Satan Has Come To WalMart

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Pastor Fuzz

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The Devil has truly landed in our neighborhood. I know now, that the Devil can come to us in any shape or form.
He has taken on the shape of Beer, that's right Beer!

He has landed in the Ash Flat WalMart in the form of Beer!

Please, join me and my congregation in a peaceful protest, Saturday February 2, from 12pm to 5pm in front of the Ash Flat WalMart.

We must exorcise this Evil force out of the store! Hallelujah, hallelujah! praise Jesus! praise Jesus!
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Can we smoke Pot at the protest or do we have to wait till we get home?
Hoopie

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That's awesome,now i can buy a gun,beer,and condoms all in one convenient stop.Oh,and a frozen pizza.
Pastor Fuzz

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Hoopie wrote:
That's awesome,now i can buy a gun,beer,and condoms all in one convenient stop.Oh,and a frozen pizza.
AND! you can still buy a bible there...

But, hurry child, before it is to late!! You seem to be aware of the signs of Evil that are right in front of you!

Guns, beer and condoms! Let us not forget, TOBACCO!!! it is in Walmart also!

Beg for forgiveness you Heathens!!! The Lord will hear YOU!
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Please join us today from 5p to 12midight for purchases of beer now available at walmart. Then you can drive home,safely comsume it,and reap the rewards of saving time and money by not having to drive to missouri. You will also be contributing to the Arkansas tax revenues that helps pay for the medicaid system that will be providing health care for the poor and elderly. Please ask the peaceful protesters for a donation to help the poor and elderly and see how much u get.
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AND you can buy Pastor Fuzz some mcdonalds and add to the obesity problem of our nation. Check out the gut sizes on feb 2 and then we can go into the sin of gluttony. Repent!!!! and start walking !!!!! amen amen amen
Pastor Fuzz

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calamity jack wrote:
Please join us today from 5p to 12midight for purchases of beer now available at walmart. Then you can drive home,safely comsume it,and reap the rewards of saving time and money by not having to drive to missouri. You will also be contributing to the Arkansas tax revenues that helps pay for the medicaid system that will be providing health care for the poor and elderly. Please ask the peaceful protesters for a donation to help the poor and elderly and see how much u get.
You are very mislead my child.
Do you not see?? More money to the Medicaid fund, means more money for the lazy bums that are already draining the system! That equals more beer money for the Welfare recipients in the area.

Also any extra revenue alcohol sales generate, will have to go towards hiring more Police Officers and fund a new Jail in Sharp Co. Crime will be at an all time high. There will be no money left for roads, schools OR the elderly!

We need to break this Evil cycle NOW!!! Praise Jesus, praise Jesus! You will never be Raptured with a belly full of Budweiser!
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calamity jack wrote:
AND you can buy Pastor Fuzz some mcdonalds and add to the obesity problem of our nation. Check out the gut sizes on feb 2 and then we can go into the sin of gluttony. Repent!!!! and start walking !!!!! amen amen amen
Yes my child, you are correct! Gluttony is a sin and it runs wild in Sharp Co.

Believe me, I have seen all of the extremely fat, grossly overweight beings slowly moving around in the area. Especially shopping at WalMart. Now, it has been compounded with BEER!
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STFU and learn to home brew.

http://www.homebrewery.com
Loves the Jesus freaks

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Hoopie wrote:
That's awesome,now i can buy a gun,beer,and condoms all in one convenient stop.Oh,and a frozen pizza.
LMAO! Don't for get the love oils!
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In Case you don't like the Home Brewery try this one.

http://www.midwestsupplies.com
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Here is another one to try. They are all good but Mid West is my favorite.
Going to start a batch of wine next week.
http://www.northernbrewer.com
Pastor Fuzz

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Loves the Jesus freaks wrote:
<quoted text>LMAO! Don't for get the love oils!
I am sure that somewhere in the Bible it states that, any man that engages in the use of love oils with any of the Women in Sharp Co.....

Is engaging in Beastiality. That itself is a unforgivable sin. And you will burn in Hell for all of eternity!
he who knows

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Omg it's beer get over it!
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Hoopie wrote:
That's awesome,now i can buy a gun,beer,and condoms all in one convenient stop.Oh,and a frozen pizza.
Can I get an Amen and Hellyeah!
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Didn't Jesus turn water into Wine to keep the party going?
How may folk drove home drunk on their camels and donkeys that night?
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Alcohol is a 100% natural process given to us By God to enjoy.

Some people forget or wont admit the fact Jesus didn't turn wine into water, He turned water into whine. Like anything else alcohol is not the problem the abuse if alcohol is. There is sex abuse too maybe we should ban sex because a few misuse it.
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So pastor fuzz would you prefer the Sharp county residents continue to drive to wet counties get drunk and then drive home??? Are you not judging when calling beer satan??? Does the bible not teach you to not judge??? Your a fool!!! I type this with my delicious beer in hand!!! CHEERS
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Isn`t their porn on the net......did you fail to mention your internet provider?
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Pastor Fuzz wrote:
<quoted text>I am sure that somewhere in the Bible it states that, any man that engages in the use of love oils with any of the Women in Sharp Co.....
Is engaging in Beastiality. That itself is a unforgivable sin. And you will burn in Hell for all of eternity!
LOL

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