Satan Has Come To WalMart
Sam I am

United States

#113 Jan 31, 2013
Two Paddys were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.


After a while the first Paddy says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off fishin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"


The second Paddy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.


Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

guest

Mountain Home, AR

#114 Jan 31, 2013
Beck wrote:
<quoted text>
Before Hal opens his beak, "kiddie" is referring to the fact that the kittens I rescue from the shelter I refer to as "my kids."
that is very interesting. there is one person in the area that comes to mind that is big into rescuing cats. he goes by the name indigo sun. sound familiar? he had a business on main street hardy that failed. is this why he is so mad at the business merchants on main st hardy? beck you and indigo sun are one in the same. and you have a lot of explaining to do to all of the business merchants you have threatened and slandered in hardy. btw beck, aka, indigo sun, still living at home with mommy? one more thing, how much dope were you and your girlfriend missla_nj consuming to be up all night and part of the morning writing garbage in topix?
Post Turtle

United States

#115 Jan 31, 2013
A test for Pastor Fuzz>>>>>>

Good Luck!!

New High School Exit Exam

(Passing requires only 4 correct
answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years'
War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat
gut?

4) In which month do Russians
celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made
of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific
are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first
name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries
from?

10) What is the color of the black
box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need only 4 correct
answers to pass.

Check your answers below ....

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War
last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat
gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians
celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made
of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific
are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first
name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch?
Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries
from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black
box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)

What do you mean, you failed?
Beck

Brockwell, AR

#116 Jan 31, 2013
Sam I am wrote:
Two Paddys were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while the first Paddy says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off fishin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The second Paddy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
Never heard that one. Funny stuff.
Beck

Brockwell, AR

#117 Jan 31, 2013
guest wrote:
<quoted text>that is very interesting. there is one person in the area that comes to mind that is big into rescuing cats. he goes by the name indigo sun. sound familiar? he had a business on main street hardy that failed. is this why he is so mad at the business merchants on main st hardy? beck you and indigo sun are one in the same. and you have a lot of explaining to do to all of the business merchants you have threatened and slandered in hardy. btw beck, aka, indigo sun, still living at home with mommy? one more thing, how much dope were you and your girlfriend missla_nj consuming to be up all night and part of the morning writing garbage in topix?
Oh yeah, that's me for sure!
calamity jack

United States

#118 Jan 31, 2013
Paster Fuzz(yes notice the spelling...gotta keep the spelling police busy) your name calling is an absolute joke,especially coming from an EX LEO who was fired or had to quit that last job. Now your just mad because NO women of sharp county ( or any other county ) would phuck u with their friends clam. You resort to this bashing of the women of the county, some type of brilliant adjective to the consumers of the area all because wally world is selling beer. Now look at what this thread has become. You have opened an unending can of kung fu keyboarding upon your unemployable,elephant dung brain,calling upon some deity for forgiveness, waste of human flesh,who has nothing else to do but bring us so much laughter at your futile attempt at getting someone upset...hahahaha
Stay thirsty my friends and when you drink,be sure to buy it at walmart.
Todays laughable moment brought to you by
Craptor Fudge formally Pastor Fuzz ........I striketh thou name as Craptor Fudgepacker...if the shoe fitteth so shall it be.
guest

Mountain Home, AR

#119 Jan 31, 2013
Beck wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh yeah, that's me for sure!
that's right beck aka indigo sun, it is you. and you should be ashamed of yourself for treating the upstanding people in the community the way you have. hal, marc, the gilmans, wendall lane, assistant super shack, should take you out behind the wood shed and beat your a$$. and hal's beautiful wife tracy should back hand you into next week for the filth you have spoken about her. you are a coward and deserve what is coming your way.
Pastor Fuzz

Mountain Home, AR

#120 Feb 1, 2013
calamity jack wrote:
Paster Fuzz(yes notice the spelling...gotta keep the spelling police busy) your name calling is an absolute joke,especially coming from an EX LEO who was fired or had to quit that last job. Now your just mad because NO women of sharp county ( or any other county ) would phuck u with their friends clam. You resort to this bashing of the women of the county, some type of brilliant adjective to the consumers of the area all because wally world is selling beer. Now look at what this thread has become. You have opened an unending can of kung fu keyboarding upon your unemployable,elephant dung brain,calling upon some deity for forgiveness, waste of human flesh,who has nothing else to do but bring us so much laughter at your futile attempt at getting someone upset...hahahaha
Stay thirsty my friends and when you drink,be sure to buy it at walmart.
Todays laughable moment brought to you by
Craptor Fudge formally Pastor Fuzz ........I striketh thou name as Craptor Fudgepacker...if the shoe fitteth so shall it be.
Well, hello ClamDiggerJackoff! I see your bird brain has emitted a faint and ignorant signal again in Topix, along with all the others.

You can still ask for salvation, you and all the other stupid jerks that post in here. Ask for forgiveness, ask that you will be freed from sin and the evil's of alcohol and drugs, that has ruined your mind.

Praise Jesus, praise sweet Jesus!
Post Turtle

Melbourne, AR

#121 Feb 1, 2013
Pastor Fuzz wrote:
<quoted text>Well, hello ClamDiggerJackoff! I see your bird brain has emitted a faint and ignorant signal again in Topix, along with all the others.
You can still ask for salvation, you and all the other stupid jerks that post in here. Ask for forgiveness, ask that you will be freed from sin and the evil's of alcohol and drugs, that has ruined your mind.
Praise Jesus, praise sweet Jesus!
Go piss up a rope DumbAss

I transferred my wine into the carboy today after being in the fermenting bucket for 10 days, Doesn't taste bad for very raw wine.
Pastor Fuzz

Mountain Home, AR

#122 Feb 1, 2013
Post Turtle wrote:
<quoted text>Doesn't taste bad for very raw wine.
Ahhhh, my dear Child. If only the Men in the area could say the same about you.

Why Child do you not focus on Education, instead of a craving for Devil juice?
Buggy Boy

Mountain Home, AR

#123 Feb 1, 2013
Beck wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't mean to be mean or anything, but what does that have the least bit of anything to do with this discussion? I am up for changing the topic, as Hal the Toucan has become somewhat of a bore to annoy. Your comment I did find quite humorous though. Maybe Pastor FUzz, aka Memphian, aka Hal the Toucan Mandleman will prove that Satan lives in the TV's as well; though I know he watches TV from his twisted Satanic weather forecasts!
**Wave** missLA I JUST finished my paperwork to answer your text. Did you get the email I sent you with the attorney's contact info? She's new here and has quite a reputation for ass kicking already!
\

was said before about a 200 million strong army, don't think it will be mexico sending them. I just say buy Sanyo and keep them a job. RCA dog should be replaced with photo of MAO.
Barber

Kansas City, MO

#124 Feb 1, 2013
guest wrote:
<quoted text>that is very interesting. there is one person in the area that comes to mind that is big into rescuing cats. he goes by the name indigo sun. sound familiar? he had a business on main street hardy that failed. is this why he is so mad at the business merchants on main st hardy? beck you and indigo sun are one in the same. and you have a lot of explaining to do to all of the business merchants you have threatened and slandered in hardy. btw beck, aka, indigo sun, still living at home with mommy? one more thing, how much dope were you and your girlfriend missla_nj consuming to be up all night and part of the morning writing garbage in topix?
Here is LA_NJ/Beck/Indigo Sun/Cat Butt Sniffer/Freakazoids now.

https://www.facebook.com/LAnJeff.Richards

One and the same.
missLA_NJ

Clarks Summit, PA

#125 Feb 1, 2013
Yep, thats me and my little JongeeFongfong (Jeff/Indigo). We are so busted out as worthless scumbags and unemployed white (sorta) trash and now this forum knows where the hate all comes from.
guest

Mountain Home, AR

#126 Feb 2, 2013
Beck wrote:
<quoted text>
Actually, my "stupid and ignorant" self graduated with degrees in Criminal Justice and Computer Information Systems. Those are two of the 5 degrees and industry certifications that I have earned over the years. I graduated Suma Cum Laude from ASU with a 4.0 GPA and am an honorary member of Phi Theta Kappa. I work as a cybercrime investigator for an out-of-town LE agency.
the funniest thing i've read in here by the cat butt sniffing indigo sun was this quote he posted. the little freak really has some visions of grandeur.
concerned

Branson, MO

#127 Feb 2, 2013
Pastor Fuzz wrote:
<quoted text>You are very mislead my child.
Do you not see?? More money to the Medicaid fund, means more money for the lazy bums that are already draining the system! That equals more beer money for the Welfare recipients in the area.
Also any extra revenue alcohol sales generate, will have to go towards hiring more Police Officers and fund a new Jail in Sharp Co. Crime will be at an all time high. There will be no money left for roads, schools OR the elderly!
We need to break this Evil cycle NOW!!! Praise Jesus, praise Jesus! You will never be Raptured with a belly full of Budweiser!
You skipped the scripture in the Bible that says "Do not judge others", seems you have made up your own version of Christianity. You need to take care of your own and stop your ranting. What good do you think standing in front of Walmart in the cold showing your ignorance will do? I am not a beer drinker, but I could care less if they sell beer, if folks want beer they can go to a shop that sells beer, so that is not the issue.
Post Turtle

United States

#128 Feb 2, 2013
concerned wrote:
<quoted text>
You skipped the scripture in the Bible that says "Do not judge others", seems you have made up your own version of Christianity. You need to take care of your own and stop your ranting. What good do you think standing in front of Walmart in the cold showing your ignorance will do? I am not a beer drinker, but I could care less if they sell beer, if folks want beer they can go to a shop that sells beer, so that is not the issue.
They do tend to pick and chose the scriptures they like, And hide the ones that condone the use of alcohol. How typical of them.
missLA_NJ Outed Hahahaha

Elizabeth, NJ

#129 Feb 3, 2013
Barber wrote:
<quoted text>
Here is LA_NJ/Beck/Indigo Sun/Cat Butt Sniffer/Freakazoids now.
https://www.facebook.com/LAnJeff.Richards
One and the same.
This is great, now we know who the haters are, I hope Hal, Tracy and Marc are seeing this. All those college degrees and dumber then a box of rock, wow.
missLA_NJ Outed Hahahaha

Dallas, TX

#130 Feb 3, 2013
Barber wrote:
<quoted text>
Here is LA_NJ/Beck/Indigo Sun/Cat Butt Sniffer/Freakazoids now.
https://www.facebook.com/LAnJeff.Richards
One and the same.
This is great, now we know who the haters are, I hope Hal, Tracy and Marc are seeing this. All those college degrees and dumber then a box of rock, wow.
Kelly

Cherokee Village, AR

#131 Feb 3, 2013
guest wrote:
<quoted text>the funniest thing i've read in here by the cat butt sniffing indigo sun was this quote he posted. the little freak really has some visions of grandeur.

ha I know jeff and beck both. not the same. beck is laughing his ass off at you im sure. im sure jeff is to if he still reeds this crap
Kelly

Cherokee Village, AR

#133 Feb 3, 2013
Kelly wrote:
<quoted text>
ha I know jeff and beck both. they are same. beck is crapping his ass off right now im sure. im sure jeff is to if he still reeds this crap. everything fits right down to the bogus degrees and the LA_NJ user name here and on fb. you hit the nail on the head with these two slim buckets of hate. good job outing them. Im sure there will be lots of posts claiming there not the same people but everyone that matters already knows.
e
if thats what you think why dont you take becks chalenge and meet him in person. i used to date beck his degrees hang on his office wall i spose he faked th ose to right?

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Ash Flat Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Poll Did you vote today? (Jun '10) 2 hr guest 43,331
Hardy mayor under investigation 6 hr Rainbow n proud 2
Fire department truck 16 hr Scott Rose 2
Cherokee Village Police Dept getting sued (Dec '16) Sat Todd 116
what's it like liveing in horseshoe bend thinki... (May '13) Fri Tourist 28
Mechanical cop Fri Crusher 2
Fake news (Oct '17) Fri Brittany 17

Ash Flat Jobs

Personal Finance

Ash Flat Mortgages