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TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#1 Feb 20, 2013
Do you need a word from the Lord? God talks to me. Do you need Godly advice? Do you need a word of Wisdom? If you need advice or A word from God or have a question, tell me what it is...I may help you.

Watch these 1 through 13.

It will greatly bless you. These will all uplift your spirit.

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2 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

3 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

4 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

5 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

6 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

7 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

8 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

9 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

10 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

11 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

12 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

13 http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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DISCLAIMER: Anything said by me in any of my posts is not required by me for you to agree with or believe. If you say something to me that needs to be corrected...I hope correction is not offensive to you. Therefore I am not responsible when you get angry because I have told you the truth. Which most of the time is not what you really want to hear.

Yours truly,
TheWiseMan
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#3 Feb 20, 2013
Cullen the Pedophile wrote:
How about uploading us an MP3 of the conversation. I never heard the old geezer's voice before.
You are demon possessed.
Blind Eye

Bradyville, TN

#4 Feb 20, 2013
same ole same ole.... demon possessed.

That's the answer to all your troubles, eh?

Demon Possessed.
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#5 Feb 20, 2013
Blind Eye wrote:
same ole same ole.... demon possessed.
That's the answer to all your troubles, eh?
Demon Possessed.
Why yes I do prefer the truth at all times.
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#7 Feb 21, 2013
TheWiseMan wrote:
I have digital recordings of God telling about all the group sex and orgies in heaven. Very erotic!$100 per disc, or get the complete set of 5 discs for $400!
You are demon possessed.
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#9 Feb 21, 2013
Cullen Anderson wrote:
I talked with God and He says that He has a new promotion to compete with Islam. He says that believers no longer have to pay a tithe of 10%. This shakedown has been cut in half to 5% during these times of economic decline. And besides that God said no one ever paid the tithe anyway.
The other change and the one I sprung for with such gratitude is that God says that heaven is no longer the dull place where people constantly play harps and sing boring praises. It will now be a place of open sensuality with orgies and fertility rites, strip shows, lap dances, gambling tables, public baths in the Roman style, free crystal goblets of alcoholic wine that never go empty, and - HERE'S THE CLINCHER FOR ME - instead of the 72 virgins and 28 willing little boys in Islamic Paradise, in Heaven God promises 100 beautiful virgins of all races and ethnicities and 100 willing little boys.
And guess what? In heaven there are no STD's like those awful bouts with VD which I suffered in ever port overseas.
Get in touch. I will sell you a CD of this wonderful conversation with God. Very reasonable price.
Amen!
You are demon possessed.

“See how you are?”

Since: Jul 12

Earth

#11 Feb 21, 2013
TheWiseMan wrote:
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Why yes I do prefer the truth at all times.
Shouldn't religies spell "truth" with a K like Sav-A-Lot spells "minced and formed fish meat flavored with crab?" Just wondering... I'm a stickler for truth in advertising. Some might call it a "demon possessed thing."

“See how you are?”

Since: Jul 12

Earth

#12 Feb 21, 2013
That's "truth in advertising with a T," of course.
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#14 Feb 22, 2013
Born Again of God

John, Chapter 3
3: Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
5: Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
6: That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
7: Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
8: The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.

You must become a disciple of the Lord Jesus the Christ to become born again.

You must become baptized of the Holy Ghost and fire.
Not So

Hendersonville, NC

#16 Feb 22, 2013
TheWiseMan wrote:
Born Again of God
John, Chapter 3
3: Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
5: Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
6: That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
7: Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
8: The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.
You must become a disciple of the Lord Jesus the Christ to become born again.
You must become baptized of the Holy Ghost and fire.
If you hear voices in your head it is not god. It is simply your imagination.
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#17 Feb 22, 2013
Not So wrote:
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If you hear voices in your head it is not god. It is simply your imagination.
So who is it when you hear voices in your ears?

Isn't your ears on your head?

You idiot.
Not So

Hendersonville, NC

#18 Feb 22, 2013
TheWiseMan wrote:
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So who is it when you hear voices in your ears?
Isn't your ears on your head?
You idiot.
One thing is certain, any man who claims to be wise is otherwise. LOL

I do hear voices in my "ears" when some one REAL is talking to me. There is no god to talk to you so if you are hearing god talk to you again, it is your imagination, plain and simple.
JESUS Is LORD

Asheville, NC

#20 Feb 22, 2013
I talk to Jesus and God all the time. Amen! Everyone should. If you are sick of living in sin, ask the Lord Jesus to come into your heart now and takeover your life. PRAISE GOD AMEN!
Not So

Hendersonville, NC

#21 Feb 22, 2013
JESUS Is LORD wrote:
I talk to Jesus and God all the time. Amen! Everyone should. If you are sick of living in sin, ask the Lord Jesus to come into your heart now and takeover your life. PRAISE GOD AMEN!
Yeah, I talked to Santa Clause too until I discovered he was really daddy. Hey Cullen, you'd make a good Santa.yuk yuk
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#24 Feb 22, 2013
Not So wrote:
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One thing is certain, any man who claims to be wise is otherwise. LOL
I do hear voices in my "ears" when some one REAL is talking to me. There is no god to talk to you so if you are hearing god talk to you again, it is your imagination, plain and simple.
You are demon possessed.
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#25 Feb 22, 2013
Not So wrote:
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Yeah, I talked to Santa Clause too until I discovered he was really daddy. Hey Cullen, you'd make a good Santa.yuk yuk
You are demon possessed.
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#26 Feb 22, 2013
Cullen Anderson wrote:
God spoke to me and then He licked me in a wet spot.
Amen!
You are demon possessed.

“See how you are?”

Since: Jul 12

Earth

#27 Feb 22, 2013
TheWiseMan wrote:
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You are demon possessed.
Hey, "WiseMan" - you realize that you are a prime example of why the liberals want a firearm registry, right?
Not So

Hendersonville, NC

#28 Feb 22, 2013
TheWiseMan wrote:
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You are demon possessed.
I am free. You are possessed by a very vivid imagination.
TheManWise

Asheville, NC

#29 Feb 22, 2013
TheWiseMan wrote:
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You are demon possessed.
I'm curious. Exactly what would one need to say to you in order not to be told they were demon possessed? Please advise.

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