Woman accused of stealing more than $73,000 from church says 'S...

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A woman accused of taking more than $73,000 from the Arlington church where she was an administrative assistant blames the devil. Full Story
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Diogenes

Tewksbury, MA

#1 Mar 19, 2009
the 62-year-old Arlington woman told detectives "Satan had a big part in the theft."
This is absolutely hilarious. Does anyone else remember the Church Lady on Saturday Night Live?
Sweet C

Hauppauge, NY

#2 Mar 19, 2009
She sounds like Flip Wilson..."The Devil made me do it" LOLOLOL
Carla

Pleasanton, CA

#3 Mar 19, 2009
Satan's fiery wallet beckons..steal and bring me the loot..
coolmcfinn

Northampton, PA

#4 Mar 19, 2009
"So remember everybody,we're looking for a guy with two horns and a long pointy tail."
Somewhere In Connecticut

Newington, CT

#5 Mar 19, 2009
I guess she will lose the house now, the devil will help her get rid of it.
Leroy Brown

Orlando, FL

#6 Mar 19, 2009
What a liar! Cheney had nothing to do with it!!!
Bea Al Z Bob

Miami, FL

#7 Mar 20, 2009
Typical, alot of criminals pass the blame on someone or something else instead of taking responsibility for their actions
Scarletts Plantation

Lehighton, PA

#8 Mar 20, 2009
Diogenes wrote:
<quoted text> This is absolutely hilarious. Does anyone else remember the Church Lady on Saturday Night Live?
Oh my god, funniest thing..
Scarletts Plantation

Lehighton, PA

#9 Mar 20, 2009
Would have been funnier if the devil went down to Georgia...
I know her

Newport News, VA

#10 Mar 20, 2009
This lady is a known crack addict.
I know her

Newport News, VA

#11 Mar 20, 2009
Diogenes wrote:
<quoted text> This is absolutely hilarious. Does anyone else remember the Church Lady on Saturday Night Live?
This lady is a known crack addict and dealer. She needs to be locked up. She is the devils sister!
Snerdley

United States

#12 Mar 20, 2009
I know her wrote:
This lady is a known crack addict.
Then what was she doing working at the church?

Since: Jan 09

Omaha, NE

#13 Mar 20, 2009
Wonder why the article didn't mention her name?
Say what

Hampton, VA

#14 Mar 20, 2009
Snerdley wrote:
<quoted text>
Then what was she doing working at the church?
The devil made her do it! He has spys everywhere.
Scarletts Plantation

Lehighton, PA

#15 Mar 20, 2009
Snerdley wrote:
<quoted text>
Then what was she doing working at the church?
Quick fix of cash flow for her steal'in pleasure.
Crackheads don't care. They LIE, CHEAT and STEAL. AMEN..
Indeed

Mineola, NY

#16 Mar 20, 2009
Hmm, I suddenly have a hankering for devil dogs!
Snerdley

United States

#17 Mar 20, 2009
Scarletts Plantation wrote:
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Quick fix of cash flow for her steal'in pleasure.
Crackheads don't care. They LIE, CHEAT and STEAL. AMEN..
I meant "Why did the chuch hire her?" They shoud minister to crackheads - not employ them.
OVER PAID KNUCKLEHEADS

Catawissa, PA

#18 Mar 20, 2009
actually, her excuse is in keeping with church teachings....!!!

dinosaurs and pagan/pre-christian virgin birth/reserection myths are the devil's way to tempt the faithful.
Spongebob

Brooklyn, NY

#19 Mar 20, 2009
coolmcfinn wrote:
"So remember everybody,we're looking for a guy with two horns and a long pointy tail."
Mr. Crab?

Nah. It couldn't be. I mean... He IS obsessed with money. But he owns his own restaurant.
Scarletts Plantation

Lehighton, PA

#20 Mar 20, 2009
Snerdley wrote:
<quoted text>
I meant "Why did the chuch hire her?" They shoud minister to crackheads - not employ them.
They probably had no idea she was a crackhead. Must have looked clean that day. Even churches should do drug screening. Would have told them something.

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