County seat of Caldwell County is Lenoir. Are Van Dunkin and his corrupt cowboys and cowgirls reading Caldwell County's playbook?
Uh, yeah, they trade out with each others' playbooks.
The circus of scandals there has been reverberating across the state for some time. Must rampant medfordism like we have here in Buncombe prevail before the feds step in again and convene a federal grand jury and issue indictments?
Oh, wait! I'd better copy and paste the text because anything newsworthy about public corruption in office in NC is quickly erased by the censors in Allo Palto, while they love that most lucrative peddling and mongering in the filthiest of malicious libel. So here it is, while it lasts, written by RECRUITER from Lenoir, NC:
"Now Recruiting for new Sexuties, I mean Deputies. Must have a prior felon conviction, must like putting cuffs on in and outside the bedroom, must love getting drunk with K9 and cadaver dogs, harassing detainees, prisoners in the shower and assaulting handcuffed prisoners. Prefer male friends I drink with on Swingers nights but will consider females who play our way. Must love testing evidence, losing evidence, and unsolved crimes. Must not be able to do the obvious, like look inside vehicles and tool boxes for deceased bodies of missing people. A new BMW SUV and other new vehicles are available for you to drive if you participate in swinging. Oh yeah, must have IQ above 20 and love stalking and harassing married women. Application on the website or call the County Manager who has helped coverup the Amy Morgan embezzlement. No experience needed, ask any citizen."