Trolls

[mygoodness]

trolls ruin any attempt at good conversation. they're insecure, childish and clearly don't have any friends or know how to make conversation. have at it trolls. here's another thread for you to run with. share your favorite troll stories here.

[Trolls rule]

Thanks, azzhole

[Pappa]

Trolls rule wrote:

Thanks, azzhole

Does your mother know you are using her computer when she's out turning tricks? You better turn it off, here she comes with another 'uncle'.

[chic_]

Pappa wrote:

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Does your mother know you are using her computer when she's out turning tricks? You better turn it off, here she comes with another 'uncle'.

his momma doesn't have one..he has to go to the public library..

[yea]

yea, there is 1 from jacksonville that stalks her ex in another state, how crazy is that.

[Sme]

The Three Billy Goats Gruff

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Well, be off with you," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

"Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.

Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.


That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out.

[TwitTwat]

yea wrote:

yea, there is 1 from jacksonville that stalks her ex in another state, how crazy is that.

That sounds spicy, do tell more.

[Pappa likes anal beads]

Pappa wrote:

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Does your mother know you are using her computer when she's out turning tricks? You better turn it off, here she comes with another 'uncle'.

Ask your wife, she honks my bobo while I surf topix.

[Pappa]

Pappa likes anal beads wrote:

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Ask your wife, she honks my bobo while I surf topix.

That's impossible, she doesn't eat vienna sausages, only foot longs that plump when you cook 'em. Once again, let me know when you come to Jax, I've got something to give you.

[Pappa is impotent]

Pappa wrote:

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That's impossible, she doesn't eat vienna sausages, only foot longs that plump when you cook 'em. Once again, let me know when you come to Jax, I've got something to give you.

I told you I will not accept a bj from you. I live in Jax right now, azzwipe. Maybe close to you, boy.

[Pappa]

Pappa is impotent wrote:

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I told you I will not accept a bj from you. I live in Jax right now, azzwipe. Maybe close to you, boy.

Whatever you say, little one. Just name the time and place.