic vilence ordors because we was hazy as to the fararms part. So it needed simplfuckation. Therfor, no man comvicted under Geranal Statue 50CB as we now call it may have posess or own a fararm under and persueant to our ordors for 99 persent of the men who apperrs befour us. And then socology speaking and futhermore it's all the same and a man thretting a woman is the same whether he is a cousing or other clost rellative maried to her or mearly just a persnickty naber making thretting eye contack or piking his nose with intent to aggervate the emochinly fradgle femist gender. For her pertecktion he may not even look at her under no shape form nor fashion, nor blow a bronx cheer at her nor make a face or fart in her direction or do such things to tormint her as razing an eyebrow or blink at her or pont a fanger at her and is to keep away at least 100 foot bingin halft the lengtht of a futbawl fild for comparson made to get thru clurr to the dintz and inferor male ginder.
a.no crosstexamanation by pessky defendents.
b.They will be silant and repeckfull or be bounded with shakels and gaged.
c.Burdin of prooft shifted to the defendent to prooft beyond a reasable doute that he is not gilty & in cumtemped sitachuns
d. free leegle aid, cookies, koolaid for the femist victum from start to finish including a powder room, frequent hot vaper brakes, valleyums, cleannex, handhowlding by our hunkier traned anamalls, ex cetter
e. all compuders of males will be confuxkated.
f. Shoot on site orders against dangers defendents and coruption of there bludd
d. exlaxation of the rools of evadunce to except heresy, repatation, and gossup
g. all inferor ginders will be sworen in under oweth using the Holey Bibble king james verson befower pudgering thereselfs no excepchuns
g. cash reewards for lidle gurlz and boys who snitch on there dady for vilations or stand in the yard and dile 911 while mamma is in the house gayging like she is benging choked
h. all mimbers of the leser ginder requarred to attind church, preferbly on Saterdy
g.Awl min fond in cumtemped will spind first 10 days in the hole
i. Retained for futher ordors of this hunerble cort which will be prefered to as "Yor Madjesty' Yore Royale Hineyass, Yore Grayss, Yore Godlyniss, Yore Wurshipp, Yore Queanlaniss, and the like
h. Awl defendent mimbers of the inferor ginder will be muggedshot and there pichurs hung on the walls of the mane floor of the corthouse
YOU WILL GOVIRN YOOERSELFS ACORDINGLY.
/sined seeled and deeliveried/ Judge Julie Mathandsin
HERIN FALE NAWGHT!
#2 Jun 22, 2012
You are so rite about that, Juge Julie !!!
Well you have to be creeative I done some nice inovayting by odoring a man comptempted who botherred us when I was Bob Chrispy's cheef lawer. That was back when we was all thick as theeves with Boby Medford and Bob Chrispy was impluckated in the golf skandles but sliped the noose exsept he just got caned from the clark's orifice and reeplaced.
The pardy of the peeple (wee call them the sheeple) give me a job wiff the clark because I was starving in my smelly orifice out their on Old Church of God Rode in Candler.
To seddle a score I comptempted this old currmudgin for what he sed and done to us with writen liebbles cawling us such stuff as crucks and Medfordikes and illeagly posted his vugular pamplits on the corthouse bullintin bords and stuck thim into the lawers pidgenholes in the clark's orifice 5 yeer or so ago upseting me and Elaine Samms and everbody else in our pulliticle dermane plus 89,5 persent of the lawers in town. And Bob Chrispy he was so upset he stoped eeting dogh nuts & lost from 405 down to 400 lbs.
So in Octoeburr of last yeer 2011 the whoomyn, Martha Grist, a spechal educaiton screwlteecher from Okiehawma, cum in agin bawling and blawing snott and swore under oweth that he had agin terrized her and inflickted serveer emochional distress on her by tatling about her state-owned UHAUL she used on the weekends and stold gasoleen from the taxpayers like Johny Ledford & Allen Page done along with everboddy else in our pardy of the peeple with a moder veehickle pool car or truck. She rote in her affidavy swore to under oweth as followers: "The defendent was in his front yard yelling rude and nasty comments [at Mizzizz Grist] so that i could hear them in my home. He
comes out & verbally abuses when I walk out of my house for any reason. He has published my name and erroneous information and posed as me."
Now what about that skurvy old bawled-hedded crost dresser posing just like he was that sweet litle geriatrick cooger !!!
And you shudd see the sedichuss tee shirt he wear around town i wont to snatch him up and put him in the pilleries and have him whipt.
Now hyur is the creeative part: He had to have done all them nasty thangs to Miziz Grist durning a 2 hour perod becawze she filed this sworren affidavy for cumptempt at about 2 oclock, wich was just 2 hours after the old currmudging had bin served by our harry old ape Richard Baird, Van Dunkin's rite hand man and chaplin, with the orgynal sumons and cumplaynt. Now that thur was some fantsie footwurk.
I figger a pet it joory wudd have a hard time sorting awl that stuff out finding all them facks but it warnt hard at awl for our cover girl mysanderisk juge Julie MethAndSin Keple. Shee is the best at febercating facks of enny juge we have & stands hi & mity in the Genasis Uh Lieance. Shee can find facks even whur there aint none and then mayk up a dog and pawnee tail raht thur in our spechal shady cortrume sett aside as one of spechal starr chambers for the admenstruation of judichal flawgings.
Girls I wana tell you all this hyur uncountabull pare is grate and makes a ugly liddle turdle like me so sexxy that that hi doller embeezler from the Van Winkle Buck Wall Starnes Hyde Sneed McDevitt Manheimer and More LAW FIRM now in prisson fell for me and perpozed so we got marred. I got the last laff ha ha ha. ROTFLMAO !!!
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