Blinky Kepple Admitted to Show Trial Judge Hall of Fame
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#1 Feb 1, 2013
Come and watch in the ground floor courtroom, as Judge Blinky Kepple is enthroned today at 3:00 in the Show Trial Judge Hall of Fame. While a majority of our Show Trial Judges were trained and apprenticed in the Third Reich style of Show Trials, Blinky chose and trained to be a Stalinist Show Trial Judge, which carries with it quite a show of cossack buffoonery, tall tales, lilting, subornations, tearful convulsions of prosecuting witnesses dripping snot on the tables in the gristian tradition, slapstick, furious blinking, and malevolent burlesque in the courtroom.
A good time is always had by all except for the show trial's target.
Blinky, having performed in a large number of show trials to punish members of opposing factions and issue declarations of outlawry and corruption of blood, is featured posing seductively in a fringed mini-robe this week in the National Show Trial Journal, "Underneath Their Robes."
Our Bunkum Caounty sheeple love there show trials. Better than bred and circusses!-- DA Moe Ron Moore-on
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