Idiocy of the Day -- NYC Keystone Kops

Idiocy of the Day -- NYC Keystone Kops

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BuncyMessiahCole iSancti

Asheville, NC

#1 Dec 9, 2013
Maybe they hired these wacko cops out of APD. Anyway a mentally deranged man, unarmed and on Times Square, runs in and out of traffic, so two cops shoot at him and hit two women bystanders with their bullets. Finally the berserk man is brought down with a taser. So they take him in and book him.

Meanwhile the two cops have been put on administrative leave. And this is hard to believe, but the local DA has charged the mentally deranged man with the injuries to the two women. That's right. The DA flimflammed the grand jury into charging the crazy man with shooting the two women. After all, said a local assistant DA, it was within the crazy man's contemplation that he created a dangerous situation which caused the police to shoot and anyone they shot it was 100% the intervening fault and criminal intent of the crazy man.

Man, I'm gonna shut up because this is all too crazy for me to get a handle on.

Poor Thing

Asheville, NC

#3 Dec 9, 2013
Poor Willard. Poor little runt. That laser mil-dot burnt a hole in his skull. Not much in there, though, but something rotten for maggots to eat.


"I guess that's why she's so quiet when I/we fly."--Willard putting the old lie lines on his buddies-- Butchie Buttshaw, Dave Maynard, and Goofy McKay LOLOLOLOLOL!
Willards Reward

Asheville, NC

#6 Dec 9, 2013
HELL for never telling anything but lies.

That's Willard's Reward.

Now go play with your ornithopter, li'l Willy. Work the pedals and make the wings flap, widdle fewwa.
Willards Reward

Asheville, NC

#8 Dec 9, 2013
Willard playing with his ornithopter:

"Vroom vroom vroom! Udn udn udn udn udn udn udn udn!

Now let's pull out another Willardism because these Willardisms will dog Willard until the day he dies. Oh, here's a great one!--->> LOLOLOLOL!

Crackerjack box
Li'l Willy's Imagination
Antwan His "Husband" on their anniversary
Sig's Balsa Works
Pipe Dream
"sorted" tale
Hong Kong import

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa aa!

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