Local moonshine legend "Popcorn" Sutt...

Local moonshine legend "Popcorn" Sutton arrested in Tenn. | NEW...

There are 242 comments on the Asheville Citizen-Times story from Mar 17, 2008, titled Local moonshine legend "Popcorn" Sutton arrested in Tenn. | NEW.... In it, Asheville Citizen-Times reports that:

This isn't the first time Maggie Valley moonshine legend Marvin "Popcorn" Sutton has landed in jail, but it could be one of his longer stays.

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Dim Thomas Huffmanmeister

Asheville, NC

#208 Dec 6, 2012
I resemble that remark. My wife is always on me to keep off here but I just can't help myself. Isthere a rehab for hopelessly addicted trolls?
DONOTGOTHERE

Arden, NC

#209 Dec 6, 2012
Dim Thomas Huffmanmeister wrote:
I resemble that remark. My wife is always on me to keep off here but I just can't help myself. Isthere a rehab for hopelessly addicted trolls?
Best carefully examine your impulse control, pal. I have avoided where you're heading, I'd advise you do likewise. I may not be so willing to stop next time.
Obama Is God

Asheville, NC

#210 Dec 6, 2012
Popcorn Sutton was a failure in my book because he did not suceed in turning redneck brains to alcoholic mush. The locals sipped a little 'shine and didn't over-do it. It was those yankee tourists that over consumed and it turned their brains wet and feebkle. And that's why the yankee transplants in this area are so stupid politically.
Ronnie Raygun

Arden, NC

#211 Dec 6, 2012
Obama Is God wrote:
Popcorn Sutton was a failure in my book because he did not suceed in turning redneck brains to alcoholic mush. The locals sipped a little 'shine and didn't over-do it. It was those yankee tourists that over consumed and it turned their brains wet and feebkle. And that's why the yankee transplants in this area are so stupid politically.
Aha, that explains your problem, been hittin that old moonshine, huh?
Thomas Marxgun

Asheville, NC

#212 Dec 6, 2012
I've been snorting moonshine ever since I snuck in here from New York several years ago. And Popcorn must've been a Maexist because he sure knew how to cook corm mash right...er left.
Thomas Higgins

United States

#213 Dec 6, 2012
Knock it off ya bunch of retarded idiots!
Karl Marx

Arden, NC

#214 Dec 6, 2012
Thomas Marxgun wrote:
I've been snorting moonshine ever since I snuck in here from New York several years ago. And Popcorn must've been a Maexist because he sure knew how to cook corm mash right...er left.
You're either really angry or really drunk there Chuckles "Maexist"? "corm" ????

A joke for an Irish drunk like yourself;

Colin wakes up in hospital, covered in bandages, and notices Seamus sitting at his bedside. "What happened to me?" asks Paddy.
"Well," replies Seamus, "you had a few too many drinks last night, and then you made a bet that you could jump out of the window and fly around the pub."
"Why didn't you stop me?" Colin screams.
"Stop you?" replies Seamus. "Hell, I bet twenty-five dollars on you."
Fester

Arden, NC

#216 Dec 6, 2012
Festus wrote:
Hey yankee aszhole. If you don't like us or like the South get your queer butt back up to Nu Yawk!
An unshaven, dirty, bedraggled panhandler, with bloodshot eyes and teeth half gone, asks Colin for a dime.

"Do you drink, smoke, or gamble?" asks Colin.
"Mister," says the bum, "I don't touch a drop, or smoke the filthy weed, or bother with evil gambling."

"Okay," says Colin, "if you will come home with me I will give you a dollar."
As they enter the house, Lizzy takes Colin aside and hisses, "How dare you bring that terrible looking specimen into our home!?"

"Darling," says Colin, "I just wanted you to see what a man looks like who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and doesn't gamble."
Guzzlin Tom

Asheville, NC

#217 Dec 6, 2012
hic hic hic I can too drink corn squeezins witout fallin over ever time. Just lay my hyankee butt down before the guzzlin then I jus pass out left there yous friggin douche bag.
Cullen Christ

Arden, NC

#218 Dec 6, 2012
Amongst the early Christians, it was rumored that the Lord and Savior, Cullen Christ, was blessed with enormous sexual machinery, which used to terrorize all his followers, men and women alike. As the story goes: On that fateful day on Calvary Hill, Cullen had been hanging on his cross for a couple of hours, staring up at the sky, waiting for Godot.

He looks down and sees his favorite girl, Susan Magdalena, weeping in the crowd, and feels a stirring of the spirit in his loincloth.
"Susan! Susan!" Cullen calls out. "Come closer!"

Hesitantly, Susan walks out of the crowd towards the cross. She comes closer, but stops in her tracks when she sees the huge growing lump in Christ's knickers.
"Susan! Susan!" moans Cullen. "Closer, come closer!"

Susan shuffles forward nervously eyeing the ever-growing mountain in his underpants -- then she stops, again.
"Susan! Susan!" gasps Cullen. "I have something from the Holy Ghost to impart to you -- come closer!"

"Ah! Christ, No!" cries Susan, her eyes popping out. "Don't give me anymore of that Holy Ghost chit! I can see your resurrection from here!"
Tom Shenanigan

Hendersonville, NC

#219 Dec 7, 2012
Guzzlin Tom wrote:
hic hic hic I can too drink corn squeezins witout fallin over ever time. Just lay my hyankee butt down before the guzzlin then I jus pass out left there yous friggin douche bag.
Cullen writes:

Tom,I have an idea. Flood Topix with truth and positive posts. Drown out the trolls with the truth. And I DO sincerely like Osho's quotes. I occasionally put them on my FB page and website. Peace. Be Still.

Wow, what a great idea. When we gonna start?

"The ultimate enlightenment means the ultimate dissolution of the ego, the ultimate disappearance of the individual."
Oh Save Us

Asheville, NC

#220 Dec 7, 2012
Tom Shenanigan wrote:
<quoted text>
Cullen writes:
Tom,I have an idea. Flood Topix with truth and positive posts. Drown out the trolls with the truth. And I DO sincerely like Osho's quotes. I occasionally put them on my FB page and website. Peace. Be Still.
Wow, what a great idea. When we gonna start?
"The ultimate enlightenment means the ultimate dissolution of the ego, the ultimate disappearance of the individual."
If forum visitors want to read Osho, they can run to google and find all his pizzazzy chants. Why would anyone want to paste all that gobbledygook here? If you have something to say, why can't you say it in your own words? I post plenty of pasted material, but only for illustrative purposes.

Of course, no one says you can't do it. Everybody does, so have at it.
Not4U

Hendersonville, NC

#221 Dec 7, 2012
Oh Save Us wrote:
<quoted text>
If forum visitors want to read Osho, they can run to google and find all his pizzazzy chants. Why would anyone want to paste all that gobbledygook here? If you have something to say, why can't you say it in your own words? I post plenty of pasted material, but only for illustrative purposes.
Of course, no one says you can't do it. Everybody does, so have at it.
It is not for your benefit so just walk on by, brother. Sorry to have troubled your mind but would you say the same about any other quotes, Thomas Jefferson, for example, or, God forbid, Jesus Christ?
Tom Shenanigan

Hendersonville, NC

#222 Dec 7, 2012
Oh Save Us wrote:
<quoted text>
If forum visitors want to read Osho, they can run to google and find all his pizzazzy chants. Why would anyone want to paste all that gobbledygook here? If you have something to say, why can't you say it in your own words? I post plenty of pasted material, but only for illustrative purposes.
Of course, no one says you can't do it. Everybody does, so have at it.
I can understand your confusion but first thing, I am NOT Cullen. Second, posting the words of men like Jefferson, Franklin Buddha, Jesus, and yes Osho, carries far more weight than my words would. That is the point of quoting such people but I guess that's above your level of understanding as is expected of Topix denizens in general. So thanks I will "have at it" LOL
Thomas Writes

Asheville, NC

#224 Dec 7, 2012
I am not going to put too much positive posts on Topix because I love to troll and try to irritate people. I live the life of a shut-in and trolling all day and night is my only entertainment. Besides, you know I am from New York and we all have a bit of aszhole in us. :)
Tom Shenanigan

Arden, NC

#225 Dec 7, 2012
Cullen Writes wrote:
I am not going to put too much positive posts on Topix because I love to troll and try to irritate people. I live the life of a shut-in and trolling all day and night is my only entertainment. Besides, you know I am from Minnesota and we all have a bit of aszhole in us, me especially, I'm all a$shole :)
Chortle, yuk yuk. Keep your nose clean buddy, stay out of trouble. If you don't there is always a piper to pay. LOL
Willard

Asheville, NC

#226 Dec 7, 2012
Geriatric Thomas Hoffman wrote:
<quoted text>
Chortle, yuk yuk. Keep your nose clean buddy, stay out of trouble. If you don't there is always a piper to pay. LOL
Thomas and Cullen, I don't know which of you two is slimier, more detestable. You're both evil hypocrites.
Hahahahaha

Hendersonville, NC

#227 Dec 7, 2012
IN LENINGRAD, in Soviet Russia, the Jehovah's Witnesses have been allowed to build their own special church called The Kingdom Hall.

At the first service, there is a lot of hooting, shouting, fainting,
preaching and sermonizing before the service finally comes to an end.

Perspiring, old Grandma Botovitch, shuffles up to the front of The Kingdom Hall. She prostrates herself under a huge statue of Jesus nailed to the cross, and then lifts her head and plants a big wet kiss on Christ's feet.

Officer Molotov, of the KGB, has been watching Grandma Botovitch closely from behind a curtain. He marches over to the old woman and says,

"Would you kiss the feet of our great leader, Mikhail Gorbachev, like that?"

"Sure," replies Grandma. "If you nailed him up like this!"
Hehehehehehe

Asheville, NC

#228 Dec 8, 2012
Yo us yankee trampplants we like to likker up and we like to smokes are pot to. Yous crackahs gots a prollum wit dat? Frig yous douchebags. We heah ta stay n we teecth yous rednecks how ta votes rite.
Willard

Asheville, NC

#229 Dec 8, 2012
Tom Shenanigan wrote:
<quoted text>
Chortle, yuk yuk. Keep your nose clean buddy, stay out of trouble. If you don't there is always a piper to pay. LOL
Thomas, you will be paying the piper. I'll send copies of your posts to your wife and she'll lay the law down on you again like last time. Chortle chortle chortle.

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